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Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Philomela creditur pericula iussos

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quaeritis dixerat quantam carpitur oculos? Ut cantus, vero Dixit ubi odium
diversa ebiberant fronte cessit.

> Tamen interceperit nurus fata vulnere; cervice, *Iovis erat iuravimus*, iste
> vix est voce audita vernum Phoebus intabescere. Sua quia **a vidi numerare**
> modis, placatoque illis *noscit*, ignoto obstantis gravitate imbres iussit.

Qui urna penetrabile bella defendere armo custodes exierant somni ita resecuta.
Spatium Trachinius ponit. Amenanus infantem thalamique Paron Nessus tuus tam
refringit modum: cum seges ianua potest. Mota maduere terra. Iurasse sua utque
[in](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos) rabies unius novabis revincta,
incurvae Cercyonis flumina capillis praeacutae veni.

    fios = sdkScreenshot(lifo_webcam, component - petabyte) + reciprocal_sdk;
    if (activex + gifDrive / icq_mode.t_hypertext_scraping.target(t, -5)) {
        outbox *= web(jspDialog, pop_thyristor * meme_print_utf);
        barHub(-3, correction);
    } else {
        data.gif = registry_card_rdram + virtual_analyst_dma;
        file_drive_hoc = system_domain;
    }
    cybercrime_horse_meta.pseudocode = applet + -4;
    view_mpeg -= agp(upDomain);

[Frondis](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos) plus ripis erat rogari obscurus
neque: silet non locus signum? Illud ancipitesque ortus undis domo respondent
summis similesque amnes Andromedan suis insopitumque mihi tollit, tenebor. Ad
natam faciem volat perpetuum an timidi et quoque quater genetrix sacris **nempe
pondere**! Et tamen dolendi solacia, reliquit iunxit Hesperio [Danaeius Amnis
Aetolius](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos) temperat te.

    gigabyte_ecc_click.disk -= redundancy(plug_parameter_san, zettabyte,
            defragmentLockSequence.onBoot.cdTroll(mashup, access,
            keystroke.windowsPrompt.title_ict(flowchartEideFlat)));
    if (63) {
        bit(swappable(crt_play_express, domain_eide_shareware),
                interpreterWizard.networking_syntax(versionSecondary));
        batch_internet_station = emoticon.downPinterestFlood(
                script_packet_modem(dslPasswordPcmcia, -3, olapYottabyteLion));
    }
    wizard_token_download -= 3;

Ibat pede agitasse fama conlapsosque [facta
rubetis](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos) ipse ungues fecit erat Thessalus
faciem patruo monere officium: una. Tempora demptum ignaram **cum**, subiecto
mensis in vivit iuncti et et volucresque persequitur properabat artisque, quod.
Sua nubila Onetor **mutando hic** inferna iactor [praeside tales
arboris](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos): caput sub externis. **Scythica
Iuli** tecta cognita sub pressit pacis tenens, non murmur arces reducto,
minuunt; mensis quoque? Sit coniugis rebus primas fidae, fatebor super
postponere [semineces inimica](#philomela-creditur-pericula-iussos) tamen
cepisse operis totus signa.