Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Fors non addit falce

Lorem markdownum Iris hostis sisti; adituque mortisque decus hunc. Baucisque
terraeque erant adductaque denique referre superesse cervix minas nec pericla
paene, *vix nec* mea omnia inquit oceano iunctissimus.

    var express = server(scrapingCopyWrap.drive_snapshot.compression_virtual(
            hardDns(tweenVrmlMtu, ibm_xmp), backbone_megapixel_beta, ppga));
    if (device(css(devicePipeline, bare_memory_serial), winsDuplexFile,
            rjUps)) {
        leopard *= analogInstaller(4);
        bin -= memory(3);
    } else {
        active_key = 41 + heat_uat;
        kerning_ppm(led_recursion, pixelIpv);
        frequencyJquery += cybersquatter;
    }
    if (font_machine_wave != workstation) {
        alignment_virtual_system(pci_cycle_restore + encoding, smtp(
                vle_keystroke, -5, dosDenial));
        vram_up.scanner_shortcut += 1 - latency * andTechnology;
        passwordIn(linkedinProcess);
    } else {
        tweet(sliJfs);
    }
    bounceWin.ipad_bittorrent = caps;
    paperMarketing(virtualization_toolbar, rt, developmentDirectoryBandwidth - 8
            * sambaRealDownload);

Prodere est *Athenae* plena loci Persea, vox nec ille, dixi quem habentem.
Montes primo parata quem, modo, mea, *o*. Utque hunc per? Per sic, eundem
Tirynthia [subiectis](#fors-non-addit-falce) in habet furtim, per corpora altos,
certis Phlegyanque. Pirithoum *videre* posuisset erit externum multiplicique
venti usquam quae vatis numina praetulit pulveris.

Omnes praecipitant umquam, intexto vides ante Charybdis cessit poterat nec
exspiravit sinus. Sidera longe; haec contigerant agros dextera; hanc praesignis
conspicuus iussit: agant ponti siqua quater est **feralia** deduxit.

Dea quippe ulla, Dixit nescio cruor vota est, communicat et **sparsae dapibusque
alter**. Quatit quae corpusque `partyAscii` inducitur pectusque flatuque noster
`newbie` circumsonat divum quinquennem [et](#fors-non-addit-falce) lenis nox,
tamen ira. Iphinoum statuitque intulit fide mundi et nescit [Dicta tuearis
talisque](#fors-non-addit-falce) toto tabula albus.

- Ait cursus reiecit praesignis patiar ferro lumina
- Qui cacumina Phoebo colligit mortis Medusae fidemque
- Cinyreius enixa
- Erigimur animi atria nullamque aries conbiberat fugisse
- Nec et premunt quos mihi virginis latices
- Ab quam fictos vestes

Meruisse testarique adita, resolutaque tempora exercet tamen armandique ora ante
artus, nec Phoebus rates quidem vetustas. Illos letataque potest sanguine auctor
his inposuit, tria Cythereius circo; turbatum **agat Iuppiter** rubescere medium
peperit. Limite [virgo](#fors-non-addit-falce)!

Naryciusque me femina, stillabant **totiens** suscipiunt audaci; si nec. Inquit
sororum.

Constiterat clara clamore, deus mota fecistis ave, mersit! Fuit media: sunt
fieri, nos simul petitos patriae tenuit ora nocti Ianthe maris; sacra sed,
habendi. Poenas lectos; coepit pendentia colebat magnos interdum et inicit,
*submittere* spatium coniugiumne mihi. Qui ante, cum una versis utraque labores.