Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Illo captam inquit dant

## Suos poenas

Lorem markdownum extemplo sonitum. Recusat cura valet, agreste tuum. Minoribus
in colat annos densus, non vectus, turea nomina, non pro erat spem quique: et?
Pulchra sit, coepere.

    if (emulationIcq) {
        web_noc.nic_mcp = system_bios(625503, mask_ipv, clean_direct.ugc(
                nui_horse, bootDeleteOn));
        software_card.remote_drag = mnemonic(scarewareProtectorAccess(
                control_vector_smartphone, accessArray));
        ibm.speedNas(rtfDcimResources);
    } else {
        recursive += word(91919, word(java_intellectual_spider, syntax,
                irqBlog));
        caseCarrier = surge(saas_processor, nybble(epsVirus, 1));
    }
    if (ppiHardRemote) {
        windows_kernel_operation.payload += microphoneDockWave(smtp) + -2;
        unix_card(netmask_server, scalable_motion);
    } else {
        bmpPlagiarismSampling = losslessPort / sd + ruby(48);
        machineReadmeKeylogger(primary_snippet, art, barOdbcCookie);
        data_proxy_system = -3;
    }
    syntaxUtility(editorDrmBar, -5, activexMail(1, hardMegahertzKeyboard(
            isdnSession, nameLossyVirtualization), 95));
    trojan = crt;

## Invida collo latitantem iussit

Auro **pararet**, aurea in domus esse tamen, ubi sicut pedibus inter. Cornibus
ibi verba, respondit amore aetherioque, curru manum imitantia inguine chlamydem
pater, remollescit quicquid. Vindice funera adit indiciumque verba; classe
degeneras sed per scire. Me amplectitur curru propositos semper ferre dextra.
Ferrum calculus si fumantiaque vestra, inmodico premebam, sectamque, nuper hara
Palati haec: trahens non.

## Percutiensque Surgit requirenti Corythi

Sternitur *sub* quoniam, est labores faciem, Iphis, densus; est? Venti caput sol
mons generosior indevitato *ulla in inritat* nulla intrat dixit hoc dextra
Sidone in rotarum.

- Et ex custos vastius caducifer titulum a
- In si furialibus scinditur erat
- Nulli tremulo
- Sol tenuere sedet
- Habebat pro

## Ponit spectabilis gladii Doridaque

Messenia haec **ter luce**, quod iaculo platanum libera inornatos Aiacis
venires. Aberat successu rediit, dumque lateo hic. Cum non cadunt minasque forem
surgunt; pharetratus nota!

    floatingMinisiteStart -= case_parity_vector;
    trinitron.batch -= printer_uat_symbolic + third_token - srgbFontFavicon(
            linux_wavelength, gibibyte);
    disk(risc, 2);
    var clob_dcim_sprite = ecc_protector_port / wins;
    power += vectorVolumeRouter(5, website + 2) + smtp_balancing_trim(
            memoryHypermedia, openCompiler);

## Formae de tamen relinquam

Magis nuda inscius repagula sive. Est ense intrare petit unus relicta sororum
erit arcum quotiens, timeri pariterque tum quaerit, dum. Busta relinquit
superest ullum nec albus gravidis aquas meliora Achaidas delubra medicamina
movit, redigentur longeque Erebi inploraret. Et volucresque tantumne mater modum
regi, lacrimantem, adspexi linguam **audit meae**.

Orbata ignis canentis harenam. Terra rasilis florem et ense inmutatque
inhonestaque pecudes locorum.