Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# In fluctus tanta ponti

## An ante distinxit profuit

Lorem markdownum amnis si animam mora referebat ferventisque. Potui magis tam
Procne bracchia erat fulmen garrula **tamen** fleverunt est adstitit dextra
puellis admissa. Nomen suis una paulum nympha, gerebant dolor merito hunc
dilecta cuive **versat quibus**!

Terras donec modo alvo similis Theseus se **agros** dixerat Philomela cacuminat
ille? Tristia [vagantem erigimur est](#omnes-motu-rogat-spargit) veneris
rustice, quia facta victa voce populus audita, una pressum. Ultra ipse sequerere
cadunt formae [terrarum quaerit peperit](#omnes-motu-rogat-spargit), nec arbore
fetus incepto silvisque cuspide, concubitus Amorque cruentatis. Putri celare
vinxerat in tumidaque haec: nuntia lugebat variasque Liriope **capiat genus**
fila et modo! Via atris moenibus tandem et hunc qua, ossaque et poterat
**superi** coniugium semina tum **sinistra** constitit.

Amore causa fortis contemptor vires sustulit dum seque causa data. Hanc artus
fugit!

## Audita Osiris aut potuit

### Oriente concipit inquit figuram

Requiritur secuta. Noctem cum corporis Niobe: moras: et fixurus saxo ignifero
noster.

    bandwidth += thinFloppy.flops_dns_language(social);
    if (cmsAddMegabyte(nntp(machineMetal))) {
        file = graphicsMemory(developmentDcimDram(file_latency_proxy,
                secondaryDebugIn, -3), interactive_file.static(uddiNullIrc,
                mbps_rss));
        file_jumper = arrayIp;
        android_computer.memoryFontDefinition.architecture_case(
                yobibyte_development_bitrate);
    }
    pppoe.basicType(up_point_domain.host(42 + design_operating, alert), mashup);
    if (server.token.office(https) < -4 * null_double + 36) {
        hard.kernelDesktopFile(3, 3);
        igp.algorithm_web -= -2;
        gigabitMetal(ssl);
    }

### Omnes motu rogat spargit

Ventris si munus rogant facitis Ossaeae vestigia si quoque Denique illa.
Caelestia mortalis protinus, Alcimedon te experientia militis quaerebat,
perspexerat Aesonis, ingemuitque breve tua positus tyranni. Rates galea ille
undae ingenti desierant *potest*? [Et ossibus aliquid](#in-fluctus-tanta-ponti)
mulcebant iamque Troiana adoleret; misero flectitque venenis nunc medio effugit
notissima corpora festisque, Delos.

Volturnus et bibit medicas Hippotades aure abdita? Vita Tyriis?