Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates structured placeholder text in markdown format. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics.

Written in Haskell by Jasper Van der Jeugt. The source code is on GitHub and an HTTP API is also available!


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# Ut ego nec miserandus

## Me niveum deos fides

### Cui parias dicentem lapidem

Lorem markdownum Telamon me salutat me natasque atris Antiphatae concava,
reddebant. Enim umbrarumque narravere omnes cupiuntque videtur frondibus caput,
more tertia ruitque. Ut rectoque ausus et terraeque
`northbridgeRippingTerahertz` aliquid deus fervebat venti modo si inclite,
extinctum Pelias peremi Cephisias in tempore. Hortatibus parias: **modo Caeneus
quae** propior suos. Oscula et votisque Anchisae innuba antiqua nomine.

### Gestasset fuit

Ausus tamque et terrenae dixit, harenas optasse tenebat. Gravidus et bibit
nomenque redeuntibus; origine vidi, nota ulla temptanda Aetne.

> Iunone sistitur crista nec stamina sensit ferrumque iste, nec cum Iovi illic
> aetate vimque vulnere. Petit ossa, qua suis effectu, spem at, dona.

### Gemitus detrahit

Male mater ab obliqua caelo *praebita tremit*, fudit nocens **maxime**; epulis
ut velut furibunda profanos bracchia? Igne cornua **haec**, tantumque, non per
metu suis viridem, qualia. Creatis tristia operis condidit vellera inpatiens et
video fidelius lateri pomaria et abit amor cretus Orionis potentem iuvenes
omnes.

## Fine nec

### Loca regna Aeacus

Minor redigentur colla! Quam et solebat corpore quis. Turba magna, luctus morte
montesque; Helops rigido! Omne sed velle, praecluditur negare durat humo
discubuere dextro numina.

### Receptus fragore

Antiquique incerta, gravidis tu terras Eridanum per momenta primis veneratur
amantibus in aut. Duc viscera alter nostri mearum saxa! Enim ecce trepidosque,
actis nos muneris sumitque adflicti, nescia sua.

    if (tebibyte) {
        bespokeZip += alphaDoubleP + fontAntivirusDigital;
        mode_mountain(403742);
    } else {
        sdram_ppga(dvDiskDimm + filenameTrackbackFile);
        pramTextThumbnail(system_pci_tweet, 2 + 259602, multiplatform);
        safeTitleSocial.coreNetwork += 55 + diskPppLeft + sip;
    }
    if (gpu(beta_donationware_cd(perl_control, twitter_wavelength), bash,
            bar_fat_code(-2, repository))) {
        flat.moduleLinux.gate_fsb_array(blu_analyst(bit_control_teraflops,
                left_type_name), compression_byte);
    } else {
        listserv += -1 / 2;
        balancing_operating_software(broadband_hard, 5);
    }
    if (regularBpsFirewire.string(4, cluster(codec, nybble)) /
            install_rate_exabyte + 5) {
        ldapFirmwareBankruptcy = t.system_platform(systemAdcDesign + file_file,
                leopardPermalink);
        warmSocial.num_tft_dsl = vci;
        infotainmentPushSector = copyright.bandwidth(jpeg * tiff, im_station,
                installer_blu_row);
    }
    if (ioWord > protector.camera(net * scrapingOptical, cache_warm_osi)) {
        vdu(compressionUsernameFlash, hsfIpIpod / subnetSeo);
        jsf = swipeEdiPing + 2 + external;
        type += solid;
    }
    if (rpmRegularOpen <= smartIcfBackside) {
        rfid(keystrokeGate);
        firewallSubdirectory.stackDriveBackup = copy.imageUdpPrinter(5, io *
                application_icon_utility);
        server_sprite_rom = raster_pci + requirements.codec_terahertz_flash(2,
                adware_text_server);
    } else {
        binaryPageKilobit.capacityError.netToken(gptEthernet + web, http);
    }

### Inoosque transibant viro

Illuc sequerere `file` invisumque conplevit forte ingratumque videbar cadunt
nec! *Quid* dies sibila solidoque odiumque sedem elapsae, heu quodsi dedit cum e
sparsosque natus quicquam, ad.