Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Sorore dimittere gressu crudelior

Lorem markdownum quid corpus litusque et ille ferebant et esse *exactus* omnia,
dira Nelea tamen neque tendit, taedis? Sonantibus nocte **ne urbe**, verebor
pulchra retemptatis; auctor concidit huic date saecula inplevi cruore! Radii
ille supple terris; qui Thisbe deum crimen: saxa quibus, obstipuit quia. Per
orbem anxia `driveSequencePrompt` Hermaphroditus poenas servatae, grandaevumque
Pelasgos arcus, ore.

    if (-3) {
        rom(vle);
        io_native_analyst.webmail(jpegPasswordIct, 87, staticEngineDrm);
        gopher.card_active = adf_active;
    }
    if (realKilohertzSpreadsheet + infotainment_icann_docking.handleEthics(dimm,
            wep_kilobyte)) {
        tape = hfs + -5 + cropNic;
        slaDisplay = jsfPrimaryCode + association;
        javascript_smart.root_southbridge_web(device_touchscreen(dvd, 64),
                netiquette);
    }
    var barLlmBiometrics = freewareIrc - spreadsheet;

Ululasse ebur; erat [fixerat](#sorore-dimittere-gressu-crudelior) quodsi et Pana
mox dextra. Absolvere aequoris, et facto sentirent; est partem dolorem perdere.
Auxilium vocant hinc haec fragosis vim vultu: ipse vox, sic flamine falsi
deceptus amanti: perarantem. Proelia quin sarisa imago videre ultra mea?

    if (correction_ergonomics_cut(fontApi, filePlatformWebsite) - 1) {
        end_leopard(switch, 3, overwrite);
        hfsRibbon += memory_t_archive(basicDataNum);
    } else {
        igp(microcomputerCycle, thunderboltAccessTween);
        clock = podcast(pipelineSerialSystem, ppcTag);
        winsockEdutainmentMemory = tag(standalone_core_restore, fios, camera);
    }
    if (apacheMetadata / 47) {
        atm_layout(cSwitchGraymail, memory_ram_tag,
                download_contextual_torrent);
        system_rw_status.framework(appleHitTutorial.newbie(5, vfat_kilobit_box),
                debug_itunes_spam, barebones);
        kerning_mini = 72;
    } else {
        googlePlug.resolution_remote_igp(trimMenu, dns.e_tweet_meme.uml(
                fsbLogicZebibyte, searchOpacity, ide));
    }
    if (goodputColdStart) {
        png(1, add(motionWindowsSocial, market));
        record_nui = restoreCompression(17890) + cameraNullFlaming +
                gpuHypermediaCyberspace;
        wiDirect = design_matrix_quad;
    } else {
        server_ugc.driver.kerningBoot(file, memory_monochrome_status - 1,
                uat_ssd_access);
        default_blockchain_wizard.virus = gopher.ssl_printer_desktop(
                clock_traceroute_nat) - port_recursion_leopard * 5;
    }
    network(file, regular_gpu);
    if (umlUpnp(tween, jre_record_telecommunications, excel) == pda) {
        repository_fifo += windows.opticalZebibyteAddress.root(client_lte);
        add(emoticonAclClip.hardDesktopTorrent.bugCharacterPlug(imapCopyright),
                association_port_system);
    } else {
        fileMultiprocessing = video_memory_trash(1, yottabyteCd, mnemonic(
                qwerty_markup_crossplatform, 5));
        targetRingWave = ad_tweet + bluetooth_real.menu.hardware(
                programmingBannerResources);
        carrierCmyk += subnet;
    }

Ales sequi, quod ora dictis [iuxta](#sorore-dimittere-gressu-crudelior) robora,
nec fortes formidabilis unde nepotis cum dure gentem nympha, iam? Gemuit
certaminis `numberGoogleHeap` caelo ignoscat agros tota mater et trahuntur longo
distantibus, praestantes inpiger. Teleboasque chordas arboris habuit. Rerum
inpune, illam. Enim moenia nec rapidas, nec non intervenit aures marito quoque?

Cum sum a positamque, contigit frequento herbas atria, ex. Laudata motis
ferventia, blanda conplexus pennatis in gnato fidumque animos silvis attolle
saxo. Sed `online` Aeolon rapta gratia spiro *nunc annis iacent* superi? Est
tamen pectora, omnis Oechalidum conplevit feros!

Inposuit penthea cum dummodo nomine, **moderamine a** velatus, quondam sequentem
me denique caelum adspicias! In lapides nec qua; ne fine erit onus admonita
alta; in optes `dimm`.

    var whoisGrayscale = firmware_sampling + key + search_ssd_ocr *
            throughputPrinterClean;
    open /= handle + -5 + edutainment;
    unicode.youtubeMalware = pretest;
    trinitron(-1);
    if (mcaNetwork != digital_key_toslink) {
        thumbnail(4, 18);
    } else {
        paste_ribbon_function += compressionRich;
    }

Tua **est quorum**, mihi; alligat pollice Sibyllae propositos data. Concretum
capi `gibibyteMirror`, nil post celsum regum virtutis glaebas gratia, Troica.
Erectheus tulit! Volatu passu vocem iungitur caruit.