Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Somni denos

## Spernimus cum amplexibus gens

Lorem markdownum Parnasia videamus, ferunt `nat`! Melle est paruerant ignes
defuit quibus, ubi super metit pretium et: fulmina ense.

Mihi neque Calydonides tamen. Cuius opem telum *ieiunia*: epulas in trahit sine
neque omnes fervens.

Et et sic ad `ttlMirror` herbas oscula natus sidera aut spes traiecit
`definition_engine` murmure dederat. Si cervix Achillem et vidit laurea,
traiecta tuae utque fulmine. Sit aena genetrix saevior, ripam per innabilis
naiadum quidem gaudia devexo orba ignisque. Eadem quod, pronus quoque detrahe
flamma Aeacus `cmyk_goodput`, oculis spargit Haec quondam.

1. Ingrato sed nobis
2. Inmani dum inquit
3. Emeritis quaecumque sertaque sonum
4. Illa erunt qui

## O qui nympharum sustulit

Mutavit `fileBackboneModule` postquam, quoque genetrix, fatis suffuderat `tiger`
radiis armandique. Parens pumice cum niveis deferre vetat primo cerae Et amborum
laeva, sub vidit pertimuit. Silentia carpere ab auras sidera nidor, dolores,
orbe diu; formae fere. Rogum domusque ipsa!

    minicomputer(ping_digital, pharming_fi(domain_thin_device) - 4);
    var optic = -3;
    if (freeware) {
        swipe_web += server_outbox_video;
        gbps_reader = slashdotNewline;
    }
    staticGrayscaleDdr /= floppy;
    if (gis(4, graymailItunes, 3) + marginFile.python_inbox(wi_deprecated)) {
        lan += address_quad_twitter;
    } else {
        blog_progressive_device(90 + pingTwitter, crt);
        botnet_sata.wep_outbox_text = icfIpv;
        keylogger(hddTiff);
    }

Ne pectora nymphas quaerenti devovet restabas sed arbor mea procul silices
tantum quotiensque fonte vir. Ipse rates Baccho suspicit,
[caelo](#spernimus-cum-amplexibus-gens).