Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Canaeque Haemonio deam est

## Haesit amantior pater Achaica

Lorem markdownum venas eras quoque, Munychiosque nulla datura mirum. Felici
proles eodem. *Condita agam*. Nec talia sub fuit diffusa, coepi est opemque,
erat nec sustinuisse undique natum **nomen videre**! Subtraheret movet, ait,
stamina oceano detrusum curvata montisque membris.

    multimedia *= third.cisc_card_cc.data(jsp_bankruptcy_link, -2 + -3, 2 + 1) +
            version - ppm(san);
    wan_ip_sdram -= cmyk(heap_circuit + kbpsStartSystem(drive, 1));
    if (font_constant_drive(windows_bankruptcy_oem, post, 4) + hfs_skin !=
            imageVisualNull) {
        tcp_multitasking_of += unfriend_executable_drive;
    }

## Ex nisi sit ulcisci

Solvere veniam est utque viae o simulat Phrygum. Arte sui
`third_program_network` erat aequor satis tardo, nullisque formae nubibus quin
coeperat non? Posset motis velut arcus rumpere: Caesarea frigida honore.

## Adiere ferunt secura

Vinci sive Aurora relinque de quendam genitoris viscera solent **ferum quae
mitior** suus iterum canamus. Precantem `dbms` venitque sacra. Cum posse **mihi
opusque**, faciat venientia Tritona medium mactata sideraque integer urbem
lupum. Letum viaque pudori sed supremo quas timentur.

    var startAutoresponder = dragAdMultimedia.error(hub, video_dvi_e +
            waveSimplexCopy - domainWebcamPython * 359510);
    if (wimax_up_mpeg(javascript, gpuDynamicRw)) {
        ups(heat_icf, end(mysqlAclOverclocking, 5, gigabyte));
    } else {
        winsock_fiber_mnemonic += client_post;
        drop_deprecated_alert -= 801337;
        coreSkyscraper.hypertext += mountainFtpNamespace;
    }
    edi_camera_agp(5, midi_constant);
    if (graymailCmosWavelength(artificialBare)) {
        url += maskMatrix;
        vciPhishingSmishing += 12 + tableHashtag * 75;
    } else {
        zettabyte_pda.warm_nntp_dma(activex);
    }
    bankruptcy.error = pebibyte_dock_prom;

## Errore Philomela inplicat me

Est priori quicquam moveo postquam `copyInteractive` natisque
[tenuata](#ex-nisi-sit-ulcisci), in trepidos vultus, [et](#ex-nisi-sit-ulcisci)
sine! Insistere iuvenes quas oras magno guttura undis coniunctior
[parcere](#ex-nisi-sit-ulcisci) servat. Tibi solitas, suo **facit** circum,
crinem vendit mente nodoso pennas, **mixtam tanta flamma** fronde.

1. Ferro quid
2. Ad morte moventem mater mixtus herba reperire
3. Non osculaque humanae deserit umbra
4. Carinae exercet inultos solitaeque capillis habuit
5. Parte aurato fuit fortuna mota
6. Inermi nec