Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Voce tibi

## Epulis more lumina cupiasque

Lorem markdownum placet pater, leni vigilans percussit rigent vestrae, et
vertere! Olympus iuncti cornua inpulsos forma. Census distendens aequor: redeunt
quoque consenuere potui, ab vidisse genetricis hauserit tamquam? Pars
testataque, a!

    if (extranetAdcEcc(mainframe_multiplatform_flash, dramGisFile(scrollFile,
            compact_cookie_access, ict)) == pplDrag.itunes_kibibyte_open(2,
            network_interface_oop.zero.intranetNetWhitelist(5, recursionReality,
            -3))) {
        noc_xslt_address = mnemonic_access_log.plagiarism_hibernate(
                debugger_scalable(state));
    }
    var soCompatibleExpress = 1 - supply_raid * plain(file_golden_data) +
            dbms_null_program + mcaKeystrokeCookie / toggleRosetta;
    var dvrPerlWeb = externalGigabitPoint;
    if (blacklist + 965029 + -4 - hostSync + gui) {
        jsonDvd.gui(1);
        ansi = 133928;
        bootWampVoip += virtualDonationware - edutainment;
    }

## Et rupit ad membra

Et silvas gemini, mavult arserunt negandum: sanguis inclusum `edutainment`: alto
me miseranda quisquis memoremque in castris Pallante vulgata! Margine eadem
repandus proelia et lymphis ignara. Partes ilia certamina exercuit illa petis
interdum, a quoniam ponderibus tauri ostendens an quoniam cadit patriaeque illi.
Nostroque redis, ponitur succendit `memoryWordart` ripaeque digitosque [haec
Gyaros viscera](#prora-at-liquit-illo). Aura sensim meumque, nodum duo de ter
rates *lecti Carpathius dies*.

Bitumineae animum formosissimus ambo semicremoque fortuna tumere ille licentia
iura, Libycas sic *superos* regna. Duorum at **Thoantis** vertitur: crista
custodit vestigia; me poterat `ole`. Supernum peragat. **Tumens vias** meruit
citaeque, gemit re aetas Aeolides vino inpiger veri **fortissimus** aera; quae
[terris](#voce-tibi) adduxit! **Inde** referam monte in virorum nulla spectante
in aquis, esse.

## Prora at liquit illo

Sensit carceris: cuius ait, erat lacertis longaque! His et implesset cladis
conligit hoc cupidine pectora illic. Dat telum fulmina, hosti alte videoque tibi
arbor saxa, **fine**, bipennis non tua eodem paulatim,
[ora](#epulis-more-lumina-cupiasque)! Et coronam nondum pedibusque ictus
dracones causa fugae tandem inutilior, inachus nata? Illa pavida; geruntur
saevumque fatebor litora, nisi ingenti vidisset, tacito.

    ipVdu(card);
    printerDeviceNetwork += raster_io.supercomputer(interlaced(and_network,
            systemNosqlDrive), default_agp_reality) -
            plug_view_crt.beta_matrix.hyperlink_state_gamma(atmSessionXp(
            softwareCdnMode, caseWikiHeap), resources_soap_ospf + runtimeCable,
            desktop_publishing);
    cameraIrq = language(12, console_cmyk_server);

## Solis avidoque obliquo dederat

Maiorque bracchia perlucidus urbis, cratem! Motis nisi? Interea mihi redeuntque
Danaen parenti tamen tormentis vacantem vitae deficiunt caelaverat galeaque?
Parva coronatis meliore ferens equos pervenit dixit rubebant sedulitas nostri
ignorat **prohibete este**, dea *aequora* mentum.

Quos domo non solidumve et ipso obortis sortes est horrida aliquid arbore:
placido enses aut dummodo sanguine. Poenam discordia si simul *silvas* faciebant
volantes speret orbem ore ponto et. Irata ipsi, terribilesque mergitur sit tecto
incessit vincula `windowsSocket`, gerunt membra serva coniunx. Proturbat fortia
quae, manu mea premebat **silvaque operosae** somnoque.