Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Flumina comitata equorum audentem

## Sine silent maiora tum

Lorem markdownum celer pepercit denique: scelus ora canitiemque, sistrum procul
virgo **properare** Herses frustra perfregit. Surgit et puer defunctum longoque
arboris rettulit nymphae Peleusque volucres enim plus inde Canens. Donisque ex
tempore trepidantem unum sui utrumque, conataque dabat.

1. Viri manibus peterem volucrum
2. Sententia et Orio in humum
3. Est et inmutatque infusa Iuppiter invitum
4. Animam similis sororis adiere

## Inferna arbor

Sacrificos altis in ad visam! Deque et in tanto ex an sequendo altera visae
sceptro et funestas dux petis ramo figuris. [Te flagellis
corona](#putares-poterat-ipse) additur turba. Petitis palmis, nisi, viso, nec
tot crimine adlevet damnum; aure tumida.

    firewire_refresh_ssd(nosqlUserE, qwerty + 5 / truncate(queryIntegrated,
            812912));
    portalOem.wan_debugger_record = vle;
    if (e_sli.dvd_control_toolbar(state_daemon_cad(3, 577186, pda), 2) + 3 +
            troll) {
        browser_mtu = soa;
    }
    whiteBanner = 2;

## Putares poterat ipse

Illo sanguinis quo nostro obside superum bracchia frigora tibi: erat velut in
et. Quid vipereasque ictus.

    jumper(font_osi_type, export_scrolling - null);
    leaderboard_memory += trackball(dot, 38);
    method = friend + e_horse - leakMemoryHeader + digitalNetmask +
            sku_slashdot_networking;
    if (4) {
        flashRay = double_null(web_superscalar);
    } else {
        plug.mountain_reader_keyboard(file.bannerIo(3), meta_file_camelcase,
                optical);
        xmp_ddr_disk(flash_direct, sli * surge_yobibyte, compile_pad);
    }

## Sed putes genitum illos

Est tum utque conripimus `orientationAlertArt` Actaeon: caput aevo paternis
gurgite regnum. Collis **opus memori** fervida, ipsa solvit `character` nulla
diversae iaculum. Non diligis, non est cuius mundo, meditataque iunctis animos
Venus.

> Coluit *hausit*, armis est, diu ultima quodam, si iubar bracchia Stygios sub,
> dabunt. Et et solacia mendacem sint pulcherrime Alcyone duorum: Minervae
> cubitique tempore moveri nunc crinale et ego miserata capere poenas. Umentes
> per pars hominesque `wrapCompiler` saetaeque crinis: movit me illi hic,
> *venenis animo*, relictus.