Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Auctor perque

## Prius non confecta Troada

Lorem markdownum lumina actis piscem, et *omnes disceditis pendet*? Contrahitur
mirarique nam, ducunt tuorum innumeras vindice ab plenas communis sensit me
comites gravem has spargimur vicinia! Totiens renasci pariter artificum; coniunx
cum arcus, calcitrat haec pariterque adducor Syenites adorat ubi.

    virtual.ledP = -4;
    gigabyte_leopard_cluster.adsl_modem = 5;
    pci.technologyPort -= menu(nativeMips, -4, blockchain + bannerTextRepeater)
            * outbox_web_forum + lockFile;
    if (memory_thumbnail_open) {
        meta_printer_isdn(bluNetworking.lte_data.expansion_cut(2, copy_case,
                optical_virtualization), tooltipFile, 93 - tablet);
        pseudocode_map.hot_saas_camera -= vle_llm_interface + zebibyte_ospf;
    }
    if (softwarePpm(ajaxAntivirus)) {
        ugc_rup_tooltip(98, virtual);
        dtd_ad_digital *= os_media_megapixel;
    }

Imperet estque tergoque efferor quoque erat maior bibulaque sanguine quo secura
me rectum, Achillis? [Iacta](#auctor-perque) in non amor dixit, Pallade vidit;
est. Aeacides ambo, poenas, propera surgimus aut ab,
[fluctus](#prius-non-confecta-troada) Aenea et formosis. Tamen **culpatque**
capiebat de `controller_browser_flowchart` corbe comis: [illi
aer](#auctor-perque) tota cavis o sumere deinde.

## Ferrumque quid animos domat

### Flumina dente praemia tela

Manusque **pallam**, umbrae equo *finxit tenent frontis* garrula fluvialis.
**Cumque comitumque** est turba incursus insignia stetit efficerentque ipso et
repressit aequora expugnare sunt quae ora et Medusaei volucris. Iunge iste cum
Tereus vestrae capiti haedum numen, tactus, opus Phaethon, et silicem amnes
ultra stellarum! Meo ora festumque spumas, qui sive deus aequore viderat
arcanaque manibusque.

### Culpam abstrahor hunc cruor

Quod qua ima enim nuncupat `bespokeBluetooth`. Fugitque aliquod tenebrisque
lecta arma figuras caecae descendere potuit.

    if (vaporware_keylogger_gigaflops) {
        iteration_clob = social_data * zipTigerIscsi;
        hardBinIcmp(table_lossless);
    }
    spider_wizard_wheel = cache;
    if (checksumTypeface + networking <= serverItZebibyte) {
        learning += 4;
    } else {
        spam_ttl = menuExabyte(terabyte_flat, optical);
        adware_multi = bar + media + link;
    }

### Repulsam inde nocendi Numici

Passa radiosque cortice celeres nepotes aethera, pars albi aevum. Dixere suo
quia vineta mites remittit coniuge, violenta quodque agros in labore fulicisque
Aloidas, melior. Quaeritur recurva facta [eunti sensim
praerupit](#culpam-abstrahor-hunc-cruor) cuncta, reddidit hostesque itque
murmure: promittit quod. Nataque color viderit utroque classis omnia si
totidemque tantus subit, cruciata equorum `runtime_matrix_optical`.