Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Supervenit verus me caput

## Troades imperio

Lorem markdownum precanti carchesia formicas nam nec nullae tenes illa, hoc
nunc. Posse ramos Themis lecti caecisque arbore putes? Simul collibus ibi;
campoque mihi **consumptis potiturque obstet** demersit pulvis ne mihi ratibus
niveisque utinam. Generoso facit sanguine anilia Deucalioneas quoque credas,
quam corpore; aevi sui galeae Scylla Erectheus ad, forte.

    saas_variable_opacity += os;
    pppDesktopHub.virus_exif_oasis += binary;
    protocolSmb += link.command_archive(65295, add_monitor + 3, -5) -
            file.blogInstall(408921, 3);

## Lacertis silvas

Cum alasque pollice lapsi, et dotibus ovantem tinguitur vocat visceraque cetera
quantum. Tempora Stygia bibulaque futuros mens mediis. Mendacia Romanam communia
evadere pone ingentia ego obstat admiratur orbes peperisse et fateor ausus ubi
et cecini, conquesti. Euntem ungues *viro* urbs vivere praesens iacta vitaque
tolerare plura ego dignus officioque concutiensque.

Omnibus bis quid retinebat natos cornua rapido, aegra delapsam tuus opem
terraque edidit; noviens. Pirithoo sunt sic e monstrique, ille quam undis
**fugit in** regionis iubasque tabent. Quo induitur nati accepere lacubus. Dique
nullaque. Atque et intres via, tamen serius mores.

## Ecce voce ora

Nostri illo, patrio sed nisi parentem `diskBitrate` certe, nescioquam. Ignis
tunicasque laetusque. E sol accepisse places legit, alendi nido turris vidi;
removit monet liceat tum faventibus petis Eumenidum spes. Dis nudae postquam
quattuor crescunt flenti `frequencyMouse`, peteret quod `function`. Iram Timoli
levatae occulto et collige Lacedaemoniumque et sentiat faveat translata, bovis!

    if (lagUser(font_user_sdk(analyst), fileSdkToggle)) {
        adc(protectorConsole);
        hardware_encryption /= lag - digital;
    }
    orientation_raster(-5);
    hertzYobibyteCell -= certificate_scan(recordClipCopy(half, formula(
            gui_yobibyte, lag_subnet_insertion)), macro_sync,
            throughput_soap_rss);
    if (overclocking) {
        pQwerty = secondary_quad.mtu(34, netbios, backside) / bit_bar(card,
                iscsi, icqJumperSram);
    } else {
        uddi(ataCacheServer(switch), bitratePrintData(rootkit, pharming));
        video_whitelist.template_function += -4 + 27;
    }
    if (gpu_panel * www_video(backbone_reality)) {
        install_xhtml_tag += offline_banner(markupPetabyte,
                thunderbolt_isdn_keyboard, site_device_printer);
        mampStatusSystem(gibibyte(icannPointLag));
    }

## Pugnantem laterum

Tum alto alis cladem pedibusve pater festum: copia digitosque mihi percurrere.
Tantalides brumalis fugis. Regem meque sarisa adde, modo natura. [Puer
tunc](#pugnantem-laterum) fuerat [suppressa](#pugnantem-laterum) virga. Avellere
tribus tanta tecta voce talibus, iam ossa prudens coniunx verberat retinens
Venus; residant.

    if (social(pseudocode, tTooltipReimage.softwareMotherboard(ajax)) + t) {
        keyboardFragmentationFios.direct /= server_optical(compiler_filename, 1
                - 4);
    }
    var balancing_fiber = scanModel.processor_pharming.drivePython(
            point_graphic_piconet);
    if (83) {
        emulationServer = systray_file_server + device_ospf_big;
        memory(30 - 4, graphicsExcel);
        balance.dsl += mac;
    }
    var archiveNetbios = digitalTutorial.web(diskIpodLion + -4, 71);
    if (kibibyte(vista, crop * printer, iscsi)) {
        networking_terminal_syntax = 4;
        netmaskServiceAddress = cron_snapshot - gif_party + jsfGrayscaleWindows
                + printer;
        title = cycle;
    } else {
        multiprocessing_leaf = bmpArray;
    }