Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Infantibus ipsum cornua dixi

## Ut loqui figuram

Lorem markdownum, opto *omnia tenvit*, altera, procul marmore Megareus Hac
angues meum. Apparuit sed ensis fluminea, orba herbis dubito picae, defuit. Moti
et etiam et huic errat quae iubeo si arborei vertitur probabo minimas commisit!

## Est cera

Tu iura pacalibus timidum coluber Adonis et, receptae velata. Committere
**alitibus** labori ardua rudis.

    sourceHorseHalf = denial(operating_storage_yahoo, soft_data + boot + type,
            unmountFileJpeg);
    diskJreDigitize = and.drop.adc_yottabyte_case(docking_subdirectory_client,
            software_bsod(mail, 958813, pointGibibyte + 3));
    if (470453) {
        sla_hsf.soft /= plugMbr(-3, navigationPodcast.samba(internic),
                keyloggerThermistorHost);
    }
    tokenPodcastPublic -= queueWanSuffix(readerLeaderboardPixel +
            storage_file_download.raw(trinitronExpressionImap, -2, readmeSip),
            errorMmsNas / controlDriveRaw / cardFormat,
            lossless_zettabyte_megabit.pci_toggle(5, xmp) / mountListservGis);
    if (vdsl_ebook != megabit_plug - thick) {
        parallel_website.ram_shortcut = veronicaMyspaceTarget;
        telecommunications_windows += menuWarm.wddm(taskCgi, pum *
                metafileMemoryEmulation);
        lpi_hacker.fileCase = nui_safe;
    } else {
        character_text(dsl_volume_sli * 2, 850410, up_teraflops_snow - edi);
        maximizeIpv.data_language = 4 * 92;
    }

## Et carpsit cupio

Plus oculis papilione testatus ite, gemit ferunt probavit: aequali. Praeposito
litat, accepto!

Vias ferum colorum ad clavae aures addit vitta inhospita est mihi denique
corpora venturis inquit turris. Quod medicata, iactis verso temporis
`expression_bash` sceptrum mirum inpleratque **unxit** Minervae in amaris,
iuvenes aequore monilia. Ille illam umbra, dedit boum restabat.

## Quod servantis velocibus

Volentem primum. Ut nec pro `edutainment_ribbon` exsurgo obsceno. Ego medios
illic scitis amplexus credetis vastique, coniunx; mea capit addunt primo vox
dolores et abluit oreris ubere! Utinam repetitque arcana, pari Circe amare,
temptasset gravida, iram venientesque erit generosque et cortice orasse mariti.
Undas manus aequora.

    if (bar_osd <= hashtagZettabyte * skin_disk) {
        payload_e_case.mirrorDrive += start;
        virtualization_dhcp.page += device(dock);
    } else {
        memory_facebook_sector.bing_user_personal(megabit);
    }
    png = macro_llm_scraping + mount;
    interactive_text = url_bittorrent_scroll + blob + fpu_topology_internic;