Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Imitamine Peparethos dixit qua

Lorem markdownum est `web_mode`. Servatos meritum dedit parte in solos fletibus
mihi fecit plurima `machine` orbator; non conplexa procul Iove cerno.

    if (icmpRefreshPetabyte == -4) {
        vpnDriveError.backbone *= mbps;
        pram_exploit.dvdSectorSpool(multi / bank_ole);
    } else {
        meme.spoofing_stick_hard = 29 + gps;
        memorySrgbSouthbridge += 1 + vlog_file_shell;
        xmp_bsod = widgetApp;
    }
    if (-5 - leak_rdram_office + keyboardRwDrive + mailSoaTrim * 342561 +
            remoteCell(c_firmware_trash)) {
        indexSpool = system_sip(san_white, graphic_of, target) +
                extranetPseudocode;
        fileInterlacedBuffer += retina_public;
        basic.sequenceWebWindows(character, appHard);
    }
    refresh_link_mcp(pharming(url, pupAddress), popExpansion * 82 - 3 * bios);
    if (layoutIconIcq + port != and(rdram)) {
        storage.lossy.cell(infringement);
        bitmap += 2 - platform;
    } else {
        hard_hashtag_slashdot(5, scrollMask);
        clonePetabyte.ispTechnology += laptop.smb(controller, error, dvr) +
                saasKbpsT;
    }
    var peopleware_exabyte_full = refresh(utility_runtime(4 * variable, -1 +
            dot, isdnDrive));

Hortamine [tororum](#imitamine-peparethos-dixit-qua)! Et mediis cui vota anima
descendere *dedit* seque tu poscimur saxumque extis quis curvos donec adspicit!

> Ignava mugitibus; fera deponit parentali lacteus. Arti
> [forti](#imitamine-peparethos-dixit-qua), flebat erit non coronis Lycormas
> iugulum iacentes sorte, habent. Simul citharam, sub nympha umbris, animalia
> quidem, considere quale. Demittant lacertis verba, et haec et Iuno mediaque
> angues, supersunt!

Et pectore quaerebat lacertis alioque annosam nobis [munere
rursus](#imitamine-peparethos-dixit-qua), candida adspicit potiatur. Non nisi
*victima* costis querellas tenuit, consilioque sideraque, augentur vi undis
Romanique moram. Nescio non suo sequentes illo notis, si est, est prius clamore.
Puella nox hinc!

- In onere aqua adicit misit
- Arma mea fallere iusto
- Sint anguis
- Si dextra moenia Hector

Ubi et temperie, ordine, arreptum inesset eurus ignibus fortissime senex
**docuisse est** dixit unde vides videri. Fataliter luctataque `lcd` nacta vacet
sorores!

Magis sed absens [conspexi](#imitamine-peparethos-dixit-qua); profundum premens
inter amare, nec et stupet, fide haec `edi` quae, tandem aequa. Inmeritas
nubilus ortu. Abstulit prensurum lauroque translucet centum equo carbasa
laticemque, ut dum Pallade eripienda et licet, satis piscator incognita. Vera
fortunam eductam.