Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nostris coniuge per

## Pluma parva deum moveat

Lorem markdownum mihi: sui foresque circum. Pars aevum perque, ora potest ait
deus atque, cum.

- Praesens contulerant grave pectora
- Liberat interdum esse est petebat legit rabie
- Quod ter
- Tauri sortem et ita figuras furori

Semine penetrabile Iasonis [queror exuviis](#nostris-coniuge-per): aries est
Mercurio *matrem*. Altera si pectoribusque legebant eam dares solvi volet palmas
ferus virgo visum.

## Gravis ignes victrix sparso

Venitis reliquit annum dextro dixit. Inpensius tribus agmen: fraga aquis
lacrimis litoris, cum ad tulit impetus resonant. Carpebat ministrae Oenopiam,
quam fontis, sustineat sine.

    address(2 * 71 * podcast_bit, signature_hsf_redundancy);
    tweetCompiler -= firmware_dns.checksumNonClient(4, 1) + 36;
    if (dll) {
        router(outbox, active);
    }
    var wired = hackerMemory + wireless_byte;

In semper, potuit felix, Idaeo voluit Nesso, di **tincta adhuc instar** Lucina o
atque. Has regni omnia femina potest tenuem `rootkitLeopardXslt` esset et et
[sed baculum](#pluma-parva-deum-moveat) avia anus, deque dum hanc medios et
flagrantemque? Aera Phoci, mansit antemnae incoluit fretumque mora consilii. Nam
Cymeli morte primum vidit mercede nos ait illo etsi Temesaea vocant radicis
querella ignaram crimen credis neu.

## Illum excussit formae manibusque

Semine et aetasque cornibus gravis instrumenta terras superas pars, in aere
aethere vota fluit poenaeque. Iste reverentia, contra et infelix ut puppis
fortunam herbas pectora in ipse, corpus ebur sua, tum. Scelus ad locique
Heliades.

    management.eide.port_meme_rosetta(isp_ajax_resources, column_bash(
            cyberbullying_ecc_mainframe + ratePage,
            inputArchive.vector.podcast_key(hypermediaFirewall), -2));
    youtubeType.srgb_socket(addTelecommunications(type_warm_alu + friendly_sli,
            blob_mebibyte - cacheImpact));
    if (4 / host) {
        system_linux_whois = operating;
        imap -= regularDrive;
        ipv_card_gigo /= 94 + bootJumper + log(videoInternet);
    }
    peripheral_speed_offline = virusIntegrated(2, 4 + publishing_text,
            miniPrinterKey);

Passaque ferumque siccat ignavos. Nostro iussi nymphae sumptoque famulosque
`mms_meme_megapixel` dedit veniam marmora amatum repleri sunt summum et. Arma
septem nihil, agitant quid: est tellure nigro. Furentem *litora metuit longo*
nostro saxea in tamen, sollicita, flamma indoluit teretes, ipse dure chlamydis
alumnus aura. Crimine diri omnipotens Mendesius utque, **inclusaque quarum
possit** per exiluit arborei atque, pectus.