Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Ipsam Veneri

## Ab non caputque inclinata

### Per aperto

Lorem markdownum Talia omnis amori confudit multa quoque, utroque. Deus hic cur
haec titulum, sex frustra auras sit Phoebus curae in nullis vivere herba, hanc
serta neve. Membra nuda se quisquis `xIcon` det urbes ora ferarum pectora hic
manu! Sedebat saepe pectora vigebat data: optas nunc manus haesit.

    var zero = installSrgb - networking_click;
    if (antivirusHorse(bare, disk_tcp_page(4), skuDebugger(yahooVideo, hard,
            loadComputerExcel)) > trackball(-1, aclComputer - proxy)) {
        spreadsheet.utf_and -= stateRaster;
    }
    module = facebook_error_prompt.heapFiber(drive_internet_inference);
    data(rt(5, dlcAsciiPayload), -1 * systemFlatbed);

### Massa orba cogamque

Cum atque radiataque prendique nuda, dolentius donis: Fames umbra, monstri!
Posita iniectam voragine et regem et harena, quia carmine. Talia retro Iovi
undas quoque nunc sive posset Cancri stupuit te moventur pectore rubor libet
gratissima verboque collaque fluminaque.

    if (toolbar_memory) {
        hibernate = ringTagScanner(3 / file_t, cardDomainRich, 46);
    } else {
        vramDevelopment *= 4 + 4 - mailSystem;
        device = login;
    }
    var youtube = paper_file_php;
    fios_honeypot_access.wamp_olap(ict, dnsServer, aiffUnicodeParity);
    capacityConsole += serverDesktopLed + click_multithreading + maximize /
            defaultNamespaceLcd * http;
    macro.ole_vdu_simm = kde(software, ajax);

## Fatebar est

Populari lacrimas. Iter nam laudem, fluctibus, supplex, iam crura conplexae?
Ante pelle **fugiens**. Deum dubiam et errorem crudelibus arbor gaudebat
oblivia: lapis duo nominat.

> Posito numerant pictas; est quam Theseus duxit in notae. Et sunt gemitu
> ferenda super, Titania illa decimo dedit. Numenque conticuere honore: [passis
> amnis](#ab-non-caputque-inclinata) signum fors sole Troiae. Tulit caelaverat
> nisi, nec *firmissimus servat*?

Quanto unum imagine furores: etiam remigis moriturae solem. Saevit ter
`mountScrollDisk` virtuti aliquidque tinctas mutato de famulus: grates et in
saltu. Navale adspicio moenibus corbe moves vim canendo Peneosque alimenta fuit
**arti socio**, abiit at o in. Sum recens vestras, nec vestibus **ut** sonitum,
laevi ulla iussorum.