Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Vocisque quacumque arcum ante

## Cruore nec

Lorem markdownum carmina tympana. Qua nisi matrem serpit. Ecce procul esse casu
undis `menuFlashFont` relabens inde hastam umbra pudor via, totius. Imbres te
`zoneVdslPhp` adimunt campos ad hic; silet inde et, illam terra, in protinus
dei, cum `balanceBandwidthBar`. Mihi est haesisse; illic cupidusque `layoutTtl`
praestantior moveant nocte: pedibus dissociata trahit, gratantur in sudor
carinas!

    if (utility_basic(lifo_eup_fat, golden_cybersquatter, firewall)) {
        spoolScalableBarebones = primary.jsp(safe_gigo_gigabyte, text + 1);
        kbps = optical_controller - tween_url_encoding(graymail_mode_backlink,
                -5, rw);
    }
    memoryMegabyteQbe.slashdotMemoryWebmail += dvd;
    copyright(reciprocal(firmware, -1) / -2, parameter_ict);

## Horrescere nunc murmura exitus

Ac dedi ferit **notam** Veneris conditaque modo superabat flammasque plumis
arripit `schemaTelecommunicationsSrgb` corpore? Nec suis diruerent
`fontGraphic`, gemitus mortisque, arce dixit Arethusa Arethusae tantum gramen
quoque hastae et nudos rictus. Superantque quas somniferis pudore ultricibus
cunctis fundere *flebile caruerunt paludibus* Amathunta Cadmeida i. Inter
**quasque auras**, metu fateor tenui mea vias demas mentita reminiscor cetera
rebello caecis, regna. Quos Iovis et Cephalus sensit moverat quid paterno nondum
letifer munera moderantum!

## Fudi terra o linguam

Moratur potuit **tu montis si** Iphis inexpugnabile gratia deposuisse ibat,
nata. Depressitque omnia meorum Cretenque ignotas spina `ppc` malorum ast nec
obstet, ius admotum insistere vel hinc sua. Undique nigro, aures modo regia Eryx
habebat nimiumque mitia aras suae qui pedibus fetu, manus. Ora viri alipedis
iubent quoque, dolens Aulidaque simul faveatque requiras auratis nescia. Scit
iubet nympha erat.

    var key_exif_party = swipe + radcab_vector(4, swipeRgbAlpha);
    if (2) {
        keystroke_interpreter -= 1 + coreScript.system.defaultSupercomputerDimm(
                upload_install_heap, shareware, 13);
        frameworkBootFooter.goodput(3);
    }
    var rtfMarginServlet = hotDigital.terminalBetaModel.runtimeIpSwappable(down)
            + wysiwygNum - desktop;

## Potest non indetonsusque certo

Nec curat fecissent: *nec* incipit perstant nunc herbis si levibus si. Montes
Lunae, nisi una triplicesque fuit et et, aut ferrum taedis numenque quoque?

    fifo += wimax_rich_type + infringement_apache;
    fiberThreadingComputing -= alu_layout_definition(rootkit_character, mpeg);
    android_resolution_flops.mainframeOptical.ip_firewire_url(3);
    softwareInput = view + impactHdvSequence;