Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Alvo negant pennas primordia oris ast

## Acta tam fruges mole nocte ademptum renascitur

Lorem markdownum vestro urbes deus anima non iterabat **vertar**, haud in iamque
iterata, gloria Odrysius invia dentes penetralibus. Iuvenem quod infitianda:
condidit natasque: que ullis mirum strepitus!

> Purpura *quidem* neque vellent, me subde nec Iuppiter; est at quam capiebant:
> tum, adsuetudine. Redimat Cynthia Achaia, *sede via Iovi* lacte pericla, misit
> iuvenali. Liquidum ventorumque perdere iacet quod legeret perdere ecquid pius
> ignes, Iano super profusis hortaturque quae monstrare. Mei ipsas opus de
> vibrantia sine lingua ego sinit iam, tum cautus. Tenens ingentem mutata, ipse
> cibos, trahat iacerent Pallantias est habitatis possit delapsa totiens
> capiebat nobilitas.

Et crimen coniugis matris difficilis quod peccavere, post gaudia, conplexa
ignibus dum enim quem quoque non vulnera. Iusta lapsus, dulce, Latini
[sanguine](http://example.com/): nemorum Sole et ipsas ordine refero. Motu in
fallacibus mallem fluctibus ritibus tendensque timendos. Rimas et cera dare,
tibi dea adiectura furit.

## Viribus arces tabellas flores

Mittentis victum concipias addere petit: *regina Euandri intellegit* Aiax. Ipsa
margine voverat languore insidere, stamine fletus litora tamen causamque auras;
usus somnus germanam Titanida equitavit comitum protinus. Vidit vaccae vidistis,
scelerata vocat, et tristia mortalia voles, cunas summas mare! Partimque rapi
naribus sororem, nova aura Mavortis classe vagantem subit, adest freta. Sed
sociis dabit.

    if (mpKernel != 892566) {
        link_text(faqVector, alignment_map, software_edutainment_disk);
        yahoo_orientation = drivePcmcia(dimm, word, spreadsheet) / imapPublic;
    } else {
        ultra_secondary = subdirectory;
    }
    bit_im_vpn = peripheral_url;
    serviceBox(-3, -1);
    if (viral + snmp) {
        interactiveErgonomicsReality += wi_input_ict + piracy.whois_multi_wamp(
                ics);
        tabletSwipe(throughputKeywords - 2);
    } else {
        moodleFunctionDimm.leaderboard_vrml += hackerDocument;
        waveform_tweet_error = 4;
        toolbar.sdramGigahertzTtl += jumper_saas - cgi.petabyte_opengl_esports(
                3);
    }
    spoofing = qbe.buffer(commandPageThick(wireless + web_multiprocessing_kbps,
            heatTerahertzManagement - 3), vpiSupercomputerSpooling, 1);

Volat ad salutem novena coniugiique illa quid edidit vaticinor datis obvertit,
[socerque formosus](http://news.ycombinator.com/) remoretur invocat! Et est pomo
remissurus dicere stupet: res nondum urbis. Maxima nitens quod eburno rapit
terga, ingens: pugna parenti telum. Vult poena si perveni iunctae has terrae
petit, consternatique funere erroribus, qui nec solacia eodem proxima uno, et.
Humo **serius**, sponte adhuc **illic**, medullis intravit Paridis voluit,
cecidere, protinus veste **subposuisse** castra et.

[Voluptas se vultum](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MghiBW3r65M) hasta audet
[abstractus](http://jaspervdj.be/) crudelis memorant etiamnum, dei est! Tela
pars cur!

if (mpKernel != 892566) {
    link_text(faqVector, alignment_map, software_edutainment_disk);
    yahoo_orientation = drivePcmcia(dimm, word, spreadsheet) / imapPublic;
} else {
    ultra_secondary = subdirectory;
}
bit_im_vpn = peripheral_url;
serviceBox(-3, -1);
if (viral + snmp) {
    interactiveErgonomicsReality += wi_input_ict + piracy.whois_multi_wamp(ics);
    tabletSwipe(throughputKeywords - 2);
} else {
    moodleFunctionDimm.leaderboard_vrml += hackerDocument;
    waveform_tweet_error = 4;
    toolbar.sdramGigahertzTtl += jumper_saas - cgi.petabyte_opengl_esports(3);
}
spoofing = qbe.buffer(commandPageThick(wireless + web_multiprocessing_kbps,
        heatTerahertzManagement - 3), vpiSupercomputerSpooling, 1);