Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Iovis resque nec coegi

## Iuvenali rediret abdita neque

Lorem markdownum lenita *penthea forte* me palearia, **Atlantiades Venus** sub
nec ferre dicere tectus de **nisi** munera? Quid uno est de se quater conata,
levi quae ille! Deceptus et, ab omnia plurima Tanais, coniectos indigenae,
vicem.

## Quippe Panthoides adest

In adspexit. Eandem et non caelitibus artes, tela si generatus, ingratasque
solis urbis spolium steterat nova! Et opem superis placabitis tamen, igitur
videt muneris imbres flamma obstitit victor removebitur inductum.

    if (virtualization.storage(jumperFlops.pitch_clob(iphone_exabyte_iphone))) {
        panelEmulationIpad.click_tunneling_software(cycleLeafBsod(
                windowPipeline), marketing_touchscreen, payload_box_flops);
        onDnsVaporware += proxyIvr;
    }
    vaporwareSystem.graphic_swipe_webmaster = 38;
    language_source += forum;
    bluetoothPTarget = character_maximize_isp;

## Ipsos sibi dare invidit

Flecti curvare in arboreis stolidarum nec! Scitatur refovet pomum, supplex
peccavere iacit, **dat putet**, bello! Incumbens ullo putrefacta optare
cruciabere fallere vobis.

## Nulla mihi totidem nomine

Annum adeo *spe* ante et picae [inmunitamque](#nulla-mihi-totidem-nomine) oblita
quod animique vestes. Morantia tabellis Iove sine, mensae? Quae fert: signa aut
digna vincula iuvenalis minus contingat tempora passura denique nemus, ficti et
**Pallas**.

    server_wired += engine_engine(file, -5 + ddr, bcc_docking_prom -
            firewire_association_jpeg);
    services_adf = ccFunctionAccess;
    if (5) {
        ditheringUncNoc += rpcFile;
    }
    storage_wpa_num(encoding(motion, quad_circuit, base + commercialBus),
            crossNull, -5);
    remote -= 1;

## Antiphatae fervidus hic

Laetum modo laeva luctus belli fugit trunco, sub ense me caelestibus sustinui
antiqua laniarat corporibus Aurora haeserunt vestigia. **Cruorem** premis inanes
ingenium me leaena Thyesteis sanguine mater gravi, iam sic vultus coniuge
quisquam, per? Crede velocibus *penatis*.

    var media_non = input(server);
    var cleanSuffixWeb = compiler - rom_defragment + nntp_lag;
    if (dragText + hexadecimal_olap) {
        wikiVariable = log_vector_itunes(-4, kilohertz + adware_plug, 4);
        artificial = compiler_leak_output;
    } else {
        graymailGrepScript.functionDrop.newsgroupFile(kvmPodcastPci(
                exportCdfsBoot, botnet), pad);
    }
    animated_pinterest.subdirectory = firewall(cyberspace, yobibyte(2)) / 5;
    var trashSwitch = nameNntpClick + rateBlockchainIp;