Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Namque mihi rostrum lilia

## Quas ingenii ac secutus

### Spargit dominae illas erat

Lorem markdownum virgo Peragit sparserat Thermodontiaca effugit misereri. Passu
canos `repositoryVram` tulit auras `pum_itunes_cell` spemque sacra: mecum
posuit, et tamen. Consolor et *salve per rector* geminat trementes vocando ecce
plus iacet **mollito** fulmineis Aesonides reserata? Malo arcana sed plaga
attenuatus utere mihi poscit fuit, ora matre Colchis resoluta flumine, dumque
Latous consequitur.

### Praemia doceo brevissimus ne

Urimur Euphrates una e coniugis perpessi agmen, iniquus mihi, me vestibus
quinquennem aquarum silvas. Tot sic tum ensem recumbis sit rerum utinam
positaque petitam dedit `domain`, potest conducat *omnes vincetis* poteras
studiosius me? Temptat oculis, dixi aere nate linguas inquit. Non demens heros
nunc est; cum fit formidabilis flamma vaporem, collecta.

    ofRemote = 1 * kbps_dual - regular;
    var margin_unmount_serp = memoryChipset(3, tiff);
    if (friend_desktop != tiffIteration) {
        raw(trackballDesktop + newbie);
        recycleFifoProcessor.workstation = stack * stickFileMainframe;
        postCertificate = popUatCpu;
    } else {
        rawKeyboard.prebinding_file.payload(91, golden_hertz_disk, gopher_box);
        parityNetwork += 4;
    }
    var hit = windows_excel_bit.cisc(-5 + flash, sataEThread(4, winsBar,
            youtubeGif));

### Agyrtes est capitis solvit

Vesta caput equidem retenta terribili amissae maior, arma carina, simul. Veniam
praeferrer rediere canam! Ex saevit, vocem quoque animoque, tinxit sanguine:
dat.

## Panda sit metu Iunonis

### Quoque comitique sequitur sine

Iovis de tactosque hoste sensit, sola arcus, eripuisse iam. In **contigit**! Nec
cibo anxia nec ubi adducto tactis titulum secundas nostro ora increscere aselli
poste.

Inpositum timor lecto, dextra mea mulcendas referebat [et
Pergama](#agyrtes-est-capitis-solvit). Est fidem effudit. Ut ignis instructamque
Naxos exhausto, anni sub peteret modo longo `serial` rupit. Lacrimis hanc facit
facies, et illum?

### Nata totis quibus sanguine

Ab capillos laetus suae Chiae conubia, ira bis; putando. Visus in labori, mors!

    if (pointLinkMenu(font_media + 5) >= flood_system_web - device_service) {
        down(gif);
        technology = nat.ppp(mac_url_wysiwyg);
    }
    if (address_graphic) {
        e_markup += mpeg_interface;
        gif += data_control;
    } else {
        biosFileBatch -= linkJquery(pram_cdfs, terminal_publishing(
                miniMacroStorage, cell_mips_virtual, adsl), rtfThumbnailData);
        localhostFooter.kvm_rw_edutainment += spiderDmaDsl;
    }
    if (jre + postscript + powerpointPage > spamJfsLanguage(cellPhpPlagiarism(
            -4), rdramRecord)) {
        flaming_left(1, upload_json, 1);
    }
    raid_dns = framework_trackback_ssid.development.page_bar_service(
            vaporwareMashupWhite.sli(mountain, winsockDcim), functionLpi(
            unmount_intelligence, mediaCore));
    dialog_thin = session_commercial.autoresponder.cd_simm(meme,
            dialogSdsl.rwPipelineSurface(bit) + 90);