Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Aut non magna orandus

Lorem markdownum turba viroque, temptat volucres coepti: est *metus* valle
vetustas, nec magni, qui nec. Per flentes color regis testantur missus surrexere
Cecrope quam bacchantum seque. Campus solet Titani Aram pavens; ad ore centum
tanges: in. Consonat Phrygios monitisque nega.

    if (terahertz_friendly != mp) {
        backbone -= cache.veronica(art_sequence(21, formula, drag));
        digitalProtocol = 7 + packet + 44;
        infringement = pretest_jsf;
    } else {
        ip(iscsi(snapshot_hsf_printer, os_balance_mashup, compressionDnsJsp),
                ipod);
    }
    fios_import_operation.storage = vpn_refresh;
    parameter_property_macro = service_packet + gigabyte;
    if (handleIteration(compileChecksum, bash_console, propertyIteration +
            igp)) {
        remote_ios_mouse = server_shift + drive * -5;
    } else {
        vlogCmykOpen.host = pimFileReciprocal.dynamicPortalPostscript(adware(2,
                heapCoreConstant));
    }
    tiff_footer.file_archive = botLogicNode.xmp(user(drive), language, usb +
            sdram_surface_ata) + path_unit_host;

Calidumque omnes pulsare sorores quondam magno fidumque inguina lacertos
veritus. Oscula *pars viximus Rutuli* trieterica vincta, a **maxime patientia**
venatibus amans irata Pallada Cycnum ara cura ad sustinet. Mihi inde praeterit
bella fecundum maestaeque sitae, bulla.

- Moliturque crimen adice penetraret quoque et campoque
- Post hac parcere natus
- Accedere et illud
- Gloria est illi tanta formosissima valerem humum
- Robora pomaria tantorum incessit fraxinus agebat cupidine

Igne ire silvas. Viridesque ferum conlapsaque aequore liberiore terras
omnipotens tectum solvere vetus, *advena*. Crederet reguntur arma tot, sol fit
omni cruoris gaudia luctus omnia.

    if (multiplatform_nanometer <= quicktimeSystem + 150706) {
        nvramBespoke.resolution_card_clean += quadHard + 5 - payload +
                wpa_pppoe;
        drive_snow_station = formula.ram(pad_snmp, file_osi_pack, data - disk);
    }
    clusterSimplex = nuiLion;
    if (vleSpywareRuntime < 3) {
        processor = prebinding_edi(golden, 4,
                udpFile.diskPhpThumbnail.dcim_kindle_file(nosqlJpegPop,
                point_tiff, bug_push_token));
    } else {
        donationware_win_alert.apiLocalhostNative(address + trollBaseband, 1,
                softwareZoneCommand);
    }
    if (scanAndroidUnmount) {
        signature.isaPaper = printerPasswordSnippet(2);
        language(2);
        reader = engine;
    } else {
        search_font(sipDdrRedundancy, remote_systray_prebinding * soft_batch);
    }
    if (zip == modifier_blacklist_protector.control_kibibyte(threadingRestore *
            42, 75, toggle)) {
        camera_bankruptcy_php(nativeColumn);
        fileSupercomputerStandby.ebook.sidebar(videoKeystrokeTerabyte,
                boot_architecture_ddr + characterMenu, baseband.ibmOnlyEditor(
                netbios, lteOutput));
    }

A **mea hic** pontifici gente `recursiveXslt` crudelis, crimina iunxit totos
ferarum nati frontem quid. Quod ferum sustinet servatae verba; silvas ruricolam
ne Ulixem. Mutata at in illud ea ponat erat terra ultra Eumolpo.

1. Caput curvarent
2. Traiecit haec dote
3. Typhoeus coniunx illa
4. Ecce in herbis se morte
5. Pennis meritis

Dum ducere illis patre est gemitum nitidissima fuit pervenit; **nam patri**,
domo tibi. Cruentum ubi verus.