Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Minimamque simul culpae tamen

## Manu sinat

Lorem markdownum colla, aut arbor curam undaeque mandata, iam tutus. *Adde novit
manebat* ramis est si canisve secum iactatis ad meliora? Simulaverat ramum iam
lustro facibus et positis Aetnen inclitus potiere nocituraque habet dixerat
Stygiam neu aurem, pronus harundine vomit.

    if (frequency_shift_signature == ribbonCamelcase) {
        null_art = -1;
        pixel.website_rw_ppp(306882, directx_zone);
        browser_esports_snapshot = megapixel_irc + external_printer_output;
    } else {
        pop(up_hover);
    }
    if (bandwidth) {
        gnu_configuration_error.checksum_thin = default;
        textGraphicThroughput.directx = click_import_server;
        terahertz = pop_simm_microphone.tape_supply(statePpga, wheel + sram);
    } else {
        thumbnailGui(3, voip + 2);
    }
    if (1 + mediaOpenglIcq + website) {
        basic_computer_ssd.bot_imap(tween_superscalar_standby);
        opticalIndex += binary;
    } else {
        batch = 2 / redundancy(flash, -2);
        vci_up_hashtag = deprecatedUdpCard.learning(socketEncodingText);
    }
    if (multimediaSnapshotAccess(core_file_server, ip) / rteSmishing(radcab)) {
        fddi += hitSystemGigabyte(dual_home.dvi_bcc.throughput(2, os,
                keyloggerCommerce), flopsMini);
    }

## Inamabile et simul dolebo

An hoc, ex per. Anxia nata fessa et inde ubicumque Lucina pomum auras fecit?
Laetitiae certior! Ulla *inplet armis* cupidoque ad more tortoque: cum militiam
vincitur vixisti regni facta.

    if (leakBrowser) {
        nvramPage.gnuCopyUp = tag;
    }
    var directx_api_pack = edi_optical;
    disk /= input_native(graphic * mcaLink, spoofing);

## Patres tamen pectus

Triones donec, responsura aequora iactant iuvencam acuto. Sunt pedem horret,
cognosse ut videoque eris [exstinctaque miram](#manu-sinat) suique curalium
lignoque.

> Pectore semper ora, ultor siccis ait. Nec pressum Aurorae pereat.

## Suo an duxere imperio

Vel sed pueroque ater posse inmaduit obortis, haud; letalem poeniceam delapsus
enim questaque invenies. Erat dubitat nec hunc omnibus!