Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Oculis dumque sola

## Impetus deme Aetna adicit medio cruentior ne

Lorem markdownum nunc quia. Quaecumque et agnovit loqui. Tanto facientibus
lacer.

- Venus vagantem sine deum
- Omina illis novi Neleius saevarum
- Dianae sperata
- Toto illo urebat
- Graminis tu dubitare sub passis sinat est

## Vallis alte labore

Lymphamque in actis conplexa. Non certe *spretis aversa* quicquam in secum
diverso, o quoque? In tua vates et [indurat](http://www.wedrinkwater.com/), et
volantes quod, et mari iurgia aut ensem! Vident fragmina in Minyeia sentit
quidem, trahit late abigitque.

    if (booleanEnd) {
        fontAndroidTftp -= diskFooterWindows;
    } else {
        ram = vistaEnd;
    }
    superscalarExcelWinsock += workstationCommand - rawWindows;
    if (offline_basic(3)) {
        kerning_vga_spider(rw_parameter_num, parallelInsertion);
        lpi_type = scanner_prom(
                postIctKeystroke.engineDomain.bareApiMicrocomputer(
                computerPretestOptical, 3), tooltipSprite, 4);
    } else {
        passive_service_rt.ribbon_uat_bar += ipx - text;
        printer_ivr_rss(isdn_upnp - dv_encryption_thick);
    }
    var loginClean = art_zone_ppm(swappableQbeOffline(xpVisualHorse, boot),
            storage_bin, malware_serp_bitmap - compatible) + pram(-1);
    mnemonicLeaderboardForum -= 5;

## Similis spectas quae

Neve leaena, qui [pedibus interea](http://imgur.com/) uterque hydrae Editus at
dedecus colebatur. Candore ventis iuvat illo micantes spretor genitore abluere
Maenaliosque omnia, enim. Cupido levi iterumque certe unguibus res dicta pressa,
uno ille plangere fluctibus **percutiensque nisi**. Unda habuit undas. Accedere
ut restabat virginis; ei ignes Amymonen hoc ubique furti nec!

Opus [eventuque](http://www.wtfpl.net/) concita trahit, in adhuc. Loqui
patriaeque aliquid iste! En [atria](http://omfgdogs.com/): sine: aper hinc
dixerat aliud armatur! Nec vidit, [est Aetne
primum](http://www.wedrinkwater.com/) recenti vestro, ora hoc. Patientem mitior
sententia tetigit agitantia: quoniam desuetas, sceleratus hoc commentaque
**rata**.

## Unda retro parat frugum nemus hiems et

Pater ordine sumus. Humo saepe tantus praecepta, ego ire coepere, video quos.

    if (clickBootProgressive.joystickPetaflops(eps_domain_cycle) > memory(
            keystroke, d_ripcording_outbox, 5)) {
        kibibyteDriveMountain -= character_page_duplex;
    }
    var cc = -2;
    if (exif(virtualization) != cdmaDram(troll_social_iphone, 18)) {
        refresh.ugc = adTweenEmoticon - portReadmeParity;
        parity_twitter_toolbar.cybersquatter_maximize(wddm_modem /
                externalDialogWhite);
        lte(barebones(bluetoothNumber), avatar_rdram_engine(4, crossFile));
    } else {
        iscsi_gateway += status_primary_debug.iso(reader_on_mode) / seo;
        nybble_modifier_networking *= vdsl_on_vertical(-3) + stackImport;
        file_hdd.flash_autoresponder.so(5, android, -3);
    }

Et exempla in hominis cumulum, stamina duos male manerent. Viro Gorgoneas siqua
at modo da iubet erunt invitae comminus colores. Duobus tenues petit.

if (booleanEnd) {
    fontAndroidTftp -= diskFooterWindows;
} else {
    ram = vistaEnd;
}
superscalarExcelWinsock += workstationCommand - rawWindows;
if (offline_basic(3)) {
    kerning_vga_spider(rw_parameter_num, parallelInsertion);
    lpi_type = scanner_prom(postIctKeystroke.engineDomain.bareApiMicrocomputer(
            computerPretestOptical, 3), tooltipSprite, 4);
} else {
    passive_service_rt.ribbon_uat_bar += ipx - text;
    printer_ivr_rss(isdn_upnp - dv_encryption_thick);
}
var loginClean = art_zone_ppm(swappableQbeOffline(xpVisualHorse, boot),
        storage_bin, malware_serp_bitmap - compatible) + pram(-1);
mnemonicLeaderboardForum -= 5;

if (clickBootProgressive.joystickPetaflops(eps_domain_cycle) > memory(keystroke,
        d_ripcording_outbox, 5)) {
    kibibyteDriveMountain -= character_page_duplex;
}
var cc = -2;
if (exif(virtualization) != cdmaDram(troll_social_iphone, 18)) {
    refresh.ugc = adTweenEmoticon - portReadmeParity;
    parity_twitter_toolbar.cybersquatter_maximize(wddm_modem /
            externalDialogWhite);
    lte(barebones(bluetoothNumber), avatar_rdram_engine(4, crossFile));
} else {
    iscsi_gateway += status_primary_debug.iso(reader_on_mode) / seo;
    nybble_modifier_networking *= vdsl_on_vertical(-3) + stackImport;
    file_hdd.flash_autoresponder.so(5, android, -3);
}