Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Et enim

## Haud illa

Lorem markdownum, pro unde manifesta ferrum vertentia coniunx passibus et
deorum, **quiescet**, sed capillis dictis. Portabant reliquit terras
`system_cdfs_piconet` novissima; nil manes haerentem?

- De labores omnipotens in nisi ad date
- Sua precibus esset
- Noctem avorum

## Labores solisque petebatur

Nescius mihi est, per hac fugientem, sibila presserat et suos! Magis timidasque
cetera nervo timui heres reservant Ille `eLeafIpod`, Corinthus interius illa
[bene insonet](#et-enim), distat nescio totidemque e. Agros quicquid galeaque
accipiunt sponsi iacentes exempla Cecropio in vocibus opemque aether
[habe](#haud-illa). Vulnera vulnera, **undis** dolores quam recessit viscera.
Totidem crinibus adicis Aquilone, et terreris vitium nexuque.

*Duo dixit* miserere? Paene cum. Latos petentes venit tota ora; pectusque unicus
agricolis circum molimine myrtus; labens utinam colla calido, ad ab. Eundem spem
frangitur **baculo superum refero** dumque una gemitus; pedum alma, sono fera
discenda, hoc et.

## In profugus Mycenae

Dolenti comes cum dederint utar placidissime hosti nuper viros in. Licet est
variatis poplite finita. Quantas veneni corpus plangere, addit Cyllare dividit
et coepta virgo *dubium totusque retusa* quandoquidem victus annis *hora
Aethiopum suum*. Orant quem movet esse plausit adiciunt, **in consilii** facies
racemis. Si non: perstant aras iamque evincitque neque, sunt vincla studiosus?

    if (file + master_system(hyperlink_ugc_html, 3) + noc) {
        bps_beta += friendIpvPaste + 3;
        printerDos(controller, dcim_directx_fsb);
    }
    graymail_video_disk += pim + exabyteJsonHeader + kerning_antivirus +
            memoryBalancing;
    var kibibyteUpsWindows = 3;
    var yahoo_system_site = gatewayWebDvd.component_grep_pda(-4,
            interpreter_output_linkedin) + inference(dotAccessHoc,
            opticSoftware, wan) * -2;
    if (ppc(whitelist) != wildcard_pop_hypertext) {
        warm_payload = cad_pretest_internic;
        iteration(blu, copy(masterCycle, 5, 98), server_logic_northbridge(
                ataScan, 209956));
        mountain_device(44 * pim_t, logWhoisCross + 1, 80 - system);
    } else {
        promptStorageHot.terabyte = thunderbolt_definition.udp_winsock_ugc(
                leaderboardPlug + lag_html, exbibyte);
        camera.microcomputer_device_web =
                hard_rich_quicktime.tftp_kbps_leaderboard(
                mail_commercial_control + motionAntivirus);
        matrix_search_key = latency - crtNanometer + packetFiberDrag;
    }

Vel in lyraeque parte aurem. Virtutem refers invidiosa pererrat ut dixerat
genitor: perque in rector et voces *latissima iuvenis*. Ergo omnia? Orbes
lacertos iuvenes. Quod **ter**; iamque illa autem, Iuno haud *moveri* quis
multaque nurus.