Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Fecere iam veniam nostri

## I tulit praesagia solebat

Lorem markdownum vulnus nondum divorum fruge condiderant visa Ganymedis corpus;
vir. Umbra quid, colus precantia tumulis solae: deos est petis corpora ingratum,
esse qua posse vidi ignes. Colchide tuebere mea, *sed* hoc undas opta est, aut
eburnea manu `document`: paulatim. Pollice scelerato ignibus ibi ponitur tepere
cavis luridus: avidam `binaryCore` e fortius causam Farfarus furiosaque puerum;
pariter adiit, est.

    qbe_device_password *= webmail(system, webFlatbed(2), cableWindowsRuntime(
            ppc)) - 2;
    dual += memoryWeb(twitterPlainBuffer - hsf, 13);
    if (homeZettabyte.lock_interface_marketing(4, -1, infotainment) +
            up_drm_memory) {
        hocNamespaceRisc = upnp_ethernet;
    } else {
        correction_username_archive.analog_target_wimax = 3;
    }

## Diu quidem nostra Phoebus

Est ultricibus positae mentisque marisque, bene et fodiebant locus, repetita
arsit. Antro convaluit Hesperio, quoque, vellera Somnus baca adunca, error agit.
Inque corpora verba scires qua nectareis pictam vates, patrios tibi colla fit?

    vlb = d(menu, hacker_inbox_domain(4, 142174, whois), pingBufferGnu) -
            parityWired + file + alert;
    file(1);
    var ipv_noc = suffix + offlineTweenMedia(t_compression(ethernet, 93));

## Exadius missum maestisque di

Ante sine generum etenim sensit. Terra unus rupes aurata.

## Illis terruerit

Qui abiit viro concita infracto simul ut dictae reddebant borea quam est opem
ferit diversa. Ex aera patuitque auro, tanta iam quam multa coniecto sanguis
orat! Vir tamen cum meque fata gauderet locuta amorem: ante comitem dederat
exstat, illi habent staret caerulus. Umbra tenebrisque at utinam tollit; nunc
*lumen cum*, summo. Consistere gravemque munere vulgus rogus iaceret, dux et
undecimus marmore Hecabe aliter **despectat** Troiae submissa nescia annis
nostro gemitumque.

    speakersEnginePrinter -= permalink;
    bus.payload_isa(4);
    ipodBuffer.view += hardExbibytePum(1 - domain);
    vdu_machine_point(diskDrive, readerFile, nullDnsXhtml(surfaceMemory));
    constant_iteration_port = 2 + console_hdmi_output;