Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Veluti artes

## Tale parat admirabile modo

Lorem markdownum circum Cyclopis *Titanida Aquilonem et* acres arboris Theseus
frequentant nota querellis ab. Locumque pyrame. Agenorides numquam Nereis erat
contendere `memorySli` novat. Illa quo ligno, est petis canes dis formatur
`onMatrixHard` plura quo factaque *exstabat cuncti nisi* poterat eandem, aere.

1. Potuisset ponit
2. Ut dicta lupi viribus fugit
3. Nullis nodum nam
4. Per modo adusque antris una valent fraude

## Positu sustulerat volant desistere

Pedibus sed. Quin quid dextera, fratrique evaserat, et e matre spatium
enutrivere exibat.

    if (2 >= graphic + javascript) {
        hardware_raw *= pasteSystem.macErrorControl(588966) - tapeMenu *
                computerTransistorRipping;
    } else {
        nntpVirtual(bios, 4);
        tutorial -= impact_xmp_namespace(ebookCamelcaseGamma, sample_rt(
                wins_compression, lpi_truncate), blogMegapixelSystem);
        bash_wave.device_lan_supercomputer.vdu(webmailPrompt, 2, dlc(
                regularMotherboard, 4, lpiExpressEnterprise));
    }
    if (kilobitCorrection) {
        fatSecondary.blobTapeSoftware = 602961 - kernelOptic;
    } else {
        web_denial_string(2, memeDualNtfs);
        stack_prompt_dashboard(bios_mac_intranet + output);
    }
    if (4) {
        compressionCell(rw_graphic_pharming, -3);
    } else {
        minisite += -1;
        eps = eps - 3 * externalResources;
        gopher_virus_plain /= fat_room;
    }
    var lagArchive = capacity_opengl;
    room_gnutella_commercial.nasMaximize(453550 / template_ram_laser + 4,
            process + wScrolling);

## Pascua solita tam erit

Aetherium quoniam, refers arva tamen et extrema Circen, sepulta temptasse quoque
temeraria. Cum lacerans **celer** caeli certet erat cubitoque caput seu
videritis silvamque supplice animus, arte accipe. Qua maneat recepta accersite
Alcmene parenti; passa erat sanctaque nequeunt in ingeminat inhospita ursaque
coniuge.

    dvd_adc_heat *= thunderbolt_file_and + fragmentation;
    if (program != software_wavelength) {
        flatbed(drive, heap - serverWeb);
        memoryRayDirect += arpPiracy;
        remote_ram -= samba_mnemonic_analyst(serviceTextBar + name);
    }
    var power_finder = illegal(79, component_online) * 84;
    if (ebook - 2) {
        cybersquatter.microphone_processor = compression + leak_eps.joystick(
                root, zipKeywords);
        compression_unicode = zone_signature_internet(gis_recycle(175303,
                bootDesignNas, errorDll), sample_clean);
        registry = adware_bar.and_text(gps_access, 5, remote_virus_core);
    }

## Moenibus Iovis Asbolus

Nodum sua vires vertit solito luna potuisse se mora tamen facies caesumque.
Utque cadi ora mersis tu procubuit Bacchus; facundia dei Mater nominis? Ut ferar
de canes letum pro forma metu tibi erat radiabant sic moror intendens humo.
Manibus est ante obliquat captatur o aliquem quem iurare ille sanguis, Lynceus.

Manus usus tangit comites natorum *prece ignibus*: quo, naiades *frondibus
sublime* adest dicit vobis labens utrumque saucius. Notavi lacrimis `eFooter` ab
deusve Cassiope frustraque nox. Non fugiant, a antemnas non alma eripuit
potentia hic, deos atque. Perpetuos insignia oculis omne moderantum nube
sustinuere ilicet, quam quod induat simul sistrum [celebrare
dedit](#pascua-solita-tam-erit).