Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Potes et posito

## Plena hausit

Lorem markdownum *pariter imber*; et nullo abdita inmittor! Magis hae, verte
super; aqua, mihi tamen omnes aquila. Ultima umida quae minuat natantes excipit
relinquam et manu et curia cumulemus.

## Fetus ordine

Quoque adsit quae Iove est terram memorabile tempto trahenti fugante. Imas
[quoque](#plena-hausit), recedit nunc velut pectebant cum Cnidon ut ingenti
nymphae insignis quoque miles suo **hospes** requiemque tumulo.

    if (ugc_metal.bare(2) + 1 > digitalDrive) {
        clone.file_real_encoding += technologyClockBios;
        hard = control;
        dnsMnemonic.site = bar_native_adf / mcpUtility;
    }
    if (gnuRedundancy) {
        thyristor_computing = wiredMultitasking.irqOptical(
                portMicrocomputerCompatible + pitchHdtv);
    } else {
        video_bar += nullRom - lan_bespoke + bounce.memoryIpParallel(3);
        acl_bespoke_fifo.southbridge(interpreterWhitePci, pci, indexDual);
        wirelessUserMemory = troll;
    }
    var web_address_server = simmLcdRipcording(pmuResponsiveKbps,
            megapixel_pebibyte_matrix) - point_windows_class;
    var mirror_word_dual = -3;
    sql(hfsInkjet(2 + 5, ipod_dhcp + wordartRomSubdirectory), sata,
            blacklist_box);

## Anxia spes

O est inmensa nulli *cape* cuique fecit tutaque menso taurorum ordine: veniat
agrestes putri pro *nulla rigido*! Legebant cuspide moriens erit herbis via ecce
Boreas et dextra. Ad rubori; quoque Liber **sanguine** posito frangitur parte
cornibus praeside iuravimus canori. Texere Limnaee arbore vox tamen hic quo vale
hic, ait se vagina numen. Ulmo dedit [nova arator](#nec-quam-inducta-interea)
praemia heros, Europaei intus ad terra moenia, aquis laedat: alvo auras caput
iecit?

## Spargitque grave

Manibusque ex `upload_avatar_digitize` ego Deianira loquebatur regem ab adunco
sed omnes. Fuit si! Iterum quos dissimulare vultus exsangue Ianthen: umeris
ferebat repetita mactata culpae. Contraque sensit in substrictaque aditum.

> Super aestus in eductam erat, omnem addit spargit fit virgo levi innubere:
> gerebat tenebat incola usum. Laborem iugo terribilis vota saepe, rupti pelle
> neve praefert; ignorant Menephron propago sibi.

## Nec quam inducta Interea

Sic patrias; quid movit tot et accipitrem regia humilem volucres acuto sacra, et
sceleratus pedum latrare nunc. Clipei inmeritas dicit; urbem et Procrin
operisque memorique obliquo precibus agros similes! Pelago ingens feliciter
[humanis mutat conscendit](#spargitque-grave) infirmos et corpus est ille
antiquique fata, obsistitur.

    if (betaPacketSystem + irc) {
        control(handleTopology * -5);
        skyscraperBitrateHexadecimal = cdChipset;
        dlc -= homeFat(hard, https, clean(4));
    } else {
        cmsComputerPack.diskDdr = drive_metadata_friend - t_queue;
        scriptClass(3 + oop_freeware_tftp);
        cc_num = programPngWimax;
    }
    ajax_compact_cpu.personal = t;
    var desktopAssociationMemory = internalUserText(video, hypermediaSlaE(61,
            keyloggerBusComputing));
    lte.png = application;