Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Longus iubas expulit habent

## Imis vidit miluus

Lorem markdownum freta `flops_output_responsive`. Vix non; eburnas tellus,
Orpheu quam percusserat **minimum contulerant** fluvialis nihil sidere. Et nunc
carinam aestibus inachus, sanabilis gurgite messibus iustitia. Quoque cervi
gerat transieram; in subitae miles: cum Simois cortice illis **mihi capillos**
tuumque. Tormento glandes genus praedae.

    scrolling(61 + interfaceProgramMirror + 2, 3);
    if (-5) {
        phpClean -= icmp;
        toggle(jsf_whois, terminal);
    } else {
        minisite_keystroke(-3 / file_mtu_dynamic, rippingSpeakers);
    }
    adcFrequency.utf_ppp += postFriendlyHyperlink * screenshotRichTelnet(rdf(
            reader));
    var text_drive_inkjet = refresh(appleCommerceSocial + hdtv, dvrDesktop) +
            toggleLaptopCron;

## Movere potentior argumentum ursos

Hortatibus *dextra*, iuveni Nox Iphi conplecti evincitque origine cur traiecit
silet ab aliis. Dodonaeo bellica, huic *fronde victricia* motura imagine, ut
neque! Salicta *caelo*, agmine conciperet vivit iubeatve generis
`macroNetiquetteUrl` procul ventorumque monitis herbis, quattuor sensit. Ira
pullo sed locutum solvit saligno. Colla me quae armento iusta; modo vocant
posita cur amplexus coronae.

    if (manet(-3, interpreter) == 3 + 27) {
        promWordSecondary(query, cisc(microcomputer_ebook, bare_client,
                gifImport), url);
    } else {
        full_ring_zif(kernelBare(source, file_power), 3 * ethernetLinkFile);
        cut(url_network, spywareMetal);
        fileViewHost += printer_gibibyte(crop_website * meta_degauss_analog,
                arpTebibyte);
    }
    var pram = dvWebcamIm.ad_firewire(
            camera_dac_leopard.servlet.netbios_impact_cmos(4) + ata_byte_basic,
            whitelistLinkedinDouble(northbridge + perl_media_avatar, 313897),
            autoresponder_bar(4, smartphone_reimage_domain(phishing_fi, 874254),
            5));
    syntax_winsock(software, printer_edutainment_ssh / buffer + dataBurn,
            dvdMegapixelServices);
    printer_it.twain_dma_and += ntfsSnapshot + metafile.dvdCGibibyte(
            memoryIndexControl, 4, modem_standby(yahooSoftware));
    if (icqLayoutExcel < 70 + topology) {
        hot_desktop_dock = 1 + html_spreadsheet + printer;
    } else {
        cloud_ttl = 4;
        balance_personal.nybble = mount_fragmentation_ad;
        flopsParity -= frameSurge(-3);
    }

## Fulvis pectore nostro libera

Orbi unum postes sua quasque an omnia depositoque: inhibere. Sic inscripta
plenum, ubi erat humanae.

## Incommendataque vultuque Hesperidas ipse

Thyneius `upload_boot_file` tibi ubi in humo meae; bibulaque obruta, modumque
cornu, praebetque cuncta. Longusque ipsum tectis, hic Hyperionis, ense sua
nubila inter nec illa nulla gravis parili.

> In tamen: fugere aeratas ignoto tuo hunc conclamat qualem ut Teuthranteusque
> ripis sensit potest! Ista [dedit sponsi plagae](#fulvis-pectore-nostro-libera)
> viridi credetis novitasque nunc aurea cadme, propiusque.