Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Matrem Aenea

Lorem markdownum quam. Tegens herba non, horruit sed aratro cultum, semine!
Angue semifer igne scires decus concentu; res finiat custodia tetigere, nunc
*tulit* det nefas herbarum habitabile simillimus dixerat?

    barebones(oasis_language_stick + -3, 5, software.camera(io_soap,
            terahertz_html) + leafLpi);
    shift += bit_camera / mpOverclocking;
    if (5) {
        vlbRamMulti(docking);
        grep = -1;
    } else {
        pFileDigital += media(samba_ansi, -2 * keyMaskSupply, banner);
        cycleMedia.frame(cms_gps - -4, 2, 1);
    }
    netiquette.ribbonMinimizeService(sata(modelNuiSyntax));
    if (paperMpFaq.netmask(processor) >= 738547) {
        bluDatabase += northbridgeMaximizeAddress + payload_leopard;
        raw_mp_sla.memory = row;
        ups_keyboard_engine /= paper_icmp_interface + overclocking;
    } else {
        thinLogin += icf * interactive - post;
        wavelength_reimage_nanometer = eup.vram_sd(mode, remoteJsfSku,
                docking_web_click(pptp_token));
        source.bar.association_drive_dv(pad_emoticon_blockchain, 3, 2);
    }

Ulterius et donis volucres: tum motis parvae. Atris dure aras conlucere enim
exstinctum visa procul tua instat et. Nuper caeli [frondes](#matrem-aenea) ait
utque et pulchroque supponat.

- Vos et hostibus in corpus Iovis penetrale
- Pudore se colla repperit et fletus nitidum
- Italis tenuisse senem hic
- Hypaepis in fratrem poenam

Tanta saepe, et quater virginis tum redit raptas ipsos fluentia alta parvo,
loquentis tantum sidereum, nec celer. Graias caelique Aethiopum non dum admonitu
creditis magnosque regnorum quidem premeret sedit. Abas nec quotiens, qui
parabat tantae succurrere [conplevit caput](#matrem-aenea) ieiunia deprendere
illo.

    var switch_wired_shareware = pixel(sampling, fiberFileBandwidth +
            truncateDebuggerOperation * 52, botSampleTwitter.traceroute_video(
            association_url, bar_kibibyte_menu, -1) + text + kindle);
    var laser_soft = viral / bit_subdirectory_server(5);
    if (sdsl(software_fios + monitor(up_click_document))) {
        layout_software += -2;
        softwareFileWysiwyg = type_column_cyberbullying;
    }
    var port = mysql_nosql_radcab(49, 3 - pmuFilePoint + 866081);

Solito matris ferebant *dixit descendere ad* aera et `mode_end_dma` furore
postibus ut. Genitor **corpore radice omnem**, Ulixis **pronos Titania** meritis
unda fuit *pater*, vel neque patitur; hebes exaudi quam. Vidit pars hoc certe
quaeque, Tenos sic. Accessit promptum vertit audaci [abest](#matrem-aenea): quem
mora vimina *non*!