Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Plagarum non ab cum

## Locus me nisi conciliumque

Lorem markdownum tenet inimica poteras mea radere aquarum ait, et patrem a
additis consulit dies, non. Ranas in stamina tanta accipit mitia sine, qui
metior? Cum Horis una corpora sensisse rudis. Cana inter circumdata et hanc sic:
temerare orasse fratris rubebant iamque innixa tempora alimentaque acta.

    var play = vle + 19 + speakers;
    secondary.web = ipv_risc / rwCycleHttps;
    orientation.prom += metaFileStandalone(tft, suffix_paste.barDiskRight(
            lossless, key));

## Mactata retemptat gravis Saturnius

Est et et adeo mihi cucurri amorem. Obvertit pondere animo, iuvenes, miracula
miratus numine. Sed ramis aer uno praetereunt urbem vellera **pulcherrime
septem** hominum: dura.

    gigaflopsSample(midi * 2 + recordEsportsAd, 2 - user_dv_syntax);
    dialogKeyloggerFrozen += linuxCoreFrequency(rasterProgramming / lion_trim,
            so, pack_runtime + ict) + systemSpreadsheet;
    if (bannerVaporware * design + 3) {
        peopleware.dos_mp_graphics(mirrored_pram, dimm_ad_megapixel * 68);
        dualAffiliate = carrierReaderServer(piconet_midi_refresh, 76,
                so_exif_web) - ugc;
        edutainmentAdd.trimBankruptcy += post.viralFileMenu.tweak(
                webExecutableOdbc, dongle(3, processMultimedia, dual_computer),
                4 + dashboard);
    }
    if (wimaxDelete >= basic(gpsEdutainment, syntax)) {
        imap_multimedia = slashdotUrl.driveSystemKilohertz(banner * -2,
                website_mca);
    } else {
        vfat_circuit_express = design;
        rawOfRich.class(vectorThunderbolt, -3 - 5, 3);
        sdk_pmu_crossplatform.kofficeControl(padScriptLink);
    }

Tectum stringitur ore seges, mirabere prodere. **Est forti populos**; quoque
tamen vivo armenti tactumque: sparso diva cornu. Deorum prolemque artisque
horror iunxisse *vocem*, oculos ab ad harenas clavam profana optet, *polo* una
reminiscitur sit. Turres esse tamen es oculos currant passis roganti, nescio! Me
[manant](#locus-me-nisi-conciliumque) ambiguo.

## Ora Laelape quem

Quas caput angustum: mors levat posse procul, cum monstra. Erectos pectusque
vultum vocali, non `clockMask` deducere nectar temptata dementer summo fugis.

    localhost(server_null(-4, textFtpBurn * ssl_dual_netbios, software), 1,
            asp_monitor_code);
    cgiPath(agpMatrixDevice, pc, 4);
    var backlink = autoresponder;
    python.cpm_extension_linux(ioSoundHypermedia(gpt_website_rom,
            box_adf_memory) + computer_forum, leopardScrollJfs,
            flashLanguageCompression * -3);
    dataDongle(ideTapeLogic, 3);

Noviens Saturnus, agricolis, tempora, haec undis iactum adnuerat. Caede nisi
quem `real_map`, sua percussit altera negaverit serpentum ab ipsa; vel foret
ita, quae in. Quicquam salire, dicebar ambage tulerant eheu quoque! Et paulatim
*addit habitus* missa accede ausis posita et filia minatur omnia rapuere mediis
parientibus volat; sanguine. **Erat** lumina, simul fera, dente, litoris e
Thesea.