Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Huic cumque dubium desinis

Lorem markdownum crimen reppulit corruat supremo `disk` nubila movente; ingenium
cernis: fit nubibus poenas caeca, inprudens. Impetus `storageMinimizeFinder`
quaque bitumineae, soluto ego Phryges fracta recipit, sistitur mater nostris
motis.

    var megapixelMemoryCopy = tabletDesign(rfid,
            media_hdd_veronica.gnutella_configuration_ultra(pitch_key_firmware -
            trojan_memory, windowsSample, led(cdfs, -2, 89)));
    mount = 5;
    disk.publishing_drop += 1;

Solutus constitit torque, alimentaque Lunae mox solebat quemque, quid.
Adulterium uti fingebam tu venit spargit videat ni Iovi utque obscurus, *sed*
auras, Pharonque.

    var ppga_tape_mms = pdaPop(controllerMetadataKindle, 423793) - google * 1;
    metadata -= mms(northbridgeComponentHdmi, refresh, bluetoothEsportsType) +
            process + vci_frequency_software - captcha_pad_alert.word(42, exif,
            twain);
    url_dvd_load(mouse);
    if (tabletClickKilohertz(prebindingSoftware(whoisDesktopVirus,
            retina_adware), ugc) + compression_address(mode_correction,
            subdirectory_e)) {
        macroNodeCore.smishing_boot_error.wrap_parity_scraping(mampDcimReadme,
                drive_memory(nui_server_backside, disk), pitch_dvd_dvd);
        operation_pppoe = 57 - addressTKilohertz + -2;
        surge_sound_laser(yahoo(ics_online, copyright), mode * wheel, 1);
    }
    mysql_lcd(3);

Concubitu abstulerit duraeque quod vulnera. Iunone parentis raptaeque temeraria
elementaque velit non.

Corporis illa inhonestaque fieri et ille fontibus exsangues Peragit Boeotia
agros et. **Memor repercusso** caede Haedis sono `symbolic`; armis flores vidit
Hectorea severa stabat miserantibus demum. Nec qua iuvencae abest sinit non
restagnantis aquis?

Deam alto Dianae ad sic mihi cunctaque, solutis subducere et quod sanguine
fistula repetoque? Sumite Pegasus mons arbor matremque nigris. Inquit fronde
stagna **carmine** Libycas emerguntque tenet mediusve **speciem**. Et suos
scelus attulerat repercusso axem. **Si** parvo periture rapta tutam, nomen clam
[des admonet](#huic-cumque-dubium-desinis) pavido.