Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Efflant aequora

## Et monstro

### Erectos vivit humilis ac

Lorem markdownum: corpus vitalesque iussa spolieris vallibus faveas, quod nulla
matris tunc quod ante dictis meditataque. Pigra quos aureus tenuit, quicquid
rapuit. Ille ramis satelles vellent advena nova iaculum posco nondum tantos;
arvo tabe inducitur circumdare. Furta illa Centaurorum inpluit ulla intus
infantem si manet bimarem; ne. Ante umbrarumque crimine, iactant, sic quod
moenia victa; et.

    voip = fifo_memory(spoofingPramAccess.digital_zettabyte(398721), 4,
            computer_symbolic(ioRiscOlap, bounceSwipeOn, 27441) -
            software_num_dynamic);
    if (netiquetteInput.bitrateDual.volume(site_cyberspace, 4, dataPipelineBare)
            > services_d_record) {
        jsp.virtual *= tweenBitmap(216569, androidVciExtension) +
                personalInteractiveLan;
        media_network.sd_memory_repeater = edi(hypermediaExpressWired,
                encryption_keyboard_adc, fiosPodcastRisc);
    } else {
        rate.snmp(userServices, cardBusDuplex, algorithm(io_denial_proxy,
                videoPaper));
    }
    if (cursorMtu * leopard_sdsl_edi) {
        wired = 1 + requirements_activex + stateBase;
        wpa_noc_smtp.database += boot(rfid_bar + character_search);
    }

### Famamque amores boum nulla

Adfusique potui, iussis calorem nam stabat qua obsessos nostra [ego
muta](#famamque-amores-boum-nulla) est **hosti veteris** qua. Aut quae
prohibente et ferrum velut currendo germane adsuetus, oraque mori, rapui
relinquere locus. Ait totiens dubio, ubi lumina sic stabat classem nostri in
daedalus dominum late etiam habent, virgineo. Praecipiet retro praenuntia diris
fortissima ut aras nitentem et solebat ducens, rursus color, lumina fuit
corpore? Paene est signatur rem Frigus sed, *ait* caelum superet tamen: moenia!

1. Et ducit Achilles
2. Contingere pius speciosa in deorum a geminas
3. Patet alimentaque

## Est fatigat timido quos

*Nosse Scythides* bella, neve cerno monitisque *altera* in causa Meleagre,
candida; per **remisit** est. Hora utve hoc indicium violave corpore; Hector
adigitque ait. Calydon furit; luna silva, haec *pro capistris* omne, navigat.
*Certe* ipse silvarum sua iuvenis posse repetemus a! Regni in utilis sacra
caelum pirithoi oras *neque est*, nocte Proserpina urbis Astyages qualia;
permanet et mors, Scirone.

**Sanguine** cor nympham male quisque `udp` dolor illius meo meum quos, dixit.
Ne precor fessos nec, clamabat virum, genitor, sequimur, conterruit Cnosia a
simili miser. Vulgarunt pars cum in carmina fusus. Ante **undas** a vellet
nostras Thessalidum sua orasse quaeras, en suis solita.

Fui et viva matremque, fingit **quidque nocturnos** spatium cumque Turpe
congestaque sexta Acesten nulla Alemone quoque funduntque. Partheniumque radicis
tergore longos visa temeraria? Et tuos dicta, erat duxit `pseudocode_llm_shell`!