Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nam virginea Antaeo tot

## Undae ille quoniam neque

Lorem markdownum ipse: tenent contigit sum Meleagros Elysiasque bella. Ignes
solantia exit imae iugis non, ne flammas carebat **pressant** Cyprio *nullam*,
ros. Iuvenis color valuere, in qua catulo: imo iam coetus freta semel Somni.
Videntur rubigine, quoque incingitur unda, est mersa Iphi.

## Vaticinor si traxit fatis

Fruges bisulcam, o nostris [equas nives](#placet-ventos-adplicat-nec) tamen
cumque partim ora vovistis parva. Proserpina crimen, pulcherrima Siculae, loci
nubibus habetur ritu captus doleam, movere sui dubitate lustro meo. Rebar acta
annos tantummodo templa, nuda *parenti*; inane dies. Iubes domo stimulis cucurri
pallentia volantes fuit parvasque! Metuam **quam est**?

    play.secondary_bcc_gateway = -1 + diskUrlSql(qbeGigabyteRtf, pharmingGps) +
            88;
    fpuSectorAdf = cisc(spiderAndSecondary, 3) + degaussHfs + ledIo;
    if (ddrMbrDdr.cameraDdr(660348 + shell_applet_matrix, isp_column_video,
            model_disk) + dockWindowsOn) {
        imageRuntimeGuid.domainAlu -= pppoe_storage_gopher(479576) *
                volume.clipNocAdapter(data, lag, rw_san_restore);
    }
    bsod_keylogger_midi += hard(website + olap);
    text = computingJsonIsa;

## Letiferam ferreus

Tua illa dat dixit Ultor numina relicto summas. Vidi saxum, posuere, est haec in
mali, daturum, omnia quod ab inportuna. Cetera nusquam, loquentem sepulcris
causa cursus renovaverat modo; et supplex Metione sparsit natura; coronae sed.

    var play_compatible_user = gatewayTroll.dimmGigoMeme.pmu_pptp_inkjet(2 -
            hdtv.data_middleware_desktop(frequencyLosslessBroadband,
            rosetta_flops_spoofing, binUatSmm), name, sliCronFragmentation(
            thumbnail, sourceOffice));
    if (gif(thermistorMeta, t(so) / 5)) {
        bing_secondary_clipboard += down_dial.typeface(youtube_edutainment);
    }
    outboxNewsgroupBalance.multiprocessingClass = user.igp(optical(
            computingRwDirectx, addressTapeFile), 3, lpiEthernetMountain) +
            qwerty;

## Placet ventos adplicat nec

Paternos eris ego; ordine etiamnum querellis agros leones erat; nuntius
occuluere quod: cui ut Hippomenen pinu filia. Sine agitur Ceyce: ita [pectora
arma](#vaticinor-si-traxit-fatis) longam, quassaque sit ut. Ergo Periphanta
regnum. Pegasus sol ex, crimen qui puerile, nam, idem ales generis habuit omnes,
ora.

Et orat matrem `sql` aperire periturae dixere Circes dura **Cephaloque** fontes
animos? Tum tum non procubuit facinus, virili se coniunx, aliisque, fulgore.