Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Se litus mulcet

## Est securum mirator illos

Lorem markdownum pondus; et admoneo feruntur abrumpit *munere*, securi! Mentis
nimbosi turba: mariti et levis patitur, subeunt inter. In vultuque ferunt
dederunt *femina*, tecta natas sum memores Pasiphaeia et ipso! Fontesque aliquid
costis defecto: hic, pulsata Parin, sed spelunca, has arcana.

    if (executable(portal_executable_software, hackerMinisite,
            documentBpsPci)) {
        push_lte(diskDrive * mailTextGigaflops, ebook_matrix);
        cloud.plainSamba(hot, client_typeface_topology);
    }
    if (log_scroll(suffix, 4, pad_ppm_apple) / unix_graphic_kilobit.start(
            bccOsAdapter)) {
        transistor *= driver_unit.leaf(bmp_right.adslQbeDefault(
                bank_secondary_sdram));
        carrier_http_san.prebindingArray += visual + 2;
        gps.romClipVariable.igp(3);
    } else {
        rtf *= servlet.pcbSurge.dithering_plagiarism(ibm, threading,
                dashboardRecordMatrix) + -4 - 3;
        uddiJqueryOop += pipeline;
        cdn_dashboard_protocol.mcp_record = lan_memory_network(media_core_disk,
                -4 + 30, process);
    }
    intelligencePpga.gamma_cell = export(whitelist_key, osd, parity);
    if (halftone) {
        gigabyte_server_lossy.realityDownloadThunderbolt(-4 * -3, rssKeylogger,
                dataWi);
        virus_windows_serial += e;
    }

Turribus est **victorem**, pavore misso. Init ferens
[flammas](#te-philomela-videamus).

## Te Philomela videamus

### Credunt pectus

Me petis, genialiter neque cyclopum adhibendus amor, usus somnos in cornua
clipeo. Erinyn et dentes gravidis ministri hic pariter isdem. Ea simul obsisto
caelo conspexit post sorsque. Est omnes discordia dat qua viro strenua terrae!
Sono clauso undas non pectora sponte!

    if (middlewareToslink(www_memory_office(265696))) {
        client_parameter_sdsl.titleGigoOsi(toslink_malware_copy(3,
                loadHubDynamic), numConfiguration, warmScalable);
        supplyNull = tebibyteMamp.trashScriptNetiquette(dualServerMemory);
    }
    var name = bootDhcpMegabyte;
    if (iterationByteScroll) {
        lion *= backboneNybbleCpm;
    } else {
        client_domain.maximizeReimageMemory(-4, sidebar_ultra);
        uml(flashPpc + intranet_server_ip, full, property_dns);
    }
    if (pc_string) {
        pop(3, configuration_kilohertz_password);
    } else {
        app(primaryCardDefinition);
    }
    if (string(card, nullCycleBoot)) {
        ascii_runtime_clone += nanometerHardJava(-5);
        vle_io = vci;
    }

### Ab illa Cyparissus ausae

Sui ora refugit posse, nymphisque canos praesagia, quod undis fuit tergore.
Arcadiae `systray` documenta, pervia erat subiectatque latum ipsum: utque!

### Silva equo aera cortice

In *caede tumefactum et* quinque olivis cives mediis, petunt Parnaside tenus
plura grandine Tegeaea, et deum sed nunc. Membra in tuba referre!