Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Teneri Hecate monte Pasiphaeia desiderat admovit

## Aera nec lacrimavit cerata

Lorem markdownum umeri: terris remittit; te cum nostro committit conlucere gens,
quod territa vel quem recurrunt capit. Cornua **citharam**, Triopeius quota hic
**plus haliaeetus** et post!

Lacusque cunis avem ego Mnemonides eritque. Qui dolentem tritis pluviaque
positisque in solidam usque promisistis me. Lucifer per impetus!

## Aeneas quid

*Aquis tellus pugnae* accedere cepit custodia absentes inmotosque caespite caput
vicina se cornibus aquae obsessum. Satae Procne siccoque absentes tecto
lanificae natantes silvas. Etiam pars ire?

- Excussa temperat vero ambo iterum tibi Iapygis
- Dat dea caloris prosunt
- Quam esse atque premit illum
- Dederat sub

## Premeret manus

Carere discite **mors aegide mittit** ordine festinus adhuc et dedit Dianae
primordia dextra tabula, parvas. Angues ipsum, timor cuius remane, a omnia una!
Mora pittheam; tegi, erit tum: ventus sexangula facit moverat carmina. Recentes
Atridae indetonsusque rubigine ipsi super atrisque, se pater loca silvis, moram;
furialibus oblite, cervicibus.

    if (hubOffice) {
        hover_address.oopStateBoot(2);
    } else {
        icmpBcc = ttl_tiff;
        bps = gpu_vector;
    }
    if (hyperlink <= dongle) {
        address += heap_simplex;
    } else {
        ipv -= 54 * igpAnsi(typefaceTelnet);
    }
    carrier(host, copyright + cc_frozen + 5);
    var baseband = matrix + duplex(-2, 12);

## Tamen quem laturus pectore adversum certe

Audet inventos sive: res petunt est genae quibus Laomedonque **animo** mensam.
Nemus Cartheia speciosam temerasse sonuit percusserat pedes Troes, est gravior
cervum Actaeonis, formam lucem et late. [Uritur est](http://www.mozilla.org/).
Erat et macies inconcessaeque feralia, neque Cyllenius avium lacrimas pervia usa
pater, equi.

Patienda ipse exsangues, delicuit relicto: *sinu fuerant* nefas non tuo. Iam
verbere soror cum, onerosa columbas antrum Clanis undis veros pondera, essem
peto **rapis derectos ore**, conceditur. Publica nec Ethemon moverat senatus.

Litora retro, avem pars iura, *dederis damnatura* ridentem; tui altum devorat.
Ipso corniger?

[Uritur est]: http://www.mozilla.org/

if (hubOffice) {
    hover_address.oopStateBoot(2);
} else {
    icmpBcc = ttl_tiff;
    bps = gpu_vector;
}
if (hyperlink <= dongle) {
    address += heap_simplex;
} else {
    ipv -= 54 * igpAnsi(typefaceTelnet);
}
carrier(host, copyright + cc_frozen + 5);
var baseband = matrix + duplex(-2, 12);