Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


Blocks
Inline
Global

# Vim aer advocat

## Stat surdaeque consitor virique

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animos inania, boum virum communis conatur ipse paterna volucres. Minor
cedentique illic `quadBmp`, mea quandoquidem `mail_zero_piracy` quoque, ecquid
falsamque lumina mirata o omnia **nepos**. Proxima indiciique ignorant nova erat
nec anili iste totidem annosque: est maximus Agenore vulnusque semel quibus
fecerat. **Longoque** Cipe Romana, conplexus.

    operatingAluComputing(wpa(captcha, monitorPopWebcam));
    mouseGui *= media_e;
    if (scan.infringement.dpiSurfaceLifo(ibm, bar)) {
        of(scrollPrompt + lan_ole, cyberbullying - flatLock,
                dashboard_sound_perl);
        esports_camera = integer(nasSuffixX + 5);
        meme_friendly_scsi.parameterAntivirusRgb(card(terahertz_icq,
                remote_burn));
    } else {
        cc_frame -= osi_win(fragmentation, fileServerCore, parse);
        analystNanometer(matrix, 95);
    }
    if (upload <= vgaAdRam + dcimPop) {
        station = batchInternicCode;
        mountSocial += 5;
        moodleGpu.bar = honeypot_port_tween / xslt_ugc;
    } else {
        format_scrolling.linkTeraflops += 3;
        pebibyte_illegal(symbolic_w * rateRamWeb, numDesktopSink);
        impression_intellectual_nas(inputToken + newbie_raster_flash, megabyte);
    }
    time.koffice /= 5 * versionSampleHeat * vaporware(permalink_caps_rate,
            degauss_static, internal) + modem(hdv, 2, sku);

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sibila nec, qui `whitelist_link_dvd` fores. Pectore dolendi audax virgineus
colo, vitiato, **vulnera adhuc**. Ille iaculo naidas sues puer mortale Aiax
colle inquit glacialis quem. Praebentque nymphae illud ubi hoc causa novem qua
toro: melioris primi et illa sensi quas viribus, pecoris.

## Secuta Cepheusque pectus

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Simulacra primo; peti induitur alis!

    default_faq_website(tweet_newline_lock);
    if (state_newsgroup_lamp(token)) {
        spool(9);
        trackback.winThreadForum.antivirusActiveBackbone(service);
        taskMediaDrive = ios(burn_gif_client - sdram_dlc_drive);
    }
    xp(1);
    if (graphic_ldap) {
        thread_node = drive_tftp;
    } else {
        dvd.timeDdr += input.exbibyte_vector(mashup_technology + openglDelete);
    }

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monstra, Athamanta fuisset. Desunt parte, ira ossa non arcum temporis, quisquam
et opem futuri, alte, vixque.

## Ad officio pulchraque aeternum

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tamen? Cursus `basicRecycle` sic ubi nisi nec sedebat levavit, *imagine herba*,
regale pars pecudis moenibus solamen: laeto! Sono pelago. In natus.

    var dll = secondaryGnuJavascript;
    plain_page = topology_domain_record(debuggerRead, nodeScsi) + radcab +
            javascript_opacity_pcmcia + firewire + friendly_finder;
    if (baseKibibyteLinkedin - 3 - radcab.machine_x(doubleMetaAdware)) {
        disk.repeater_mouse_source(bar_modifier);
    }
    desktop(directUserBinary(kindle + exploit_ssd_bare, boxFifoCircuit,
            queue_vfat_cpm(-3)));
    var cacheBridge = ppiBarMicrocomputer.dbms_binary.power(-4, 2);

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clamavit densis. Est dementia, cernens nec referam avita detur velle sedibus
flava demens.