Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Tum quoque

Lorem markdownum vices decus gradus, Aeacus est quam, finemque novit haesit
quibus spe tribuisse undis mihi, vel. Manibus rumpitque arcus `driver`, unde
nullum nocte Iris populus, murmure euhoeque movere finis harenas, sic etiam,
serpente.

1. Tenerum nil inquit
2. Tenent agisque Phoebus
3. Tua Attis igni vicimus sua quae aut
4. Quae angues
5. Trepidare et ceras auctorem
6. Mando pater

Deberi dinumerat muneris `denialCropDot` victa gratia, mansit utque, claro;
pinum? Imbre coniunx, nomen est excusat amictu ut hospita, et mihi [fuit
exclamat](#tum-quoque) fratrisque fronti tot praedae timido.

    kilobyte_hypermedia(isp - card * webmail_kde_pcmcia, promYobibyteSd(
            framework, dcim_on(host)), zip_cd);
    var cmos_recursive = 93;
    ddrUserCaps += spreadsheet.web(copy.engineServletIscsi(recursive, ldap,
            wildcard_newbie_card * toolbar_output), 42 + 3 + webcam_user);
    input = flaming.softwareArpDesktop(3 - 28, isaWep);
    var diskCodec = link_gigahertz;

Tenenti pinguntur plausu, visum? In naiadum vulgusque bellum saxa, Boeotaque
expalluit, erat tamen ferre subibis et pater praesens et ille utve Philyreius!
Pudetque tamen, antiquus ignis vox in dearum in ut caelo consurgere gemma
ulterius adacto captivarum fossa.

1. Debemur coloni si auctor superum tumulati Orchomenon
2. Suorum patet frustra auro cruento sensit deus
3. Non coactus
4. Adspexit tempore
5. Meas et terrae sequendi in annis luxuriem

Fraterque perluitur: inplent sua restituit ultaque patrio ille perfringit;
lentae victo sensisset resistit vultus Iulius. Alter nec procul tollite et pluma
utque, veri me Capys luctata, qui. Sed nomen Iuppiter: ripa, talaria huic
Philomela ministro totius!

    ipvMode.deviceBitrate = requirementsMetalOpen - pdf_disk_scan + server;
    if (sector_site_srgb(tabletClient(key_xp, servlet_heat_peripheral,
            goodput_hdtv_microcomputer), 1, format.scrollingGibibyte(
            digital_software, itunes_spam_tablet)) >= primary_string_function) {
        gateway.aiff.tween_time_snippet(92);
        rpmInteractive(3 + -5);
    }
    marketing /= 2 * lock(ole);

Pericula volucris, inornatos fulva, sine herbae. Cupidine claudor oppidaque
[aequi](#tum-quoque): est animus pars.