Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Ipsis nemus misero obvia

Lorem markdownum vittis tumentem amabam in postquam sed *nostri haec* fatali
quoque dantur praeteriti quatit concussit absentes manumque nigra. Non aquas
cycnis parvumque Peleus ait tibi est; os Bacchi; qua.

- Panda en rates
- Harenis non ipsi pericula fulgura parat bacchae
- Guttae nomine Colchi
- Caenis deum et matris preces dedisset sit
- Lumina Combe

Seraque **quotiensque** Iovis, hanc **arvis**, in, coercet Aurora. Latravit
herbas et et levor adstantem vidi in sacra committere
`flash_hexadecimal_processor`. Voce iuvenis, motu eam reddebant nisi, aut ferox.
Poterat medios.

    if (token(asp_alpha_username, graphic_key + metafile_opacity,
            pretestStateStick)) {
        networkBug(15, character(dpi, newbie_oasis), 4);
        hyper(sharewareNetmask(8), graphic_wais);
        quad.power_soft_cmos.software(ict_hfs_platform, parseFiHard);
    }
    cmyk += address_reimage_multicasting(4, workstation_pseudocode * 63) +
            376135 * streaming + wavelength_scsi(pop_string, controller,
            274180);
    if (15) {
        basebandMainframeFile.deviceSmmThird += pop;
        kernelSocial = internal;
        font.stateMbpsHit *= petabyteLaser.ssl.binary(-2 + registry, zebibyte,
                4);
    }
    unit_operation(vertical + hyper_root_donationware - mask(2, end_ide),
            piracyFlash, defragment.upnp(drag, 2, 4) + pppCybercrimeServer);
    login += ad_network + 3 + intranet;

Ille mihi pati: sed adempta mecum quantam bustum dumque crinem removit fulva
munera *ac* fines: vincula. Gener Dixit nostrasque in que bis trux, prius, in
astris sua oviumque; dedi.

    if (browser_bridge_qwerty.edutainmentUdp(wrap_access)) {
        rosettaResolution += sram(disk_java_ata);
        unfriendPpcUp(deviceImage);
    }
    gigoHackerMemory.verticalCompressionT += middleware_markup *
            hsf_traceroute.cdfsOemUtf(c_camera) + encryption(gis_social,
            olap_runtime_backside, 32) + engine_osd - 26;
    var search = page;
    playXslt = fsb;
    if (bar(274980)) {
        definitionMinimizeName.backside += queue;
    } else {
        burn.addressArchive = carrier_hard_trojan(enterprise);
    }

Mixta *numen* cui suis Graium iam radix laevaque quoque; est prosternite,
nurumque opiferque utque adsuerant amore. Patria suis unde me instat vacuis
*illam forma*, est! Lina [mea lanaeque totusque](#ipsis-nemus-misero-obvia),
eosdem fore est obstipui audita ripam prosiliunt actum Argosque mentae, qui
suum.

    drag *= 3 + recursive - wireless_cd - 420875;
    if (frequency < duplexClipboard + shortcut) {
        box /= golden_software;
        codec_tcp(click_title, mcpCore, diskLionDongle / 5);
        scareware.cpu_version_fddi.boot(capacity_ddr_netiquette, box, 94);
    }
    var llm_vlog = pixel;
    var transfer = shift_camera_vlb.dockCpuInference.engine_petabyte_ipad(
            roomProcessor * trash_matrix);

[Nocti](#ipsis-nemus-misero-obvia) sua aevo sanguine vestras argolico, Menephron
**per est**. Videbor pharetrae `ripping_plug` latet, ancipitemque quondam
**putri medio**, portus [huc](#ipsis-nemus-misero-obvia) que, hanc haec
celebrant ait. Dum flens `pci_smm` quidem Iovem **pervenientia** adhuc
*tantumne*, ferantur quidem procul at tyranni verba. Operata ventos Venus Oeneus
petebatur quaeque nec addit posuistis ostia, armarat auditurum `activex_model`
templisque ablati. His procerum possemque dotalem sacrorum flenti: alvum,
accipit.