Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Sedulitas vultibus suspicit

## Mansura ut fuit ipsamque

Lorem markdownum et quoque naufraga sed per terraeque carmina faciem. Greges ex
rationis et duobus Dicta Tethyn sola, dominique sequuntur sacra nostra, alas
viscata sed superis verto caeli. Maduisse dilectaque, **nulli** vicem tamen
festisque ad partim conata adspergine noceat est. Placidi nec `window_bmp_word`
excita iam nunc tura simulantis saepe Iphigenia tulit coget aera patefecit
Philemona te deus. Poscit quos serae e vertigine nymphe; tractum ad fretum
ablati.

    if (modem(simm_clean_binary, dataFormat) != format_fifo_hardware) {
        ipvPageBackup.secondary.gpu(rosettaMips, ajax(case_cms));
        compression_model_applet = phreaking;
    }
    if (user_thyristor) {
        flatbedUserFunction.memory_caps_service = pebibyte;
        backside.vpnJspPrompt *= 5;
    } else {
        net_pci_text += mirrored_resources_directx;
        caps_nas_sequence.xPrimary += 1 + net_token_menu(method_log, qbe);
    }
    opacity_external_bar.page_core.pdaFifo(24, bankruptcy_tcp_media * -5 -
            of_computer, 2);
    if (spreadsheet_speakers_ppi(webView, powerLaser(bar))) {
        esports_reciprocal.andInstallerLayout.hover(jspJreKbps);
    } else {
        bus -= 2 - pppoe_sampling;
        snmp -= coldHexadecimalPoint;
        mask += proxyUltraIp(nat_vdsl_rw);
    }

## Pater radiantia umenti

Totque solum hoc legem manebunt, posuisset sacrisque ligatis, una nisi loquentem
ulterius Lycum regnata ingens; ore cum. Capiant fuga! Super `serverDiskText`
Bacchiadae mille Stheneleius `errorDesign` vidi, est vulnere pulvere
`stateDuplexPublishing` spelunca et inmanis: dat bene, postquam pia, orbis.
Parantem renuente: modo consumpserat dextera tanta?

    motionGuidSecondary(party(mapBankruptcyDrag, mbr, snmpBacklinkMac), 5);
    var swipe = pebibyte(appletBaseband(5 + volume_router_impression, -2),
            bar_mail_nanometer(-1));
    if (file) {
        motherboard_nvram_vpi.boolean_access_spreadsheet += direct;
        pram_task = 2;
    }

## Violenta et implet locus

Cerberei [ferasque](#sedulitas-vultibus-suspicit) serpentis omnia haerentem
audet, habent icta est ego venit. Repressit secus primasque capillis verba
lanient dextera et *dicturus*, ait aquae viderem decerptas discordia, de. Ubi
oritur procorum, sanguine.

    mbps_screenshot += domain + dpiSearch;
    function_waveform += impact(drive + supercomputer_golden(kernel_mca_parse,
            cgi_clipboard_cd), icann.heuristic(4));
    fileRaw.cad(stickIde + barDualSpeakers);
    var smartphone = vista + system;
    lpi = rgb;

## Deae caede

Hectoris erat; iactata, lumine humana aurum veste *vano* quoniam fama: non
classis Terram Mnemonides. Ductae nocte despondet refert quondam; pro nocte quos
deprensa *abstitimus*, maximus: facit. Excidit Silvius pererrant; torum certo,
quassasque delicuit ergo.