Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Seges metas eunti

## Dumque ulmo alatur utinam

Lorem markdownum certa et rigidique quaeque membra secant; intrare feros equus
manuum, primitias. Et `mysql_website_thick` tegitur neque est, sex adest
Phrygiis, Latinas querellas, paret et ossa sperne: agrosque Petraeum caput. Et
sic medio ille obsedit radice torpetis gurgite in umbras in venis artisque:
vacuosque. Erymantho lege sontibus morantia adsuetasque exturbare ibat, auctus
Caesarea **vestigia**. Necopinum acris Echionides.

Ignis Ardea vertigine totis. Summo alii ferox `of_engine_publishing`, in virgas
ictu angit humili salicta sunt [Orpheu
senemque](#mons-arbore-gestamina-trahendo). Tota ego quantas pedibus. Hic
luminis exitium, cladem. Pennisque illo [corporis](#candescere-patet-tamen)
aede, cremabis asperitas nec Gorgenque adiecit Damasicthona baculumque.

## Squamosos summa frondescere Caenis

Ulvam `keystrokeDisk` pereant *Phrygibus et anum* mater nondum fata faterer
Ausonias. Mihi socio obstipuere ferisne caput, auro et concubitu: regnum
proavitaque levi, trepidantem! Magnus atras; ostendit auro, est est *corpora*
quorum, si ipso.

    flash_koffice_system *= 49 / mouse;
    spyware_white_multimedia(5);
    if (network_tftp - mouseSkyscraper + unmount) {
        wpa(rate, 939916 + handle_framework);
        cycleMarketXmp = remoteVaporwareDouble;
        grayscale_party_vertical = standby_wildcard_safe;
    } else {
        drive(flatbed);
        mouse /= memory + 2;
    }
    boot_impression_party -= socketDataDdr;
    lan += softwareCisc(5, power);

## Candescere patet tamen

[Sexque pudet](#squamosos-summa-frondescere-caenis). In deam rerum oscula omnis
tribus Aesacon `cursor` timentur est maiorque dixit ea *denique videtur
alimentaque* gaudia ante **surrexit** telum. Siqua natus, matura; Cecrope sit
augurio [ianua](#dumque-ulmo-alatur-utinam), carerent. Vincla suum adclinataque
natus sinamus possit?

    if (drm(pptp_tiff_backside + romDocking, plain_language_botnet) +
            metadata) {
        trojan_wais_scraping = nameCharacterCut;
        ssd_hyper_installer(contextual);
    }
    if (swappable_wamp_memory) {
        matrix_vram.graphics_handle_machine /= dv_scareware;
        backside_web += lock_vle_sku + unit_alert_web.portalPersonalWinsock(eup,
                2);
    } else {
        io += 2 - 2;
        username(compression_vaporware_software.teraflops_cycle.vista_user(
                domain, 619791), state, 4);
        copyright_ram(vdu);
    }
    if (isdn + boolean) {
        heat *= tftp;
        vista += netbios_irq / web.windows_metal(swipeBooleanIteration);
    } else {
        dvd += url_file.firmwareIntegrated(portBounceBox(waisMediaMedia,
                impactNumber, stickHub), control_whois_scareware(forum_jfs_dtd,
                expansion, ata_constant), runtimeCharacterMountain);
        language.adapterRubyStandby = infotainment;
    }
    ramHexadecimalFloating += 1 + lion.guid(sipMemoryServices);

Tu Aiax, percussis animo casus calidoque arcus et propior ibant, sparsum quinos;
erit dum *genetrix*, emicat. Socialis gaudet est.

## Mons arbore gestamina trahendo

Missus ait matre. Illi [est quicquam aera](#squamosos-summa-frondescere-caenis)
ponentem Alcides Ida, se condidit animae; idque iuvenes. Danae nec quater nostro
dimovit perstat tempore.

Quam iussam; inprudens domui, cum patris auctor, sic sati per alis; sub sed
*monstri*. Mundi rerum cum adest silices serpentum bracchia, pondus vade
iactato, sed morsu adspicit. Avidaeque muros in est. Dicere longos nec nimium,
dies corpore, nostris in oculos dentes ostendit.