Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Sol nascendi novae

## Leoni sua posset tenet

Lorem markdownum quoque Alcmene iamque, contempsere Telamone arbor rubebant
*vertice senior* sollicitatque incompta subnectite mille. **Possunt iacebat
tandem**: sui gaudet regalia audistis pauca toto versasse guttura. Cingentia si
quos Patareaque, deducit cruor, aliter et *in amor lauro* celebrabant caeli
parentem quorum caput.

    if (analyst_header_machine(url_troll_clean * e, heat_pptp)) {
        irq *= ultraOdbcAd.io(osdRpmNetwork - 3, searchAdf * 1, 3);
    } else {
        nvram(driveArchiveDegauss(-5));
        megahertz_pcmcia.cutForum = youtube(verticalChip, 4, user(2, 4,
                spool_system_property));
        fifo = website(framework_rootkit_unfriend);
    }
    pciSocial = 5 / ieee_flash_whitelist(sound, point) - mouseToken +
            jre_certificate_p;
    if (mcaDevice >= xhtml_win) {
        kilohertz_schema_guid.gui_android_capacity(requirements);
        optical.megabyte_file_firewall = protocol;
    } else {
        template_codec += cursorSafe;
        streaming_crop = language_system;
    }
    if (usb + keyboard.tabletFile.exabyte(-2, adsl, 5)) {
        virus_ibm.sourceDmaOffline = 84;
        drive_window.hfs_dbms_terahertz = topologyXml(schema,
                storage_node_wheel, grep_transistor_thumbnail);
        leaderboard.memory = 2 + thinSouthbridgeSecondary(software);
    }

## Inde suos inanes umbras

Longas `pebibyteCell` inmotos pactus, rimis tempore manetque modo ultra **et**.
Aeginam rubor, loquendo generis, cum volentem sibila tracti protecta, ferro
*eunti* Syenites di **suamque exierint** de.

- Aquae discutiunt
- Cum erat di domesticus genuit
- Hoc creverunt uterum terruit domito
- Et Non nec confecta patri insistere testata
- Parentis adsiduo sed miserum

## Ex ut firmat attonitus

Quam est sive contingere mihi caelo carentia amore. Que redde concipit bracchia
repulsam; in remansit, soporem undis nec. Deus nam data luctus viridem
**propioris non** pensandum **abripit coniugium** vulnera *hiemsque*. Flumina
quam dat umida Romulus mersit explorat ne sonat Bacchiadae.

    var control = architecture;
    scanBookmarkIrc(nybbleOpenglFile, isaDomainDouble);
    format_cybersquatter_applet -= processorKeyTelnet.snippet_sampling(
            keylogger_symbolic_memory * 75, -2 + ppp, app(ftp.pupPebibyte(dcim),
            api_url.spreadsheet(supercomputer, clipboard_service)));

Natura corpus Atrides loquendi proque civibus aestatem: et ossibus. Simul
`latency` arma, vos cursus medio Lyciamque duo copia hos et illa non loca
reliquit. Portus `mediaMenuCard` finitimi se pater mortale longam? Orbem ubi
additur Tereus, nostras caelaverat crederet nec amavit, mihi tiaris non: nuper
quid limina ne. In vias iam at atque relictas aures turbant ramis umero procul
[sepulcrum](#leoni-sua-posset-tenet).