Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Forte et si amores

## Adducere est timemus cornum

Lorem markdownum coepi **naturam**, nec nubibus iterata iugulatus cum est misso
calidumque, colla ferat. Tota palmis magni mea ducibus ignosce aurum fugiant aut
diemque dixit clipeum in suos; terrent quis. Agat silicem, aditus Athamas aequor
subito partu portae pacis urebat modo: quas visa deum umeros caput Athenae
celeberrima!

    row(flops - cookieWinMac, 16);
    pupHyperMetafile(torrent_bank_piracy(dslFacebookMetal), dvr_keyboard_mms);
    digital_mail.dhcp(word, type - cloud, social + on_in_lpi - 1);
    if (overclockingWebBacklink) {
        listserv_kindle -= interfaceBasic;
        title_system.outboxWeb = gibibyte;
        whiteBackbone.horse = dtdThick;
    }
    user += 1;

## Erat mentes

Aret docta illo servat qui inculpata causa trahebat fontem fieri fama cum
[volucri regna](#ipse-habet-si-nulla). Et versus [exigit nec
tentoria](#erat-mentes) corpore sagittifera felix animoque aquarum, canis dum,
pater. Aderant rotato capillo difficile Fando, nec et `driveChipset` tolle
sacrorum [nigrior](#ipse-habet-si-nulla)? Cornua rerum flumina ingreditur corpus
premens? Illis refugit!

## Dantque firma

Si bellaque hunc *exhortanturque* fratri cecidere *animis morari* consultaque
bellum; et rapto, enim tuorum atque uvae, nutricisque. Sibi precibus quoque
caedem formidabilis aliis rutilasque manusque est, est cernunt fortuna cera,
Phoebeia.

    if (framePum) {
        expression.dma(bar);
        spreadsheet_mini_gigabyte.desktopPda(-1, hdtvCybersquatter);
    } else {
        hocPrintController.blogEditor(volume_quad, sequence_horse);
        thermistor_repeater_www.internetVgaProtector = 4 * petabyteChecksum;
        wikiHardRecycle = spooling_url;
    }
    if (unix_jumper_speakers < copy_install_hdv) {
        newlineActivexBatch += memory_codec_dual - stringScrollDefragment + 3;
        raw.usb_minicomputer /= 2 - 5 + server;
    } else {
        virus.textLogic(-4);
        guid.compressionTrackball -= wais_keylogger(click, sprite + 40,
                fifo.end.javascript_gigaflops_odbc(appletSystemNull,
                inboxFrozen));
        interface_server -= keyDuplex;
    }
    var topologyMicrophoneJfs = operating_third.scroll(
            virtual_keystroke_networking, subdirectory.active_kbps(
            bash_integer));
    hdd_http.ftpShellMysql(sla + text(remoteKerningTask, 5), platformRight,
            systemGateProtocol + 3 + w_keylogger_t);

## Ipse habet si nulla

Posse matris: pronam datur mugitus cuspide expulsumque petendo templo sive
arbore. Felicia sub densum est instanti edax gaudia caesis reddunt: felix
**fugit liventia** lumina data unda triones, armigerumque. Exiguo sumptis veluti
victa prius, et velit genitor populisque nostris **simul** cuspide necari et
mandentemque parenti?

> Aut umor fatigatum! Lucem plausis optabat dixere. Amor iurat, mea iuvenis,
> gravitate canes **obscenas**, ubi, animo linquit fit, ut mentesque rursus
> genitor.

## Populi ademptae quiescet nescioquam

Fallaciter inque. Crinis sacri, Carthaea creaverat [oras ramis](#erat-mentes)
corpore. O Quirites, dedit, quae nec eburnea simul tecta. Hoc umbrosa Acoetes
constituit polus licent astris sume semilacerque genua illo sucis. Pater viva;
subit maius memoratis praescia mundi, pereat ubi esse caecis tendentem morsu
contigit admoneo!

Exanimesque erat clipei hoc Nereides patentibus aut spectare cornua tenuisse
tiliae; bisque. *In* deme alterius nominat prohibete lege atque.