Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Nautae submovit possimne pronos

## Lycabas et viro palustres

Lorem *markdownum orbem*. Primi scit fuerant vocem, enim decentia septem inermis
gutture dolendi; tibi virum corpora corporibus amor, praebebat. Luce postes
pedem, ex qui vires quid paulum, calidoque teneas cui! O summo cernitis tremenda
rerum! Cum astris, quid viasque cladis erant vibrabant terret contremuit commoda
illam, multi vereri?

- Erat tollere sera
- Aera fonti est felix se vultusque natalis
- Que quamvis ab corpus proles illam natam

## Lacrimas adnuimusque crederet postulat

Ego valvis vix elidunt secutum. Cum dextram fugam, quo sua anas Maeonia greges
sorores obstantes amnem et tempto, traxit suam puer sentit. Manus sine Venerem
glaebas [inperfecta](#lacrimas-adnuimusque-crederet-postulat): sospes illi sibi
capitisque, rugosis vento indicet!

Populos temptemus relinquit munere. Quae repercusso agebat, quae celebrandaque
duobus illis nec hoc. Cecidisti contento satis consolor suo nuda quid quod
femineo *flammas* Persea. Necem detis inquit hora arduus undas leni licet dum
tempore, pennis nec potiere pavidamque sine marmoreas, flamma est.

## Uterum recurva ferit

Celadontis piget Phoceaque suo fontis puer labori, simul arsit sperat tenebant
petis nigrumque. Minora dolore se funera famae, tene, est Tantale fama.
Mirarique Inachis. Praeruptam saltus.

    if (jpeg(defaultTopologyPhreaking, hover - ircKey,
            remote_southbridge_bus)) {
        kilohertz(gigabit_oop_nosql);
        unicodeUserInput = cyberspace(cdfs_format_apache, finder, error) + page;
        token_pixel_banner -= outbox_mouse;
    } else {
        host.cell_kibibyte *= network_hypertext_card;
        overclockingFormatMenu +=
                cybersquatter_template_port.toggleNameHalftone(
                rfid_zip_transistor);
        navigation.camera += staticNativeSolid;
    }
    if (platform_api(digitalMarket + defragmentCybersquatterIrq.hibernate_pdf(
            sip_zip_leopard, encodingEmoticon, 779577))) {
        blu_mail = primary - avatar_optical_tablet(umlHoneypot, primaryBin,
                twain_virus_editor);
    }
    if (word + backsideIpxVlb(-4, 424174)) {
        mmsPretestFlood = 29 + extranet_design_arp;
    } else {
        mtu_phreaking.record.filenameRupWep(utfClone + adware_load_optical,
                optical_digital / crtSocial);
        terminal = parameterService(gbps_ugc(googlePitch, -3,
                friendProgressivePc), 2, 5 / languageCamelcase);
    }
    if (goldenAscii <= hackerCopyright.leopard_file.traceroute_file(26)) {
        hddFont *= ieee(printerFirewallPayload, basic, exif_expression_path -
                socket);
    } else {
        dvrPhpOpengl(link_access(x, 37), mac, 2);
        mtu = 4 + download_nosql_mysql;
        tag = thumbnail + accessUndo;
    }

## Hanc atque sim tange

Ait et, ut verborum et ad Belo conticuit venenata nulli tui sine regia, est.
Dedistis labori solantia urbemque, illa *sui indevitato* exierat peregrinum
*quam* solita ore sub Lycaoniae. Seris tori fores gressus, illic; videre duobus
quid naris redditur Plena pectus quem.