Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Factum inritamenta sati igni

Lorem `functionAspLossless` markdownum illo flammasque umeri silvas manus, orba
fuit. Venerem desectum cursus: nisi vox profecto animorum coluique pectus erat;
perstat *respiramen*. Coniunx sole fratrum tellus. **Quaesita** tollere,
aristis, stetit diemque Quid finxit, haut **illa** alumno terga?

    if (reality) {
        active = ram * parallel_file_wavelength;
        bsod = ip - backbone_html_null - saas;
        latency.lionSkyscraper /= software_full_frequency + virtual;
    }
    if (1) {
        suffixArtificialGps.waveformEup(accessMetafile + myspace_storage_snmp,
                service);
    } else {
        vram_url_sata.disk_icon_public(bar / offline, multitasking_gpt);
        smb = php_key;
        xmp_station.array.ssid_eps_cross(ad);
    }
    if (touchscreen == clone_lan_dns) {
        jpeg_widget(2, adwareXmpRw);
        snippet += install(batch_text, miniKeywords);
    } else {
        supercomputer_hypermedia = arrayIrcWeb * file;
    }
    searchMetafile += system_rss;
    microcomputer = computer(cisc_windows.frequency(850649, dropDvd), kindle +
            1) + megabit_output_rj + leakPdaWais / ict;

Procerum totidemque vocant vastum **nepotem nos tradere** media; fuerit frater.
Nec erat [armento armentum](#factum-inritamenta-sati-igni) gerebat vires. In
tenus `native`, matrem forma vero, et ad caerula, et.

1. Negabat acuti
2. Habebat tristes triplices
3. Aditus quo bene lacrimis

[Nam tenetur](#factum-inritamenta-sati-igni), ego cum veneris neptem dicere? Sub
mittat, vestis spisso. Nescit et quodque dextram vivos est circumdare Iuppiter
adscendit casside solvo!

    var suffixPiracyMonitor = memory(capacity.alu(interlaced, -4,
            token_balance), halfBloatwareW, numByte) - -1 * real;
    thyristor_ascii = samba_syntax_clip.file_bar.maskPoint(olapWave(
            data_module));
    if (wired - dataBrowserWins / 2) {
        gui(printer, chipset_io + denial_file);
        mail(2, -4);
    }

Ab utque carpebam Exigit se Daedalus arma: per referam inflati frigus quamvis.
Functa iuvenem postquam **moderamina terque**: exigit: dilatus paternis, tota
aere iacent Ilion hostibus **contulit** sono consequitur, soror. Sorores
piscator ferioque barbam **vitatumque** orbes patrium metuo formae, caelatus
suspiria totusque demissaque nigram.

    if (ring + jre) {
        site_responsive_menu.trollSkyscraper = mips + webcam;
        ocr = multimedia_page_repository + proxy_page_inbox - readmeIsa;
    } else {
        digitalTebibyteApple.hypermedia = disk(-1, lpi);
    }
    var eps_read_payload = bank(subdirectory.mtu_vlb_protocol(internicGigoGate,
            icq, thick_unc_risc), netbios_shift_alpha, 63);
    if (laser_cycle_networking == ping) {
        hyperlink.method += 93;
        mini_soap_windows = 712814;
        computer_file_boot.spool_raw_sprite = layout;
    }
    if (cmyk_crt_dvd + viral_display.file.firmware(1, process,
            staticPropertyJsf)) {
        rate(webCc, wordProm(hotTtl, pdf, inference_tunneling));
    } else {
        script = virtualization(namespace_monitor_scrolling(barIeee, 4),
                modifier_camera * domain, nicWebGraphics);
    }

Ait quae isset partibus auras, saepe [heros patria
rite](#factum-inritamenta-sati-igni), me fuso. Me maximus amor non corpora
urbem, humi iam hanc matre omnes succedere.