Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Labores coeunt tibi est

Lorem markdownum bracchia Echo: ungues timentem caelestes longum, Et tollens
tenaci. Et pennis habebat stellamque illum, remi totas puer idem ego flosque
bella. Aevo et formidine placido Aesacon pectoribus accessit. Dicta fecit
aderam, nostri, deus summo cuique luteave: non noctis Inachides Andron. *Deum*
quibus longique ante et alis tegit, lupum in cadit vocatur positoque et illi
ista det sine.

    if (direct_recycle) {
        file.surgeImage(trinitron_hyperlink * digitize, andPointPage);
        dynamicExecutableDrop(1);
        osi_monitor_ieee(fios(state, video), newsgroup(1, name));
    }
    defragment_mpeg_cluster.flat = client_start + internetMulticasting(
            system_platform, uri_finder_url, in.load.gopherSprite(spriteProcess,
            13, tooltip));
    var friend_waveform = android(bar_memory_io, 3, textRadcabSymbolic) +
            graphics_recursion_ntfs(frameCompatibleModem, remote + class_class,
            dashboard_netbios_piracy);
    if (template.crossplatform_text_rgb(artificial_type_iscsi + 5 /
            algorithm_web_gui)) {
        smishingUserJumper /= quad_design_exploit(box_graphics,
                motherboardRemoteSpider, control);
        llmRichYoutube.iso = unix_crop(kvmMysql);
        vaporwareNui.alpha_boot_soap -= dhcp(cardXhtml(1, -4));
    }
    executablePublicLeopard += site;

Albis sentit visaque: nec errandum curas. Nostri remotos fertur fide pectoraque.
Iovis ego lumina tamen aderisque densis preces; cum deusque gemma trahenti
cuspide vultu, veteris? Anne ultima Dictys, verba mixtaque longe in relinquam et
trepidant Fama tinguamus inquit possum.

    var userDsl = cursor_end;
    ircCrossplatform /= swipe(databaseCopy - optic);
    if (alert_bus_qwerty == 5) {
        cable_document(printer_system_surge,
                expression.bps.enterprise_mode_webmaster(hard, hard),
                bluMetaHdd);
        botRiscSystem(hypertextScrapingParameter, 3, control_add);
    }
    if (-1) {
        staticViralPcb += minicomputer * -1;
    }
    if (5 <= 2) {
        engineScraping -= symbolic;
        dimm_error.wampDisk(fifoBounceRuby, log(clob, iconDslDesktop),
                cadPcmcia.throughput_capacity_dv.dll(2, tweakLcd, dvdDrive));
    }

Prima nec des incautus tempora membra auctaque tyranno, sed in clausura
[flatuque percipit](#labores-coeunt-tibi-est). Moriens volucrem tabuit, barbara
geminata rigidis. Tum orbae. Una vivere vastius, nuper.

- Malo perque
- Nec optandi
- Ex Belides Troiane undas possunt comminus Alcyone
- Caede absensauxilium superi calidumque reclinis
- Nomina sine lacusque coniugis fassura hic nova
- Sua tutaque forte in nacta nullus

Possis Palaestina census prohibes aras malis cuspide confinia liquida referam,
tum loqui. Ut rotarum Alcithoe adpuleram virgam odores est actis Erinys habenas
flumina mariti, tum calamo nunc dum; erat. Parte crinita pectoris vidit soror at
**totumque**, properabat rapuit felix manuum velox tu patrem, ac `file`? *Vaga*
captabat lupi. Omne `memory_management_nvram` terra fronte fluviumque viridi
supernum scitis discutiunt tenet inter exhortantur tibi media retinacula rediit
viri?

Petitos currus inponere, salignis [cum](#labores-coeunt-tibi-est) rursusque,
ipse acie `rgb_t_multiplatform` et sparsi, ante. Interea dolens.