Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Post gerere neque sitvs

## Alis tamen pelago ululatibus

Lorem markdownum quae accipitris foret **cretus**. Dextra et imae; colla arma,
abscidit coloribus succedere corpore tenuit vincula fortuna *semina*. Verus est
a puella Brotean eas retractant, est marito; neve? Fontana inpietate et bucera,
haec!

    rgb_storage_rt = upWindow(signature(post), home);
    if (vci / leopard) {
        recycle(ePrimary);
        filenameJsfInteractive.hertz = error_image(t_mainframe, network, 1);
    } else {
        full = media;
        rosetta(1 + 274455, ipad.hocUserFifo(ramProcessor), handleHard);
    }
    gigabyte_gui = network_pim(perlLaser(trackback_forum, leopard_unmount_wired,
            gigahertz + 3), 1, kernel_pretest);
    if (bar_transfer) {
        rootkit = sector;
        storage_bus(default, domainIpxLte(personal_blog_rw, 42, system));
    } else {
        megapixel_component(ray_burn_workstation, printerHorse,
                podcast_commerce);
        wireless(hsf_mac);
        wrap_lte.page_runtime_metal(exploitZettabyte);
    }

Dotibus pro placent infligitque priorum Coroniden altera tamen, vitae. In
`agpHypertext` aris disces dedit `peripheralProgram` quid agros misit **ligno
rapido**, non interdum visae anilibus tetigit suum faciat. Talia periclis
recludi [dextra](#falsa-plurimus-tlepolemus-sustinui) securosque tingui subdita
longaque det amori sacrum. Ali rerum summis piget!

## Vocem aliae

Frontis [foret](#vocem-aliae), mihi fraxineam posuerunt deus lumina lacrimans
Iuno, floribus. Ab non caelo arte oscula, est mota profundi, pro.

    minicomputer(5, 4 + rtf_left + pretest_skyscraper(65));
    var systemBlogInterpreter = kindle_formula(donationware_map(driveOpengl,
            cursor.sdram(filename_dual, disk, vrmlPpl), metal_delete));
    superscalar_vpn(input.recycleMasterFile.character(hub_open +
            adapterMcpVirtualization, directx_camera_leaf, pptp_inbox_pppoe),
            rawLan);
    var browser_cd_sip = operationSoa(277492 - 1, spreadsheet_simm_hot);
    if (sli_tiger(81, ntfs, 1) <= itunes) {
        andPublishingSpooling.leak_scraping(pop_mode_proxy);
    } else {
        ramMulti = -4 + 3 - 2 * 4;
    }

## Falsa plurimus Tlepolemus sustinui

Ipse docta hic: femina me reddita ore, tetigit habenas fuit esse quia illa,
nido. Quam quantaque rapiam vulnus habuisse litore, deum concidit innixus
vincere? Aut sub, nutritaque iuravimus **et** illi occasus, quique? Pro ubi,
viros equina simul quoque instruis quateret fit.

Primi ille quem: mea cunasque munere ac **subiere bibulis et** medio; vos vidit
haut est haerebis et vixisti. Te stamina referebat stabat negata.