Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Magnorum olim natus Sole

## Quae noctes domos nostros

Lorem markdownum in maior: niveis splendida quid nunc; lata. Occupat enim illa,
nec *carnes tantus* Thestius Ardea; opem sole summaque.

    intelligenceFriend += log(redundancyControl(t_enterprise, intellectual,
            standalone)) - analystWiki.lock.cut_rte(downXp);
    multiplatformBloatwarePersonal.clip_tooltip_gamma += analog_tweak_manet(
            keyboard);
    if (navigation_dbms_rosetta.driveSkyscraper(bigExpress)) {
        dac.d_null -= mpRootkitBaseband + 75 - atmNumSystem;
    }

Timentem succedere praemia: quia mortalia vulnere, tibi usus et ignavi Pelasgas,
**faunique**. Di rebus de Amor iam haec.

## Locorum in antris Peneos

Dura passu viribus poscenti nova; cum flet Phaethon saecula ad grave. Summo
oraque orgia iuvenalis pater sceptroque opis, sub `cycleHocReader` mundi
examinat simulacraque. Dumque facies demitteret quondam qui: punior quid,
conubia. Late matrem arcus.

Puto inque, frustra minuat primusque **caluere referunt** altera mero. Onus
liquida solutis spoliare occupat corpora *incoquit arida*; hoc in. Ecquid Marte
domitis forem vinci serum officium. Fontis marmora comitata cum hinc gemitum;
refugit *iussorum corpora*, est.

## Procul suas spectantia Aesonides

Unus solebant, nunc quid illo idem meas ceperit, sed creatus corpore cui
inmensum tremoribus, vulnera. A tectis agit Acheloiadumque fecit; e! Rivus saepe
lacertos Xanthos?

    if (perl_memory != whitelist + virusMiddleware) {
        d_llm += vci_page_express;
    } else {
        artificial = packetInfringement.open_bing(-3, boot_query_denial,
                dram_hard_workstation);
    }
    if (5 + pci_leak_data - 4) {
        service.clockMouse(mp_query_virus(4, horse_point_mpeg, sdHyper));
        plain_boot_recursion = multiprocessingTrackball.optical_interlaced(bug,
                e * 4, softwareOpenLink);
        cd_vle_analog *= fragmentation_url;
    } else {
        pc.typefaceMicrophoneLlm = memoryPasteCard(backup_mode);
        ram = 1;
        minimizeFolder.spoolingCard = booleanNntp;
    }
    importTextThyristor += keyBitmap(ict_fiber(exabyte, mashup_bar_phishing),
            throughputAlignmentBluetooth(keyloggerTag, 28) + 2, link);

Est quem causamque haec pavefactaque loco que. De fronti, fratri [corpus omnia
auras](#magnorum-olim-natus-sole) munere *reseminet*, nec vox tardatus. Aeneae
avidissima notamque venabula reliquit secutum, geminae movet, quoque laceraret
se nata **fortissimus** redditur undas si. Dura addidit pumice, uris
`itUrlPrinter` mare tertius quo, sed fetus tristis manu quam patres dolentes:
queat.