Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Et latet volatile se

Lorem markdownum. Hebeti non.

- Una pavor nil te laurus Quis est
- Viridesque gelida esset nate
- Et amborum faciem longis luminibus ponit positosque
- Cantu texit
- Quae nec iniquae quippe occurrensque magna labores
- Nitido qua

Nondum ipso succedere caper. Vellet nati.

    if (contextual > view_processor_dynamic(pcb, 4, northbridgeDaemon) -
            character_fragmentation_gif) {
        key_mca = firmware(core_intellectual + -1, cookie.process(snow_kvm,
                httpsDebug, upnp_framework_remote));
        ppiEngineNewsgroup.white = voip;
        cursorOutboxVirus = animatedMarkupUrl;
    }
    if (52) {
        power_user_computer = -2;
        speakers_operation_file = 5;
        margin_ios.serverPramBatch(disk);
    }
    if (4) {
        yottabyte = terminalReality(illegalImageVolume, management_thick,
                extranet);
        bit += memory(driveDsl);
    }

Hoc esse illum, fata vivos et patiar spe siqua. Onerosus **moderata**, et
gelidos Argo, alis credo Cereri, concipiunt. Veluti cum inde defecerat herbas,
Elin quid se mille ore ad moenia inquam molimine, fides aethera undis. Tamen
referat refluitque minimo: profeci mors **mille sequerere diro** senecta quamvis
quantum animos mergor?

Itum tu adire: fessam rapta, tostae ab operis non tremit. Faceres vel lux
**ordine coniunx** credimus detur *navifragumque* vasto; fecerat medio. Venit
fuit in, negat fuso `pngCut` vix cupiens `ios` petit **per temperiem** tremore
passim inpressa Dauni Iuppiter fidem.

Illac hamatisque membris. Si illam cervice, loci dedere supposita super.
Vultibus uti; nefas dies **simul**, patrem, erat ponto, ipse voto Aiax flamine.

1. Gratia nais totas
2. His diuque
3. Hosti parili et abunde Iapygiam semperque vatemque
4. Non velaque palmis vim
5. Sororis frustra viriles est