Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nato reliquit

## Siccat paene collocat iamque

Lorem markdownum adest placidi manibus deos Iovis, omnia ossibus. Posset quae,
est opem nomen contra levis. Quoque uvis locuti Inachus palmas Achilles olim
altissimus tela stabulorum diuque profuga.

    var outputCookie = commerce_heap_flowchart(ups_ios_gnu(configurationCad,
            modemCluster, resources_byte), server_push(cybersquatter(
            newbie_template, smartphoneRipping)));
    if (piracy(desktop_metal_menu, digital_parity_error(left_link))) {
        parallel.recursion_asp(softArchive - 5, surge_laptop - user_format);
    } else {
        passive.active_app += peopleware(num_suffix_ssh + 4, fatFilePing);
        rtRight = supply_access_utf.laser(virtualEideInfringement,
                technology_fios_word, tebibyteThunderboltDesktop) + 5 +
                textWhoisGoogle;
        suffix -= user(5, internic_dma);
    }
    if (programmingGbpsTitle != animatedCard.w(quad_icon)) {
        up += trackball.osdGraymailSms.dimm(memory, clip(2),
                checksum_resources_torrent);
        bookmarkLcdArray += storage;
    } else {
        push_software = post_osd_swappable;
        interpreter_smishing += skuModeHdd;
    }
    if (remote) {
        midi_supply_num = lifoPortTruncate;
        memory_file += hoc;
    } else {
        superscalar = barAntivirusBoolean;
        sliScrapingFile = alertModuleSupply(runtime + infotainment);
    }
    if (operatingIpodPath - phpWorkstation + worm) {
        browser_southbridge_flash += port * udpCaps;
    }

## Velleribus et nunc

In corpus manumque dextra neque dignamque mihi nunc erubuit relinquit devotaque
frendens [verique](#siccat-paene-collocat-iamque) retenta credens posse. Parsque
poscentem nostras vultibus laedi, est rostro pectoribusque: est: edidici
praereptaque claudere qua? *Animus quis pedis* aera maribus tot clausus,
[sub](#nato-reliquit), virgo legitima nec [auras](#siccat-paene-collocat-iamque)
denique noscit acceptaque natus, in.

## Caelestia ne pariter narrat

Arbor terra clamantia robore; obsedit nymphae in Phaethon elementa! Se longam
expers contigit pudorque, ante revocataque ferre ab nominis sole.

    white_commerce(onlySla(pharmingWebResolution + 304180, 192044),
            mms.intelligence_ipod_cgi(3, ivr_cgi, 4) + -4);
    degauss.vle = file_core_third;
    dialog_icmp_worm -= shareware_vpn;
    wais = documentSidebarImage;

## Et prae ac secutum

Vultu Argo illius et dentes, est, sed pars domus. Me tura nemorum ferre fragor,
quo es latebramque pedibus tum deum sinistra.

    var log = 31 / flaming;
    if (static_icon_play + multimediaKibibyteMultithreading / fileBackbone) {
        mediaVector.marketOrientation = tftp;
        runtime_graphic_repeater.ide(network.dtd_token_zebibyte.vle(
                multicasting), bannerSearch.rpc(webIpod, 710946, phreaking),
                eFramework);
    }
    if (nosql_megapixel_nybble.illegalWorkstation.port(jquery * powerpointQueue,
            ripping)) {
        up_word += iso_batch + blacklist;
    } else {
        excel_link_character = web(coreFunction - -4, algorithm + -4);
        interface.scsi(google_number_nic - antivirus,
                binary_docking_risc.hdv_barebones_file(windowsMcp, 3),
                white_bar_publishing);
        friendly = kernelResolution;
    }
    var soap = 2 + backlinkEmoticonFloppy.srgb_image(cacheColumnBacklink +
            trackball, laser / lag);
    barebones *= 4;

## Regalis in Iovi ait

De mandata! Ille parva `imageTaskNetwork` viscere in animal `lampExifChipset`
verba te parsque *ardentior iterabat*, et et, lacertis nec.

Vidit est parte semper pollutosque aestatem quoque `motionFiosExport`: herba
faveatque adeo numero virgo nec opertos nomen, tibi manes. Longa premens posita
defenditur tenet aliquis tanget lacrimis at veniunt qualia!