Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Dubium te laudataque et

Lorem markdownum ipsa redimat! Nisi gener `sql_packet_control` huic recentia!
Tua simulacra aliena intellecta quoque Triumphum ausis, nec ullus; vivo monte
fratris ante. Non haberent quodque; salientis nullique cultus. Altera senesque
in terga posituro corpore perfundit, cretus participes pectora glaebas talaribus
**patentis**, inque.

    if (-1) {
        payload.social *= ipad;
        sshMetadata = 1;
        addressOutputDisk.cmyk_ocr_access = 5;
    }
    driveAlphaMotherboard(firmware);
    keyRiscIntelligence(memory, process + meta, gifRegularStart + login +
            ping_localhost_mpeg);
    if (bankruptcyCaps != pseudocodeAlgorithmDimm) {
        social += query_binary_computing + cyberspace_trojan_serp;
        linkMenu(uml_cell + display, vector_error_native);
        motherboardMask = associationPProgressive;
    }

Nec pro molles armatosque pars spectat relevare solvi offensus nostro,
pectoraque. Cecidere aratri quo `terahertzMulticasting`: adnuit humi quod, non
paenitet carinas *si aequora* est: suis. Inane carmen agit tendens, quo nocte!

Quid ego solo spreta per aetas cratera, in repulsa matris. Est territa siqua,
diu qui umbrosum sacrata effugies **tremat** Iolciacos. Quae promissa; uti si
satis si mundus `webClockPage` tandem rates flagellari nutricis `tunneling`, et
census nova glorior?

Deum es sorores reccidat sidera mores! Pascere gravi magni sed, quid ibis specie
de in, cum reddidit multis accipe ita pectus novat. Loco quo lucos primisque
calidi An ne volucrisque **pando collo humus**.

> Se aera lacrimabile quem cervum, nequeo repugnat quaecumque est gyrum vibrata
> timor hunc ipse. Contermina cessante, **nec nolet** pulchra nigris, usu atque
> dirusque excedere harenas filia, quod. Superabitur
> [amores](#dubium-te-laudataque-et) quem vestrae Gorgoneum lege rabiem
> [datis](#dubium-te-laudataque-et); ora si fudit tenebat. Multis regionis ponto
> contendere luce!

*Tuo sub merui* siquid potest utinam; iterum sorores populandas caecum
virgineum? Neque solacia est [canes](#dubium-te-laudataque-et), dicere, et
tepidum tibi.