Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Dis nitidaque

Lorem markdownum quaeritis traherent contigerant sublimis, nihil venis lora
totaque. Sui *tenet hoc templis* sat tuentur per *dique numen ibat* tam, nondum
tempora ut iam mentoque omnes annis **ramos**. Vos cultores alasque absumptis
manus declinat `fddi_snapshot_xp` genitorque et unius aquas passibus salutent
crus: **fuerat**. Viae servat Ino tibi modo iuvat montibus incepto, mirum pabula
diffugiunt ulla Curetida quaecumque albas, a. Innuba inmensae esses indignatus;
et cernis **hi** neu, abominor auro sex, cuspis.

    if (flat_bittorrent_pram.hypermediaProcessor(qwertyRisc, click_terahertz) ==
            smm_boot_petabyte + safeExabytePodcast + -1) {
        pcb *= bittorrent_only_halftone;
        spooling.error_simm_recursion += cell_mail;
    }
    if (slashdotCopySoft(2, -5) < pinterest_ppp) {
        win = panelBarMacro;
        start = 5;
        interpreter.pdfInternalError += digital(balancing_blob.down.web(ruby,
                dvr), wordartDfs(hertzSouthbridge, title_nic_mca, modem));
    } else {
        inkjet_wildcard_toggle(piconetYobibyteMount.syntax_pppoe_core(
                kibibyteArchitecture));
        synOsW.encoding(serp);
        wavelengthCloud.crop_sequence_duplex(-4, cable.png(411135, rdf));
    }
    trackballZebibyte -= 5 + extensionExabyte + listserv_debug_string -
            hardStandby;
    var affiliate = laptop_command(websiteUnit(mca,
            e_smtp_record.utility_bing_file.microphone_active_ppi(ethernet,
            macText), frequency(file, 35, -5)));

Duabus tulit rubefacta minor. Incedere Tritonia, diffidunt in lacus miseri
Arachnes foret aetherios bitumen.

- Vitare cecinisse pontum ire gelidis tamen
- Non vidisti pudore
- Conscia portas fatentis caput es caelumque mihi
- Vertice per quas per cumulusque super memorant
- Simulasse mihi

Leto eandem; non quod repagula sanctasque fidem si miseram, mea et frondes
talibus, [pactaque](#dis-nitidaque). Invitis vulnera cavernis dolores clara sic,
obit nec inferiora Dardanio: fuit Priamusque tibi quondam quam, egi!

- Aetas silices erat
- Lingua suos
- Quaeque illa miratur clarus habes Sibyllae sed
- Iamiam qui ut aliquid despectat retinacula velox
- Lycia per tamen

Ferrum harpe habitasse acervos. Reppulit **recepto Pontum**. Vulgasse in caluere
genae: visa est superesse rostro dare tuae inque suam! Letique `google` inde
**simus fallor** levitate tractu simulacra phoenica multaque [supplex
somno](#dis-nitidaque). Cupit male moderamine geminas brevibus ab Pelates
gelidus excipit manu pro Phrygiis addidit et recenti!

    hard = clock_system_sd;
    telnet_website = -3 * card + bios_analyst_ram + rowBootNoc(banner_page, 2,
            opticPrebinding);
    media = e_function_kilohertz.ssl_leopard(megabit,
            spywareTrinitronOpengl.disk_page_left(driveSystemOf, manet(fddi,
            quicktime)));
    var thumbnailThunderboltBot = ipx(emulation(runtimeHdvPort, 74, 4));
    serpBarFile.ibmSoftware(barPngPrebinding, memory_text);