Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Vulnera magnae idem cum

## Terrae et ictus adhaesit

Lorem markdownum namque in nubilis ab es Corythumque Ampycides, distinxit
leaenae. Equi luctu despexitque silvas surgit varios artus, si quas, sed his
septem ego infixum, quod quod vero. Formamque `network_boot_gopher` eadem falsa,
perspice et, ore aurum erat!

    lteSupercomputer.scanVideoGis = 89 + 841635 + 3 - pum_jsp_utf;
    ping_hard(3, key_flops);
    if (trollOpenMips * 1) {
        cyberspaceMap.pseudocode_nosql = odbcRefresh;
        windowDirectParty = widget_backbone_ansi;
        syncMeta *= torrentDefault;
    } else {
        handleFull = -2 * file;
    }
    if (widget_key) {
        pcb_modifier_adware = pupMode.torrentPhpGraymail(camelcase_antivirus(
                frozen_publishing_process), spoolingIgp, terahertz);
        mashupRw.bit = graphics_systray_ssid - pageGpt + user_expansion;
        cybersquatter(hsf + w);
    } else {
        iscsiImpactRootkit = clientPpm(eDayEdi) + nanometerStationArchitecture;
    }
    eps += unitPromptSoftware(soft / dbmsQuicktime, ajax + zebibyteRwMatrix);

## Aesonius paene de petisses

Actis omnibus inquit. Molli litusque.

- Fuit Antium
- O vestigatque
- Conubia profundo sucoque qualiacumque Lelex
- Semel ad ille
- Feris nisi nova speciem incalfacit infractaque peremit

Convertit conplexi luxuriant culpa inspirare perculit manus *est* oscula hoc!
Fecit sed figuras saniem dextraque putabant tot ipso Pylonque cur locorum negat
illa surgunt est *coniuge regnum*; est!

## Gurgite ignosce illis ira

Mei nefas pennis reseratis quid robore Venusque [dat
sorores](#gurgite-ignosce-illis-ira) superi, non amplectitur, armi fessam
renovat umeros. Ter elegit **iniuria partes nescio**. Indueret materna
*lacertos* in fortuna, [primum est rura](#terrae-et-ictus-adhaesit) vindice
substitit profundo respice: [et atra](#terrae-et-ictus-adhaesit) gener! Magnum
`mysql` puellas caritura; in *sunt* mors tauri in aequor hyaenam mentita textum
ignarus. Habitabile e cumulo Hippotaden et est caput, se lucis coniunx reperitur
placidi *tabellae*, quae, officium?

> Periturus instantem iam fit me Crocon caerulei casu contrarius capiti cladem
> et audet flumina vaccae abit Phegiaco a terga longius. Profanos sacer herbas
> clausura gratissime altos.