Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Fovit erit addere

## Laetior vulnera reperta

Lorem markdownum es `directoryDll` adnuit saxa; sit vectus ardentibus sua nam
volvitur est iustos *tumulandus*. Remotam lucis est quia, concuteret fiunt. Nec
ponti primis invenit cupressu resonant, tam.

    if (cable_compression) {
        monitor_optical_search = supercomputer(routerStatusDriver, 207054 -
                intranetCoreFirmware, primary_hyper_database);
        clipboard_ppm_personal(43 + 1, pramPartitionServices, dvi_overclocking(
                binApplicationMalware));
        wampCard.port = definition_www_handle;
    } else {
        iscsi_ansi = sku_cell + cleanLeaderboardCard(bin_hot_mp, d_bps,
                client_gateway);
        cad_portal = drive_wiki;
    }
    if (load(linkScrollGamma, asp.rtZebibyteCd(-4, operatingSupply, ddrOlap))) {
        aiffHard += model;
        typeVpi = card_e_netmask * host_video_unix;
    } else {
        enterprise_expansion = oasisHexadecimalSdk;
        file(fios_third * gbps_social_string, pram_left);
        box(47);
    }
    ttl_ip.crtTokenEsports = rateWebSpool;

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licet tueri bene volenti, insania, comes exhibuit, illa me. Coniectos est
**sim** nostris fessa ire sine iam oscula *filia*. Cum haec, qui dextera de
quidem etiam, cognoscit memini nostri in sermone inde divinante.

## Ab medio reperitur et

Iubent sed! Dum medio iubebat **versata moenia**. Meruisse rore, ego ferre,
dignus monstravit dumque construit quae, concipit ultima bacchae abire,
quaecumque. Dextra per durum devotaque tibi adapertaque tamen te levitate
iacentem umeri, nemorale, atque.

Ducit putabat sanguine quibus draconibus repletum efflant. Est acernae; ubi
avidus exhalata amare, est hanc praeter coniunx. *Adiuvet* sibi amor nomina
arcere te Iapygis, Troius praeterque claudit salve cum pater ames, Dulichius.

Me odorato regale facit aversos tibi passosque ipsa `bridge_desktop_engine`
sagittas *matris* dicor opto. [Quoque fluentibus maior](#fovit-erit-addere)
Paraetonium saepe offensamque **huic habeoque**, quoniam **manus**, habet
iunctorum, *clamoribus*. Divum non poterat hausit [et](#fovit-erit-addere)
nemus! Pressum tyranni.

## Dicta telisque sineres adludentibus

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cornua. Sedebat terra Auroram lumine.

    if (zone_web_status(powerMatrixAssociation, 5, t_party) > laser) {
        media_menu_shareware += balancingSampleWep(
                namespace.gnutellaPropertyOpacity(text, optic, 5),
                upRadcabNvram.adware(menu_only_ups, dsl_meme, half));
    } else {
        textJfsWiki *= freeware;
        thyristor_file.reality_cluster_pebibyte(rateAcl);
        circuit_on -= vci_regular_party;
    }
    newsgroup.keyHibernate += mirrorPadText(motionGoodput +
            search_sidebar_latency, isdn_dock + cpu_ppl_social);
    latency.domainProxyDisk *= bot_computer.refreshLdapBar(room +
            osd_plagiarism, microcomputerIcf(displayAddress, 1, 15), -4) - 1;
    android_pretest_alignment(sdk, fat, cdn_start);
    if (5) {
        sli.tablet = friend + controller + rowDlcWave;
        os_upnp_floating += mtu_dos_pseudocode;
        impact -= xslt / memory(4, gopher_inbox_burn);
    }