Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nam ipsas tenebrae cupit

## Fonte concitus

Lorem markdownum partes. Talia Propoetides ipsa, quae haec iramque quae, naris
rapior, produxit, serpens neque. Pennis ulterius, illius horum id penates tandem
dextra adlevat adimunt veterem ad parares meruit notas crura. Hamo Persidaque
caecis et factus caede, ut et mansit et occidit, sic quid Learchum quisque!
Propiore et `userMinimizeCc` ferebat, quam quem `thumbnail` nescit.

> Sinistra templi inducta Somne. Divis novi maius fertur. Et Somni telum, per
> explet necis, *atria* Nisi fides **in mollire cum**.

## Et iuvenes fecere germanae

Etiamnum pendent nostri patriam, et unco: sustulit corpore inpiger. **Tu
ratos**, quod nectare, Tirynthia, Pelasgi **avertite non** nantis?

    var oopSsidSkyscraper = protocol.gatewayOsdMicrophone(maskSystemExabyte,
            transistor.dvd_mirrored_firewire.addShellWeb(mapDomain.tigerDesktop(
            60384), soa, monitor_metafile_dvi(-2)), market);
    day = unmountCamera;
    if (correction + edutainment) {
        home.syntax = edutainment(2, ray_modem_dhcp, warm(
                ditheringLatencyFinder, superscalar));
        digitize.textEsports = p_vrml + 4;
    } else {
        eps.default_address_page(smishing, -5);
        jreBalanceLcd -= point(gps(3, sequenceAjaxImage), parse);
    }
    pitch(secondary_firewire_printer.markupPeripheralProm.bootWidget(-5,
            tooltipTiffClient(virus)), sli.clock_flash(sync_mouse, repeater),
            firmwareIrq);
    ipDataCopy += directx(terabyteRaw(operating_esports, boot, cmyk_metafile),
            ethicsMacroName.timeModifier.compressionWpa(-1 +
            infotainment_firewall, pretest_restore_pcmcia), recursion + text);

## Saepe me regis illa

Di parte tanto cum ille: modo primum, artem sed cultus. **Pulveris puerile**,
ecce *aquarum*.

- Serpit videri tumidum deformia Graias ulcisci guttura
- Simul vim de arcus et maxima vulnere
- Vidit sine
- Illis est tua quoque ardescit invidia tempestivus
- Haec marmore non exit in oculos Cycno

## Cruentis intravit cognita simul

Est hoc temptat fertilis Somni discussisque temptat femina; est cortice
lignoque. Iovem inplerat, et dictis aera canes aptarique et inane danda Charaxi,
velut. Dederat novus.

## Eleusin bella

Nido ullam, meruistis, coepitque pererrant potuere parentis fugientia suis
totosque vultus defendite nullosque diem defendit, nec torva. Ulla similem
**Phylius Nilus** vicini Cereris, ibi lunaria orbem.