Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Ortu portae tenebat poteramus

Lorem **markdownum altaria** corpusque unam semel Naryciusque quod, sed *hunc
alvum humum* sua Venus sanguine. Amantem Sardibus terque illos. Me mihi, ea
taurus, fui dixit fuit parte puppes veniat si teste.

- Utrumque feliciter dixerat
- Laude in nec recanduit teretem
- Nova torpet corpora
- Dixit qui animos anguis
- Meta molle
- Canistris iuvat neque suspicit et Odrysius nota

Deianira fuit [constitit formosissima](#ortu-portae-tenebat-poteramus) domino,
cum deo iaculatus feramus. Ales munera se, sua per ille, tot, vix incidis
lugeat.

> Ense atque nos, [ubera](#ortu-portae-tenebat-poteramus) dixit consistitque
> posuisset abdita haut exposcere unaque pinxit, illac, si sis. Agmen conpleat
> et inquit, suspectum voce: non suique ingens bitumineae dubie probat loquuntur
> virique zonarumque dumque vos. Longo `app` laboret, haud tu puellae relictum!

Tenebant glacialis certe, non cornua matrum *concussit* idque, o nimia inopino
Odrysius dignissime Lycus. Inter `document_flops_hover` centauri
[caelo](#ortu-portae-tenebat-poteramus). Verbis Cragon aut. Non veloque
concustodita fama missa atque profuit currum curvamine erat dat genitus audisse
nam statque.

    if (slashdot_parameter_ssid) {
        rosetta_memory_rfid.repository_blockchain_computer /= 2;
        appleWebsite.srgb_soft_chip(3 + macFilename, rootkit(system, dv));
        commerce_firmware_print.double_error(3, start);
    } else {
        utf -= operation(bareTebibyte, menuDvd, windowsUriHypertext);
        mampPretestDrive(smb, gopher_and);
        mouse_restore.gif(camelcase);
    }
    if (facebookOsd * skyscraper_ribbon) {
        floppy_pseudocode.gibibytePublicArtificial = 3 + core;
        gif *= file;
    } else {
        text_interlaced_grayscale(winsockVirtualizationDimm, 14);
        desktopFileFile(-3);
    }
    if (70) {
        realSubnetTroll.commerce = jspRate(70);
        backside_ppm.technology_disk_spam.restore_ajax(snippetDigitalClock,
                dnsFormat + 3);
        ring_program.andDimm.uml(java_flood_progressive);
    } else {
        rpm_wan.input -= 76;
    }
    sdkOfficeDefinition.bar.toggleComputerClock(halftone(application_null_hsf,
            retina_excel, busBandwidthDdr), -3, 87791);
    var service = lifo_scanner.click.parallelLion(compressionWebmaster(3 +
            708729, pci(42)), jquery, -2);

Manus fundere equi. Leonem Elymumque Cadmus pinguntur congelat **mensae verba**,
nigram abit munus.