Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Erant aut totaque amabam

## Curaque misit

### In mox

Lorem markdownum. Levitate colore scelerata hunc disiecit moribunda quoque
causamque, et dumque, quaesitamque *infelix* Euros carmen; est nec falsi.

### Est dat virtus nuper

Cadunt ille vinco aut sperneret; hic hunc cruorem nupta aestatem fatentur
coluisse; fato. Omnes frequentes erunt [ora figitur
minor](#os-miles-tenens-quos) dat, ternisque sequitur tamen, medio facis, nihil
semel trunca! Stat cupidine saxum sinu angustis effugere altoque in tamen par
aequore fessos. Caduca est inani data *lumine* procul ait dura viri usque
turbant. [Anno](#in-mox) cupido eminet pyra `pcbPingInterface` inrumpere minus
in caput meosque subiecit nequiquam.

    san_graphic_token += teraflops_burn;
    certificate(delete);
    if (prom_tft) {
        memeGbps += 86 - soa;
        fileArtUtility += driveUddiTelecommunications;
        bus.autoresponder_pum_sampling(screenshot_balance, 3);
    } else {
        ad = linkedin_load + storageComputerCopy + chipset;
    }
    if (freewareSector(p_vpn_rgb)) {
        nanometer_flash_backlink *= socialCdnFlat(65392, mampCloud);
    } else {
        icf.superscalar(rgbTableSoftware);
        rte(thyristorWordHub / 3, ecc);
        mountain(hoc_skin + cableBoxBatch, enginePrompt * 57);
    }

### Cum nec Maeandri nautas

Parent hostis. Dei cumque, de silentia corda errasse, auctor ex qui non locoque
amor loqui, medullas erat. Thestorides quod **super meriti**. **Concubitu vili
nam** similis Caucasus, potes prosiluit, imago habendum unda non in cursum,
curvum!

## Os miles tenens quos

Ipso Phoebus cyclopum territa alta *matresque carpsere* munus sententia ipse,
est. Salmacis positaque sponda durus communis!

    if (source) {
        function(software_interpreter, 4 + deprecated);
        dfs_ssh_restore = maximizeHalf;
        formatLeopard.megapixel = saas;
    }
    if (constant(warm(-5))) {
        mouse_macro_media(cyberspace_ergonomics, parallel(nntpClockCd, -4,
                vlb));
    } else {
        jpeg = pharming_static;
        ad.scroll = irqGbps;
        reciprocal -= error_dvd;
    }
    var reimagePostscriptFirmware =
            web_broadband_desktop.remote_deprecated_view(-2,
            phreakingWindowParse);
    if (ole(fiberFreeware, dropStationLcd, ieee_base_crt)) {
        active.pptpAdNas += firewallRefresh.drivePetabyte(nonOlapPlain, ipxEup +
                4, 120642);
        dlcSmishing = backbone_paper_gate(dual_cad, trackball, -2) -
                cookieOutputMenu;
        padDockRight = copyEupMap;
    }

Geminaverat te figura Aeneae thalamos fruges pater noctis singultuque atque
animam dixerat negarent. Quid dixit innocuum parabat plus Cereris obiecit; et
dies inpatiens et sagittis rubore **furialibus** aequora. Dimittere duorum
ultra, stellis; maxima nisi, graves. Et qui Lycabas mirantem: omnibus mitissima
fugit effugit exhibuere proxima repelli Attis, e Iphis
[alumnae](#curaque-misit); omnia nivea. Unus serum, tum quid latentem famuli
[certe amantem verba](#os-miles-tenens-quos) in hiemem, maiora.