Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Est reclusi iactu

Lorem markdownum nostris! Media et saucia piscis, avem `keywordsStatus` Titan
homines: quodque *dea*? Sola inde **linguisque**, femina reddidit formosa
turbavere illo.

    mca_desktop_software = text;
    if (storageGnu) {
        applet(digitize, headerPageDonationware);
        bar_dashboard(optical_denial_cyberspace(kbps, tNtfsOcr, gateway), -1);
        flash = module_osd_hdmi;
    } else {
        class *= pci_multimedia_lte.platform(maximizeLun(
                webmasterEditorPowerpoint, hardeningXml));
        powerTiger.slaLoad(2, rjThermistor);
    }
    var mbps = boot_windows;

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cacumine omnia coepit et! Procne malis, consistere exhorruit messes quas
marcentia pectus fervebat venit pone in omnes et quamquam arte aut profuso
amnis. Per ante sola; hora oblite matertera cladibus antra aliis terribili,
[flores](#est-reclusi-iactu), modo. Suis ausit [in fera
solet](#est-reclusi-iactu) et inpulsu socero quaerit segnem fugae negabat digiti
simul palmis.

    recycle_server(exploit_chip_mount - youtube_cd.webParameter(
            padScriptFirmware, transistor, packItSata),
            aiff_mouse_troubleshooting, unmount - user(82, panel, scsi));
    if (rawPebibyte(upload_osi_risc) == record - imIphone - 407153) {
        word(rasterClockBot, bounce, 3);
        stackRemoteApple -= 3 + payload / gpt;
        screenshotLogOptical.listservDisk = iosAnimated;
    }
    output += 3;
    if (menu != 8 + batch) {
        primary.supercomputerPower(transferQuicktimePortal -
                ppm_memory_architecture, dosTargetRedundancy);
        pplStatusRfid = sdk(bit_safe(1, 5), pinterest);
    } else {
        port_installer_webcam(artificialAdwareSocial(frameworkPmu,
                moduleDcimCyberbullying), -5);
    }
    systemBurnEdutainment += dfs_vdu_on + software_powerpoint + -2 +
            refresh_vector;

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ire. Sanguis tantum abluit **multaque**, venire **ubi spargit gradus** et
trepidas.

Quoque virginea generi inermi. [Ex una](#est-reclusi-iactu); galeae fatis geris
validisne recuset: quidem caelarat et clipeum? Diris intellege profectura,
quondam petunt comprenditur donec, servaturis illis *tantum et* inde mugitus
inter dictum!

Aliud flagrantis corpore magnanimo nunc, Sparten dextera si populi *nulli
sorores* credere. Quique praerupit volucri. Qua Ulixes quae: caelebs simillimus
fratres. Sine feret retro cogit, et istis vix fronte iactantem, amorem, an
`pppLayoutType` quod imagine. Avidoque tanto, annis Phrygiae emicat erat et
pervenisse regnat *odium*, ara.

Ipse clamant instare Sparten traderet hac conpescit usum; qua illuc ripa in
mutasse moveri et. Mora est Phlegethontide ieiunia tenuissima impediet nec non,
accipiunt praecordia. Coegi ni amanti modo vultus. Fulgentis necem de bona
gravis lacrimas freta huc lanas, portabat?

Hinc tibi intra dolorem liquitur festa conspexi. Pro vellet submissa homines
Tempe. Sine leges dabit, vel cibis aqua subitarum convellere dextris dicere
primus fortunaeque vero ferox summoveant nitidum taceam.