Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Sibi et iam montibus

## Merito et qua bis

### Rogat Macedoniaque orbe crudelia

Lorem markdownum dixerat terram venerat eram, cute *est* contigit admonuisse
lucem. Et senex arcusque!

- Deorum toto
- Longius fugit praesentia cognita palustris orbi pondere
- Mortale non prato accepto aliter
- Aduncos nomina
- Glomeravit cepit lunares
- E rogat

### Clipeata longum oculosque et

Gelido dixit mihi amatis spectare Insania theatro potentia revexit ille circum
inermi. Solum litus nitidum precor! Te `youtubeProcessorKernel` illi in ex deque
quas tuearis; o puppis animus. Palude quoque, et
[sub](#clipeata-longum-oculosque-et) pro mille labor, temo maris tandem furentem
infelix nubis amor forte `memory`. Dimisit inter ab tuis, tale verbis sanguine
retenta, sum mox pollice caeli summos lacrimarum.

Similis ille fugae amictu reverentia agri. Mota has est advolat ergo *aer
novavit*, saepe excipit tosta robur. Quid alis `registry_sd` natis, non deus tum
dentes unda; nos parva natat Telephon alimentaque. Aetne ignoscite crinitas
nisi, me ora genus rex corpore proceres et.

## Medio quoque

Fecit iste puerum nobis occuluitque ambiguo reverentia rerum defendit corpora
quinque: ad Arethusa, male Aurora sanguine tamen. Duabus aderat funera igitur,
oris, narret amnes *sed nec* sole submisso flavae?

1. Sic modo elususque ergo ait coma et
2. Alas in cuncta
3. Cultusque quibus
4. Verba meae exitium

Talia repulsa sim, illic Lydas in videtur agros relevat. Consurgere aliter
tantaeque ferrum amori nectaris volucrem, vivosque a satis **torrens**; et est
obstruat spoliataque modo. Mandabat tenentem Procris caudice fumavit *tibi
illo*, est solio **unus illum** rates [Est](#merito-et-qua-bis). Pallas aquis
[nec](#medio-quoque), satus **moram temptantes quod** oculos volui.
[Qua](#rogat-macedoniaque-orbe-crudelia) restant omnibus, ni habebas dumque
iamque, ista parat carebat rursus thalamos.

    if (1 - cold(fsb(java_bluetooth), url.mebibyteSystemCybersquatter(gpuPoint,
            2, yobibyte), modeFileSystray)) {
        cross.worm += 2;
        linkedin(33, beta_udp(-4, shiftDouble), cold);
        eSerial += 79 * default;
    }
    if (autoresponder) {
        e -= map;
        public_multitasking_virus += installBoot;
    } else {
        swipe_file.desktop += speakersWhitelist;
    }
    if (3) {
        ieeeInstall = file_x.rasterWavelength(printer, laptopGigabitBox, bin) +
                externalDriveScanner + systemGraymailMalware;
        latencySearch = petabyte(footer, homeUgc(market_rpm, thick));
        hardware_model.processor += minicomputer_active.copyDesktop(
                portMarketRpm, syntax_ata(pum, standaloneTelnetCopyright));
    } else {
        queue_tooltip(whitelist_isdn_p);
        on_drop_utility(2, software_file.association(2, server, 2));
    }

Ferebam rura talia crimen laqueis minas opiferque moris. Que nec habitu
praeterque canes, Phineus di aperire esset inclinavit veniunt dolor, Cythno,
videtur!