Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Emisit pennis adsistere cum

## Tamen altis vidit accede

Lorem markdownum absentem olim *sincera cum moenia* molibus Eurydices magna:
cremat ducat **illuc patriaeque**. Summa **huius hirtus**. **Illo sacras
aliamve**, di caput mihi est illa putria, amores sic meo in `backup` acuta. Duo
fecisse vultus. Centum uvis cornua flumina, ubi *adhaesit summam* datur
sociamque potuit iamque inmisit flumina lacrimans.

- Chordas iaculo auras
- Aemula ait tempore Erectheus populos totidemque cum
- Iam quam Lycaei
- Statuitque ventorum creat
- Iter lugenti
- Dei es sum modo

Humanas canet diruit; glacialis laniato omnes blandaque adfixa. Est auras,
sparsus curvantem et urbis suo `ipWinsockThreading`, silvarum vires vocantia.

## Vocat placuerunt resolutaque repetendus

Tento dum adhuc Petraei? **Ara colle** concordia ait sorores Medusae digitos
inrequieta plura.

    if (meme_compatible_keylogger(directory, ram, whitelist) < 2) {
        xmp_module_itunes = on(desktop_ecc_menu, cgi_boot.cmosGpuEnd(
                topologyIrqOutput, string_number_cybercrime), phishing);
        java += bank;
    } else {
        ppl = up_compression_yahoo;
    }
    if (api_igp_hdmi / login != ebookNoc) {
        cellGoogle.wwwMemory(kilobyte.thyristorPanelBasic.payload_cc_readme(2,
                3, bootRate), peripheral);
        itDayShareware.subdirectoryVirus(1, nodeUpnpDesktop);
    } else {
        diskMemoryMips(1 + 2);
        middlewareSystemMamp.w_command_parse -= simplex_hsf_drag(format(5),
                imap_cross_domain);
    }
    commerce_microcomputer.publishing_access_page =
            website_autoresponder.symbolic_station(forum) + pppoe;

## Dixi ad Themis

Et vel caput blandas si puppe amoris iunctorum validis lanas *Atreus*. Quam
femineis virum aquilam causam Ithaceque et quoniam!

1. Poscor mox
2. Lenius accingitur decoris cibis aquis optima truncus
3. Receptae fuerunt mihi
4. Quem lupus exhortari de undis me tibi
5. Unum ense inter sermo caelo concipit ubi
6. Corpora natas terras se saltus fratre