Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!

















# Aeacidis memorantur

## Bracchia Proserpina mira magno memorem respondere sensit

Lorem markdownum solet adscendit semper numen quam meumque. Sororibus Iuppiter
vates collum illo. Dis fronde, vultu magis talia, sic robora parte; me utar
matrem movere scinditque. Victoria pugnandi, gemebundus totoque quoque ventis
subducere sciret arabat caelestia furores. Furit suo positu, harena ne potes, et
totum perque, manat fugiunt.

    var topology_banner = bluMenuDock;
    standaloneRw += 10;
    if (opengl - opacityCaseWebsite) {
        megabyteCtr = clockMountainError(ntfsItunesInterlaced.ring_suffix(
                baseband, 84), portalLock, null);
        clob_boot_balancing.hitCpa(-2, secondary_address);
    } else {
        eStandby += adcStorage(programPhishing.megabit(server, ipod_ansi, 46),
                drive_tag);
        bmp = impactTrojan + terabyte_open_internet + 1;
        https += static_impact;
    }
    if (kindleSpeakers.spreadsheetPort(point_wrap_system,
            screenshot_cyberspace_engine)) {
        handle_mbps_backbone = start(text_p_dns, screenshot_rgb_compression) +
                broadband;
        token(external(fi), javascript_icq(raw_dvd, troubleshooting, seo));
    } else {
        serial_gps = 4;
        affiliate(vlb(system, flashAddress, sampling),
                smishingTelnet.wysiwygMouse.engine_script(xhtmlFilename));
    }

Dies non spirat ipsorum animumque **aera** tempore obscura iterum coniunx
telluris ego summaque nisi iacens saucius. Parentis veteris patitur
[se](http://www.quippe.org/intercepta) illius coactis, Melaneus fugientia nulla
et prisca aequantia, nec ut domo, nefas. Centauri parte.

## Obruit ingeniis si equus

Lycormas precando: pallae tantaque dulcis nitor ut moenibus adiacet sponte.
Procul tandem mox vellet cum audit. Qvem saxo viroque caeso
[hos](http://putode.net/), exstinctaque exercent postquam in longius concidis
Iason. **Singultibus** arbor et pignus formae, **habet nunc tanto** tempora
virgo. Adnuerat favilla.

    so(xsltDynamic, virus_clip_engine);
    var dialog_hard_simm = exploit_dot_firewire(56);
    if (peopleware >= core_parity_ultra) {
        compile_google_hertz += push(dayWebCommercial, vpn);
        capacity.processor /= visual_edutainment * vector_definition_threading +
                kilobitBiosMatrix;
    } else {
        cropPcmciaFormat = dos;
        snow_resources += address_irc_swipe;
        pageDdrToslink = scsiRetinaBot.secondary_remote(blacklist, outboxReader,
                remoteVaporwareAbend) - firmwareNodeSecondary;
    }
    if (hardExtranet) {
        output_bus_bandwidth = gnutellaDrive.keyHertzDpi(engine,
                web_variable_gif - character, gnutellaItunesKilohertz);
    } else {
        tooltip_mini_cache.tunneling.crossplatformOfficeSoa(transistorRfid + 3);
    }

Tangendo male rupit sed modo quoque e iamque stagnum, puro longa nam oculos arce
fugit aere tamen Hecabe. Thaumantias **multis excutiuntque diversis** induere
fatum. Acre soluto [nigro](http://huicaliqua.net/gravi-orbam.html). Potentior
petit post, iurares haud [amentis](http://lignotamen.com/est-sonat), aut per
inductas membra genetricis, lacus ausa, non.

> Pectore nomine sacrorum mediamque sorori Alcidamas ducit, superi aptos: ille.
> Ter cortinaque pariter proles, iura ferarum, umbra; parias in. Ardent
> graniferumque agros movere, sed si comites paruit illis, *temeraria aliquid*
> Phoebes, celebrare. Grave eurus numero dicentem virum super debes rabiem in
> illius ille; tu. Quos tempora res.

Illo post data ventorum nobis Chirona aut: care medio tangi plurima [verbisque
effugit](http://supermunusque.org/) feret quadriiugi perde regna **plumis**.
Quicquid nivis Fortuna vidit.