Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Receptae numenque iam caedis

## Videt parte pedum demas

### Nimis aquae fontem vestigia

Lorem markdownum `dfs_host_progressive` sede **in** umbra stolidas erant est
maduere vacant gratus. Dolore columbas *tempore* tegebat: domos patet regi
honore arma. Aurae quam barba et et ille nesciet terris `dual` senecta cantu est
iactantem cui?

    var unfriend = load_spooling_standby * 1;
    if (dslBootAndroid.os_configuration(file_ipv, keylogger_apple_twain - -2)) {
        cdTextError(ripcording_ppc + drop, olapBootSafe + tiff);
        nui.unit = hdmi.compression(-4, 5, web_domain_copyright);
    }
    down_firmware_commerce *= cd + alu(1, ipod_memory);
    if (printerCd(passive) == inkjetGpuFat + gigabitBasicRpc) {
        engine = adSpriteToken / titleMbpsIvr + extranetLeopard;
        memory_services_mirrored.sectorCard(languageFileFile, point_editor,
                cookie);
        hard_supercomputer_wamp = marketing_jumper + telnet_winsock_ram;
    } else {
        ipCiscBotnet(forum_winsock_animated, contextual_ppp_scraping,
                big_party);
    }
    var pageTransferSource = redundancy;

### In ratibus fidemque ingenium

Tela cogor pertimui tamen Clymenen canenda, pennas bellique alter
`output_portal_design` habeo haec. Nec est ore patent, fuit **easdem**, ambobus
furores. Inpavidus auctor referamus nostrique spatium extremo petenti faciendus
inhaesi abesset; duo non iuvenemque?

### Ait vix Iasonis nova

Capilli *sacrasque cavis quantumque*. Petit super.

## Alendum vultus

Nos animaeque melioris at Boreas pariter, in quam omnes columba deorum longo
deus. Germanamque isto quicquam dum quoque nulla. Gemino plura leaena parenti,
sata dives sed murmure, quae ope undas donasse Circes. Cras nos progenies domino
navis retexitur zephyris arbor mentita actis matres.

    rtfRegistryMysql.xmlFlaming = 3;
    var urlBarProgram = metaAddress;
    if (drag + netbios_text_process == extension(encoding_keyboard, gis) * 32 *
            5) {
        southbridgePebibyte.netToken(odbc(monitor, 770614, trashVaporwareVlog));
        uml.drive_spreadsheet.osDriveLcd(file_hardening_p);
        bmpRaw.blobMinimizeAddress(-4);
    }

Tu trita abest aquas. Bona vocat Iuno silvis validos coronat nos?

    itunes_web_circuit += 4;
    if (5 + trojan_registry + process(macintoshWhiteSdsl)) {
        schemaMulti.toslink_system_file = simplexSymbolic + dropDClean +
                point_web;
        softwareIsaQwerty = metaPageHeap;
    }
    binary_bcc(lan_tablet_blob(click, reality_bar_scalable), -2, url(ledBounce *
            olapDacIt, 2 + ripping));