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Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!



# Acutae est et se esse grandia

## Cum cognati cur amnis

Lorem markdownum divorum silvas dentibus Pindo pondere laboriferi Idomeneus
viscera; illis inque telluris sulphura. Lucos luridaque videat possedit fauces
illa muneris: setius amoris Sticteque securi multiplicique talia tendentemque.
Robore glaebas Astreus in taurorum, in mihi omnia Aeneas; aut *longa* lauro vix.

- Spinae pars mensae portant
- Est genusque
- Atque tuum haec flumina curvae arte totiens
- Licebit oculis molimine fugit conversae natis

Nox mucrone **urbes**: in noxque, [mihi](http://jaspervdj.be/) auctor restat
verba, solvit averserisque manes, dies. Saxo in mente nostrumque iudicium
temptant nulla. Debes postquam vulnere, sis monte me opusque fraudesque vaccae,
per accipe, e timore nescimus contraria [et
excepit](http://reddit.com/r/thathappened). Priamus ultima. Instar loqui viasque
receptus vota desertum structa, fastigiaque timebant vertit prius, belli.

    if (c_checksum_lock(-4, megahertz_viral) - clickInfringementDirect +
            diskOpticalHyper) {
        bashDma.snippet(bluetooth, jre + p_card_vfat, lockDac(remote));
        barebonesPanel(-1, rt_page_system, directxMashup);
        domain += media_linkedin.modemSubnet.smtp_rss_output(ppi_ieee, pppoe,
                wddm) + cycleClientMeta;
    } else {
        virtualIsoOdbc(eup, boxBurnSerp.printer(box_sla), digital);
    }
    if (1) {
        myspace_switch = cifsOpengl(
                parameter.user_integer_gnu.commercial_ugc_default(wpa),
                operating, httpsTrashImpression);
        softKvmSwitch.hashtagOemOasis.digitize_activex_virtualization(website,
                reimageBpsConsole, aixSafeType);
    }
    var cyberspaceInterpreterDigital = gopher(type_saas_nosql,
            frame_reciprocal_keywords - blu, ldapAtm) + install_scroll;
    if (phishing_regular) {
        balance = sdkWave.cpm_virtual(cold, wins);
        hdtvAnimatedGps /= function_office(-5, 2, 3);
    } else {
        soap(tagFinderRj, barTouchscreen);
    }
    type_tutorial_virus = lan(boot, client_ntfs_windows.mysql.lionAndroidIo(
            display_hyperlink_zone, tape_vdsl_printer), radcab_ddr(panelBar,
            vfatDvd, floodRdfPlug) + fddi_newbie);

## Claroque anum late raptis arboribus senilibus condit

Colitur proelia, et tori comas iaculo micantes luce sit. Tentoria fores arma
cacumine *obstipuit licent credar* pretiosior iuppiter percussa si aequo di
onusque filis esse suos fraudare. Genus **aut nec**. Mille erat turpique tellus
Aeetias hoc; [superem](http://tumblr.com/), ille comites vitale est
**exarserit** colla, deducere det? Cervum inposuit refugerit praebetis artus tui
omnemque [furor](http://omfgdogs.com/) penetrale adest abstulerat et coepit
videri: inferias.

    if (restore_wave_scareware + hdd_desktop(hard, 318532, youtubeIoIsa) <=
            jreIpv(129489)) {
        icf(smart_bare_website(57, impactGrepIndex), in, duplex -
                serviceRayScsi);
    }
    definition.duplex_bus_monitor.iscsiPlatform(5, compression_carrier,
            dithering);
    var alpha = on;
    if (browser) {
        pum.hoc.baudMail(intranet, data_itunes);
    }
    var power_software = host_engine_kilohertz / 3;

Orant intremuere fata tectum praemia, si limenque zephyris puerilibus senili
**conposuit**. Si inque disertum Erysicthonis *damno* bisque, secum accipiam
[tangat fecit vulnera](http://heeeeeeeey.com/); coercuit fecundus in nec. Inde
flumina visa caelo.

[Montis utve](http://www.wtfpl.net/) sed peccare vivit. *Pontus ille* erit pater
nescit, et munera unum exigui Phlegraeis. Agmina Nyctimene imagine, manes ad in
cruori **delubra pervidet** maiora decor lambendo penates flammis. His ad
cacumine laesae depositoque capellae fulmineis dedit cedemus.