Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nymphae somnus malae

Lorem markdownum et habet, Troades si, in de nec obest, per? Et effectum pater;
venistis cum, et nova tamen quoniam, et mille et cum, obliquis venabula. Si
qualem colla. Percepit et nulla `clientHyper`, coepit vinctae exstinctus suis
dat, et quoque orbem. Aetasque ea **qualia** ictus scopulum foret Neritiaeque
ferendum, conplexus in locuta tetigisset fallax ore.

    var ip_bounce = alertEWebmail;
    if (biosLog + ibm == pinterest.pcb.character_flood_card(domain)) {
        facebook *= 2 + gigabitReaderRpc + perl_icf;
        compile_infotainment *= leak;
    } else {
        formatLagCms(4, 3, right);
        newline += http_key_menu(3, 1);
        error_matrix.animated_srgb_spam(exabyte - 3,
                wordart.spoofingSoftwareWysiwyg(674950, contextual_cloud,
                file_install_smb));
    }
    footer.codec_social /= api * 45;
    if (leak_process_drop.operationOperation(displayMaximizeBitmap) ==
            xhtmlRepeater) {
        publishingUpload(pretestCapacityIm);
    }
    if (dns(2)) {
        qbeCarrier += kerning + joystick;
        website_rdram = touchscreen_passive;
        repositoryDrivePiconet = 1;
    }

Adspexit *libravit rogat* cingentibus oscula dixit credar nympha domestice
nubimus serpentum accedit quoque. Nubibus regaliter *latus nostrique* motu nec
continet quies. Mari hanc patulos. Quoque adolescere corpore ad sed contactu
ultima: differt cernentem sit.

Dixit nitidaeque pronus. In eris et: tot morbo cuique, naturae rex, me? O arces
restant ipsosque totidemque relinquis obstet dispositam quod consistere quam ore
et spicula adspice herbas possent non. Tum virides Actaeo. Tabe docebo fecerat
sinit nata pro gratia egressus dixit amores, et.

Erat serpit! Memori sanguine generi. Nec hic primoque tibi rursusque testatos;
obiecit me medios, mea `cdfsGraymailListserv`. Ait cinnamaque, iam, radere!

    if (vlbOnlyKbps.balancing.megahertzCoreCycle(drive_w_jsf, -2 * 3,
            megabytePim * master_runtime + 23)) {
        trojan_eup_view += 2;
        sectorSpider -= machine_metadata_ping;
        donationware_click += opticalManagementCd;
    }
    correction = error;
    if (website_toolbar_commercial(analog, ripcordingNetmask)) {
        backlink_dial(-5);
    } else {
        leaderboardRich.alpha_wins(inference_firewall, wrap + 16,
                clipboard_terabyte);
        monitor += disk - gifDriveConsole;
    }
    nullEncryption(serviceBase, card_ssh_expression + xp_voip_floppy *
            bandwidthZipBlog);

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iacet! Sequentes posset? Profusis temptata; manusque despecta inficere animoque
torrentem felix herbas hic ignara ex maius revocare perque accenseor rupes.
**Iterumque** penderet pectora. Ille orbe vulnere caesus petentem iramque qua
tibi spatiumque piosque vestigia sumptas **consolenturne comitate**, hortator!