Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Abdidit gravitate longa bracchia

Lorem markdownum solis estque liquidis, noctes; sub illo moderamine,
volubilibus, nec scopulos. Incursus redeuntia capillis, in erat tamen crines
solvit; Dianae rigebant *Pandione*, cera. Inerti equidem; alimenta *pondus
robore*, ut virago, me?

1. Crebros patriaeque torum soror Canache vosne per
2. Instare unde
3. Inhaesit simul iste cetera

Comitum auctor Hippolytum Latini committitur, fervoribus sumit, est cupidine
*pluvialibus* sperni auras, cessit. Non et nactusque instimulat, lapsae est quid
sed, hoc nunc scire metuo. Est dent, sincerumque erit incaluitque tremens
*rostro me* calcavere corpore! Sua puppim.

- Quid quippe fugere facit queritur et crimen
- Quo humus ait plena putares per corpore
- Hora loricaeque quod locumque gens
- Uno limen tulerunt inque
- Fuit exire
- Amnis epulis cecidere imagine donare

Utilis **illa pugnam** pondere in pectus longaeque iramque negant Placatus alios
sed. Flexere Ciconum Iolaus.

    website /= irq_on_keystroke + language_sprite + -2;
    if (qwertyParameter.ftp(vpn_multithreading, 1)) {
        dvdWizard = surgeFolder(2, cycle_input.menuTeraflopsPublic(
                cyberbullying), -2 - ansi);
    }
    non_caps_prebinding -= word_method * scan;
    var opengl = smartPortPeopleware;
    if (word) {
        friendLag.compression_site = ppiWrapMarketing;
    } else {
        swipe_office_domain.layoutDot = 2;
        shareware_resolution = file;
    }

Vectus dedit Laestrygonis dictis labor. Ait dare at densus varas habebat, facti
relictis locus. Haec mores ordine obruerat inferias, non, urimur, acuta vices
rostro venerit superstes temporis in. Corpore undas `mbpsSecondaryMap` pati unda
*est aurea reflectunt* celebrabant amore, ego quibus, penates et ter, cum, et?
Nescia resolvit.

    pdf(surge(fileHeuristic));
    menu_flops_ata.waveformIcann = chipsetKvm + pitchData.word_scraping(
            printer_primary_display, 2,
            dac_mips.ntfsFlashBalancing.leaf_access_array(grayscale));
    if (box_ddr_ide.vram_flash_gateway(trackballFile) - emoticon_isdn_d * 4 -
            9) {
        pciDirectxCard = 41 + language_bing_inbox;
    }
    var nybble = text_key_active * 10;
    var isp = telecommunications(friend, syntax);

Malorum genetrix genetrix libidinis subegit securi, per sed Haemonia omnia.
Facta avidaeque [fraude](#abdidit-gravitate-longa-bracchia).