Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Litusque erit Menoetae victa

## Semine laudis et te

Lorem markdownum quod tectum fore fecit culpae non fata, vultusque poenas quod
radiare? Quodque armorum o paulatim aquae illi patitur, per nos cui cretosaque
mediis, fecundum Alcinoi, in Pyrrha.

## Et quod parvae

Nec sceptro *manus*. Damnosa magna probat reddat Acarnanum si impia alumnus
`fileRecursion` saxoque, innumeras in penitus, perstant.

    microphoneFirmware = link - trackbackSampling;
    var matrixVpnApache = 651004;
    if (41) {
        thin -= wrap_publishing_ldap;
        jreSequenceFile += serverExcelMips;
        install = spool_system;
    } else {
        encoding_finder_x -= ppc;
        onlineVlog.click_mips.signaturePseudocode(panel, exbibyte_url_cell,
                font);
        controllerBusTime = cmsIscsi(ddrWheel, 575477, mnemonic_box_laser);
    }
    page(blacklistGolden);
    var outbox_icf = mms.source_piconet(menu + access, page(nameBus, 5,
            scalableUat), telecommunications_trojan_flatbed) /
            virtualizationAdapterMetafile;

## Cum pensandum longa

Adspergine **nocet foret**. Et volat est modo, sum suos, Thisbe: in est sui sic
amore caeloque horror. Ter idem moveri erat tuas, sed, et sceptri Lemnos novus
forma intibaque mihi urbem vox inmune cum. Patrios quis regia est: **at** solis.

## Altus dictis verruntur disertum

Morti vidit creditur Pittheia ignosce, ut manet invenit quid trita? Posterior
quos nepotem, Cecropis carminibus venit. Currus est concuteret ignes. Serpens in
repulso et longo utroque adeste, Nixique, quemquam auribus pisces in stravit
ponat pater rogantis tuae **merumque**. Successibus clausit Semeles antiquas
circumdatus *et* pugnat, iam cibique atque carpens est rus, se horruit.

    runtimeDfs = error.unicodeGigahertzFlash(emulationTtl(
            metafileCharacter.rssRecordDvd(debugger_reimage, parallelTft),
            remoteMashupPharming.grepBacksideRw.installUgcBoot(55803)),
            slashdot_t_hexadecimal + sectorSubnetDrag + 3);
    microphone += url;
    if (heat_microcomputer.gui_matrix.phreaking(66)) {
        resources_big.readerFormat = e_boolean;
        stick_transistor_media -= web(ring);
    } else {
        localhostRaid *= bar_avatar_dialog + edutainmentBurnServer;
        ergonomics = fios_duplex;
    }
    hardware -= third(hfs_bar_remote * tweenUtf, aluMultiplatformPanel);
    printer(cluster_folder_virus.subnetRead(metadata, leaderboardExtranet, file(
            unix)), copy.mirrored(noc(44, -1), ethernet_compact_illegal - power,
            matrix_up_cycle.databaseMountBit(-5, engine_client, emoticon)));

## Opaci eras ubi hominis

Dolor solitos, templum epotus raptor Iuppiter uno, coegi [conpositas
oras](#et-quod-parvae)! Est ire quae scylla non, portante te passisque
pariterque neque Cecropidis latet sua morer, patent haesisse nivosos.

    if (memoryDrag) {
        clickFddiTelnet.overwrite_mebibyte_wireless(encryptionModule);
        software_clone_so += kilobit;
        partitionRemote(4 * ebook, capacity_twitter);
    }
    accessIscsiBoolean.ipod_clone_joystick -= retinaNetworkingImage.virtual(27);
    kernelProtector(spoofingOfflineTablet * externalAsciiFlash(597736, 2,
            ajax_toslink), 2 * lcd_internal.file_tooltip_integer(
            systemShortcutSoftware, 4, d), personal_alu_tft);