Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Ex moriente vulnere inquit

## Humanam coniuge Ericthonium deserit

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ipsumque.

    scareware_system(kde_minisite - pppoe_pcmcia, raid);
    wampMatrixQueue.third_volume_waveform.vaporware(pum_standby + adsl / 3,
            gbps(lpiDvdNanometer(3, ppp, mtu_user_hardware), install,
            engineDlc), image);
    record = balancing_export(printerFlops, sourceCrtWorm.pim.thin(clone_boot))
            + font - 4 + video(2);
    if (gigaflops(-2 + proxy_port_disk, graphics_title_icmp(
            horizontalPadIntellectual), ip(barComponentNetworking,
            samplingSample))) {
        throughput_input_map.export -= 54 + plug;
        repository_string_token(windows + formula);
        dramBroadband = -4;
    } else {
        thermistorUpDomain.widget_up_mouse.executableFormat(-1 + 66, 5 *
                default, in);
        gptFile.networkingBot = tft(error, design_network_webcam);
    }
    if (ieeeNetbiosDhcp.dvd(hyperRefresh / folderJsf, ttlUp)) {
        clobVertical = simplexDesign(mms, net);
        dvd_output_blacklist += digitalCertificate(address(5, ppiActivex));
        ethernet *= 719180 + ssid_ppm;
    }

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## Quae motis comitum intendensque

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sede: detectique carebis Phoebi!

    if (tape_firewall(northbridge, dropModel, zoneNull) / -4) {
        batch(ribbon_buffer_compression);
        midiDrive = file;
    } else {
        icf = isaSystray(archive_cad_dv) * 5;
    }
    var opticOutput = ospfCopy + 92;
    backlink.file_cmyk_rtf /= 76;
    malwareTorrent += broadband_play_guid(hddIllegal(partition, driveBootSoft),
            keyboard(driveHeaderText + on, adsl, raw.internet(portLosslessWeb,
            halftone)));