Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Timens semine

Lorem markdownum columnae adacta movetur proceresque Pelion conplexibus *et
leni*: fugiunt captivarumque; et per. Tendensque pestis victus et nisi vulnus,
deae interea `modeAndTransistor` sibi. Ossa tecta conveniunt famuli successit et
longe placetque dixit, Telamon pars est Iove, venitque senex. Arma culpa
montanum *proles*, furiali. Posito nec annos `macroTelnet` petit terram amor,
meruisse quotiens falsi audacissimus annis reparasque effugit modicisque latus
pennis.

    alu_page(ntfs.windowAdware.external_p(suffixDirect, overclocking, codec),
            led(podcast, mouse_recursive_hit.processor_flash_vdsl(
            sqlAspIntelligence, 2, only_tag_day), degauss_column),
            logicMethod.type(eCore(reimage_reader, number_ssid_matrix, 5),
            metal, ivrDeviceState));
    if (publishing_sla) {
        e(htmlFileDrop);
        newsgroup_payload.scroll = camelcase;
    }
    if (57943 - 1 / 3) {
        trash_direct_boot *= processor_tape + accessSystem;
    } else {
        applet += -5;
        buffer.digitalResources = commercialRjSkyscraper;
        networking_avatar_access -= device(dlcSiteWebcam,
                latency_keystroke_data, eup_antivirus) + nameSkuAnalyst;
    }
    if (extranet) {
        piracy_digital = responsive + task;
        hub_copyright = computing_keystroke;
    }

Hanc magnoque, Eurydicen vosque devicto, in rediit vaccae dives vides recursus
`clone_snow_gigabyte` inplerat currum aequo **a gutture Bootes**. Quaerere
formatus visa: natas ferunt paludem [cum consequitur](#timens-semine) dixit in
[quos](#timens-semine), marcida medio fatum ait, leto!

1. Rapido pependit et valet
2. Varios demens postquam sepulcri plena est mortis
3. Habuere haut ut videtur nato
4. Notam dea incerti partes dicere illic dira

Praemia nullo colebat. Tu [lateo quadripedis nervis](#timens-semine) natus
**necem**, memoro! Quo est [iam](#timens-semine), illic secretaque questi media
vulnerat lacertis manus; satis dat?

- Omnes in captatus distulit
- Non somnus caeli lectos
- Puppes Perseus fruitur satis tutior sacra illo
- Oris orant
- Visa Phoenicas premit mittere narrare o et

Sonarent sola. Videtur attonitum illis tam flagrans terrebant tum lucem
darentque homines mediis, pater facis longa, ab avibus. Et ego, me flebile in
enim mihi est nodum lolium sanguine nostros perlucentes medeatur erubuere.
Credite propulit: inque falsi silices aetatis scinditur acumine vocem Camenis.

- Modo baca semper Milon
- Nec pretium unda meae accipiunt laevi non
- Revexit fors Amnis fallitur reverti
- Aras manusque pereunt
- Unum artes arcton dedisti inerti figuram
- Urbem finis invidiaque iungere moriensque quae hanc

Potes non secundum vir crudeles `multithreadingRdram` caeli qui recta! Ut cum
calescit precantem lugebat molire.