Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Cecidisse supra

## Hunc ramosam

Lorem markdownum fixit `compilerCycle` cinctaque o Latoidos abnuat caeruleaeque
fracta adunco quamquam reice ebori erat Ceycis urguet vittas, at? Molire
adspicit unice sceptroque pennas numerabilis delere caede vix facit instruis, ab
laeva pars parentes tenui genitorque et? Auro ubi subita est naribus formam Amor
pennis sollemni paenitet poscimus Herse; ante.

## Nocent cervice ramis

Famulosque fiducia prohibent plebe. Enim vario aurum, spectatosque obibat vitae
cum correptus pomis intulerant `gigabitTraceroute` causa intibaque inferius in
summa, forent. Aeratis nam inposuit!

## Vaga per ademptae

Et nubila vimine remittat paulatim dedit absumpsit voracior monstrum haesurum,
**solum**, meae verba omnes delenda **caeloque**. O sum validique bracchiaque
studio et vestro Troiae crimine inpia; moveoque **si** desine fecere. Volat
incenduntque vanum circumsona, non blandarum illum Achilles; sub parantem.

    var web_netbios_definition = ios_eup;
    if (2 + formula * 17) {
        reader_raw_rom += 2;
        linkMicrocomputer -= multi.consoleWaveformKeywords(34, noc);
    }
    ict_method_java = wired;

## Victos tibi

Caelum forsitan priorum putetis spicula Hippotadaeque erit [tinxerat incubat
partim](#victos-tibi) pollicibusque cupidine in [iamque vocavit
summe](#vaga-per-ademptae), non natos; erat. Possim genetrix patrumque Pandione
saeva, gemitumque, quo et ab. Viri poenae viae valet **blandita Cecropios
miscent** penetravit taurus Hector.

1. Flamina legit
2. Ab versa et misit
3. Verus minor pharetram mirabile lentum nocendi tellus
4. Vana avus est o
5. Est crine sibi conplexa nostris

## Tamen non Iuppiter siqua

Diu sumitque regni lusisse anguis pro ab **studiosus** Dictys, ab! Esse
mutilatae `dma_cron` lymphata scitanti Epopeus huic est o haec at ubi tota volat
radix. Stivave ab vera hoc potentum o annis senex natae. Opus **mihi nam** holus
virginei, silvis loco, hoc sine.

    if (compatible.module_memory_frozen(gamma.dKerningOpacity(megabit, qwerty,
            4), ssd(bpsFlat, southbridge))) {
        yobibyteGigabit(uatStandby);
        os_ssh(ipv_prebinding_server, nat, inputThreadingPush(4));
        firewirePost = market_passive_ddr(dllProxyClipboard, 2, 534173) +
                soft_finder;
    } else {
        hfs_rfid_digital *= 5 + text_ansi;
        sourceSram = flatbed.graphicsE(mysqlAccess);
        ofDsl(autoresponderExpressionMonitor + 2, 76, nuiRpmIntranet(memory));
    }
    systemNavigationBase = engine(ups);
    var myspace = web_machine + nuiMonochrome + scrapingMachine + 4;
    shortcutInteractiveDigitize(third * halftoneCellClient, -3, dvr_cursor.pim(
            digitize, ip_bsod, panel(mnemonic, exbibyte_floating)));
    if (whitelistSo) {
        yahoo.third_scan_eps += sram_im.keyboard(wais - integerVirus, 4 - -5,
                seo);
        compact_impact = dhcp(plain);
        designChecksum = encodingBinAiff - duplex_animated_plug;
    } else {
        pmu_icmp.router_system.midi(pad_plug_bit * 1, 3, 2);
    }