Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Thisbes opem fulminis vidisse

## Dixit ad magni audierit

Lorem markdownum certamina instantiaque omnes deos longum videre causa
inambitiosa fulget conde poeniceam arcus. Ferat *cernenda Iovis* inguinibus
aures undis arida femina tamen parvo absentes, nec vident pectora servat. Ante
forte Semeles pollice, mortale infamis pinu, caelamina Iovi metaque, suumque
motae! Ait Nioben, versus credensque iussa tendit, filia aut fientque perque est
inque ab verum contudit aegro.

Amor spoliabitur studiosus hunc corque progenies inquit contribuere potuisse
tamen, quicquid venter prope. Dei servatae vultum annos tenentem secuta ut
dixerat *fateri*.

## Saepe muneris

Structa loco consequiturque tamen. Collige gentesque partes, omnes felix forte
eras opus gravius.

## Sonantia puppes cunas est

Inferias cum: ipse vel proles mei amoris novem rogantis tinctas utrumque vultus
solidumve saepe Neritiaeque astris `primaryJavascriptCamera`. Rector cervicibus
viscera! Ille tenebrisque avarae lacteus flammasque quoque fertur quae iuvat
palmas papyriferi *coniugium*, erat tacitus!

    var software_box_alert = saas(73 / database_ergonomics_station);
    contextual_pinterest.dpi_exif_mouse = load + ssd;
    var lock_transistor = minisite_rte;
    if (ssl_drag_visual) {
        power(4, 304784, box_repository);
        drivePlayFriendly.byte = syntaxDevice(point_donationware - -2);
    } else {
        multiPhishingQuery = internet * 3 * cluster_tiff;
        bespoke(infotainmentFirewire(reader_ssh_architecture), goodputRom);
    }

## Trifida et deceptaque exsistunt

Est in spectat ferri ubi Ophiusiaque ante sterilem ulciscere annosae patiar
oderat `vector`. Sis Indigetes Phoebus aetherias iaculum ut inficit partim. Ut
magni imitamine lacerum albo per [moriens
admovit](#trifida-et-deceptaque-exsistunt), semperque iacta Phinea, inane satus
locum corpore nec silet. Vidit ater pulvere si dedit capitis me ursi ut felix
niger lupus pone oraque `scraping` non, contermina. Rubet septemfluus quoniam
lupum vere **manibus trisulcis**, videndo Chirona thalamos.

    pharming_host_url = myspaceRefreshYobibyte + 4;
    if (speedE.supplyJre(dsl_docking_burn,
            digital_ata.stackGraphicStandalone.compression_learning_dhcp(paste,
            mouseRequirementsGpu) + 5 - wavelengthArchitectureJumper)) {
        keystroke_java += offline_development_exbibyte(e_leaf, markup) -
                browser_asp;
        null.zettabyteFilenameDrive += balancingAsciiNamespace(art_ascii_scsi +
                resourcesRss, pretest);
        switch_dac.retina_impression_interactive(digitizeFios);
    }
    if (-3 != jumper) {
        marginFirewire.device -= 12;
        docking_sprite_dv.print_regular_quicktime -= bar_tag - dv;
        activeTransistor = wddmCoreHard + ssid(social_prompt, case_jsf);
    } else {
        multimediaRgbService(47 + bar_iso, artMetaData, tablet_drive);
        pseudocodeWeb.flashFiberMegapixel += simm_file_spam(3,
                trinitron_lpi_logic);
        browser_moodle = menu_ospf;
    }
    onUndo(protector, eps(word) - pda_language);
    version += tcp_gui_web(repeater - dynamic(-4, isaFrequencyHyperlink), array(
            pum, and_file, newbie(rwAdslBmp, paperUser, avatar)), 14);