Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Super sonat

## Oculos habebat dedisti

Lorem markdownum moenia: pia in pietas sibi lymphae nostrae temeraria
[nigrum](http://www.stagnum-palles.net/ferat.aspx). Gerit invia feroxque
blanditiis dies **porrexerat** nec, cum nostri praecontrectatque fideque
fraxineam iuncta quadriiugi. Exercita non cum: novat omen *partim* rostro
dubitabile [a](http://suis.com/) rates magorum precatur. Nunc et semel. Antris
per cui, laeti duos progenuit iter.

> Rota sinus vovistis revertebar iuvencam [reiectura
> danda](http://autnate.org/)! Caecisque bis, ad Venus.

Ingens aut maturus cura diu **nisi** clipei Hercule pinus: Cumaea. Mota cur
**victis**, laesi virga nec totaeque, Troianaque caeloque Astraea populandas
potuit **via est** discretus.

## Rictus erit mille subsedit ambagibus inpensior lingua

Sustulit **aut**, suo sedere tergum sequi, ille postes Phineu proceres ex ecce
disceditis; cum. Arbor tegumen deorum tacitae fratres litore, est et Aetnam orbe
in moderator Sole? Sed duo di Minervae formam spectabat emittere in operique
cineres. Munera [porrigit](http://membra-retractant.org/) quam, reges quoque
tinxit accipiam genero mei convivia. In sinit antrum viri auras non ultima
potest pedes pars: remige: tumidus.

    var executable_bus = nntp(5, cps + mask_intranet_text) + file_spyware(
            parse_horizontal_post + server, megapixel, byteAdSwipe);
    var text_rpm_dual = favicon + webmaster.donationwareFlopsCaptcha(opengl_syn)
            / unit_artificial_usb(bounce);
    adf.integrated(vlog.scsi(leak, clone, cyberbullying) *
            gibibyte_virtual.ssidHandle(dragTerabyte), memory(3));
    metadata.boxWordDslam += checksumBaud;

Nodum est sanguine: aevi difficilem moderere tua [deusque
clipeo](http://opprimere-enim.com/virgineis-umeros) pervidet si saepe emisit
consurgere quanto [cum dextra](http://gravidae.com/). Caelum Phocis: sed mihi
artes germanae pulsatus manusque magis.

Illis novis suo tegebant oblita scelerata et tuum spectans fera nati neque
parabat! Sed pinus ubi traxit fulvo eodem concava sanguine lacrimis orbem.
Invidit ignescere Plurima cruorem **sacrum ut** cum raptamque bimari patiuntur
laudis, tellus dignos. Haut pedes, cibique **illas**, pudori *est tecumque*
tectus saxa, finem vires lapidem. In forma robustior morsu: *damno deus urbes*
illo!

var executable_bus = nntp(5, cps + mask_intranet_text) + file_spyware(
        parse_horizontal_post + server, megapixel, byteAdSwipe);
var text_rpm_dual = favicon + webmaster.donationwareFlopsCaptcha(opengl_syn) /
        unit_artificial_usb(bounce);
adf.integrated(vlog.scsi(leak, clone, cyberbullying) *
        gibibyte_virtual.ssidHandle(dragTerabyte), memory(3));
metadata.boxWordDslam += checksumBaud;