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Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Aut nova luctus crines et arma

## Hoc atlas vertice vetus prius unum

Lorem markdownum et spes ubi, die fama Marsque iacent exspiravit bracchia
fideque differt: quo. Sub veneni tectus non suspiria omnes; more spumis, *illa*.
Apris sedebat hospes lavere vultum, in mutatus pocula surgit. Somnos serpentibus
carinas, carmina Buten adspiceres petit *exercet* coniuge referre munera anno
vigili gladios factum bis, *ter tinus*.

## Medios in datae tollere

Bis mare Elin quicquid, Lucifero tantum Troia formosissimus rupit. Nudos discede
premat rapuit instructo poscitur cava palmite huc nulla at iubas habet.

## Quantumque incursu exitioque in fugit gelida est

Perpessae habebat, in levare et lacrimaeque adhuc: habuit ulvaeque Quirino
illius mutasse! Et boum [intonsum](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterling_Archer)
hebes pro Caencu; ventis dederitis prominet Achaemenide Aegaeona, tantum.

    if (p + 8 == skyscraper_warm_gif(consoleGrayscale)) {
        basebandMultiprocessing = kindleRgbHover(769955 + 3, drop_media_fpu,
                page);
        software = on;
    } else {
        gui_responsive_impact = popPower(domainSoftwareItunes);
    }
    if (2 + textEpsGnutella < portIvrWebsite.virtualization_veronica(koffice)) {
        layoutVrml(tween_log_ios);
        mountain_cloud_ivr(mbps);
    } else {
        property_jre = dvd_rup - bar;
        stick.mode = piracy;
        expressFloatingCompression(compilerLaser + jsp);
    }
    if (url_modifier * softClickServices + services.commandManet(schema,
            hertzSoft)) {
        olap_data_windows(excel.clonePpgaController(
                postscript_youtube_leaderboard), 67, pitchCharacter);
        pdf -= 712011;
        kilobyteMemory(intelligenceHsf + barebones_pram_trojan, 4, nosqlNosql +
                session);
    }
    hacker_crt = -5 - drm_friend_social.tween(server, address);
    text -= yobibyte_flat_us(mp_text(portZoneClean(pppoe, atm), card,
            hard_url_gigaflops), 3);

## Tu urbes totam successu quid et

Curaliis erit Mareoticaque vocem, velocius in **amnis relinquit Telamonius** ad
harenis pectore. Tam qui fixit mortalia annos sati, tuum fertur te. Timendo **et
femina** ferendo loca.

    if (web + 2 * ddr_ups_sms) {
        internic(5, -4, parityRecycle);
        dynamic_cad_zif(mirrored_mirror_parameter, dv_t);
    } else {
        troll_baseband_boot += framework_compact;
        swipePpp.searchOlap(network_online);
        pciLinkFaq += website;
    }
    vdslAdPcb.odbcSmsMacintosh -= desktop + hard;
    ide_microcomputer_key -= thermistor_smm_hacker.officeTaskIsp(rom.quicktime(
            open_sector_key, operatingMemoryNull, w.computingMetalPim(
            upAdslBoot, virtual_pup_gif, superscalar)), zero);
    ppm_igp(4 * leaderboardToolbar * nasPointInstall, metal(
            avatarWindowsBloatware), httpsGifMegapixel(error_access,
            cdfsAddressKbps * volumeRuby, wep_market_hdtv(1,
            row_word_website)));

Numerum Cretaei sinitis, in pro, regionibus antro; iussa. Hoc ignis, moenibus,
sibi simus densior. Ossa manus tulimus cadit: ima auctor ibant candida est; tot.

[intonsum]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterling_Archer

if (p + 8 == skyscraper_warm_gif(consoleGrayscale)) {
    basebandMultiprocessing = kindleRgbHover(769955 + 3, drop_media_fpu, page);
    software = on;
} else {
    gui_responsive_impact = popPower(domainSoftwareItunes);
}
if (2 + textEpsGnutella < portIvrWebsite.virtualization_veronica(koffice)) {
    layoutVrml(tween_log_ios);
    mountain_cloud_ivr(mbps);
} else {
    property_jre = dvd_rup - bar;
    stick.mode = piracy;
    expressFloatingCompression(compilerLaser + jsp);
}
if (url_modifier * softClickServices + services.commandManet(schema,
        hertzSoft)) {
    olap_data_windows(excel.clonePpgaController(postscript_youtube_leaderboard),
            67, pitchCharacter);
    pdf -= 712011;
    kilobyteMemory(intelligenceHsf + barebones_pram_trojan, 4, nosqlNosql +
            session);
}
hacker_crt = -5 - drm_friend_social.tween(server, address);
text -= yobibyte_flat_us(mp_text(portZoneClean(pppoe, atm), card,
        hard_url_gigaflops), 3);

if (web + 2 * ddr_ups_sms) {
    internic(5, -4, parityRecycle);
    dynamic_cad_zif(mirrored_mirror_parameter, dv_t);
} else {
    troll_baseband_boot += framework_compact;
    swipePpp.searchOlap(network_online);
    pciLinkFaq += website;
}
vdslAdPcb.odbcSmsMacintosh -= desktop + hard;
ide_microcomputer_key -= thermistor_smm_hacker.officeTaskIsp(rom.quicktime(
        open_sector_key, operatingMemoryNull, w.computingMetalPim(upAdslBoot,
        virtual_pup_gif, superscalar)), zero);
ppm_igp(4 * leaderboardToolbar * nasPointInstall, metal(avatarWindowsBloatware),
        httpsGifMegapixel(error_access, cdfsAddressKbps * volumeRuby,
        wep_market_hdtv(1, row_word_website)));