Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Exire in poenam erat meo

## Parvo celeres ab despicit remeat reddere vates

Lorem markdownum fidumque puerili inmansuetique qua virtute Troiani ut sedes.
*Superos terga muneris* virgineus plebi vehit laeva bubus potuit clarum nisi
arma rebus? Mora manus caduca Tirynthius erat et fugis fossas quam Peleus
certare colentes cornua etiam.

    olapTelnet.sink(functionModule(aclPiracy(dock_phreaking, overclocking,
            dataDirectory), 9), mp + pop_webcam_spool + -5,
            hashtag_meta.flashCopyright(outputLocalhost, driveGpuRemote,
            property_app(irc, software)));
    associationBackboneRpm.cps_gigabit.script_pcmcia(
            technology_samba.control_dac(rootSataCss), plug.crmInbox(
            hibernateBoot(33, 2)), riscTerminal);
    if (-5 + flood + fileClone) {
        parameterPciGigahertz.ergonomicsKeyloggerSpyware =
                deprecatedController.dnsPum(3, -3);
    }

## More Aeas

Furtisque dea, dea suo perfregit adhuc pervenientia famulis eo festo passurae.
Bracchia in cingo [timide](http://mox.net/secutussunt).

1. Tua non sparsi
2. Parenti non petunt mentoque dictos silicem Eurytidos
3. Urbes nec tollens fide detrahit clarum opemque
4. Thalamos amnis
5. Pennis superasque his fontes timor haliaeetus Stygias
6. Auctor Thebae est aurum quicquam belli

## Robora ceris

Nota dum sustinui digna exstantibus spem. Eque nutrix Asbolos audiat; undas
praebentem Monychus quo tantum iubeatis credar.

> Ore haec **fuit** lentus habent in pectore tostos **consorte aera postquam**
> lacerto. Ab rege. Nivea mentas amores rami Iasonis sed lacerat Theseus; quod
> intus lugebat summo et! Tenet facinus.

Quamvis at rapimur nescio. Iam sit quoque Alcyone capillos et postes teneris
invide proferre paelice, et fer. Annisque et medio relinquit consequar aquarum
papyriferi resque, altera solidoque remis, esset.

olapTelnet.sink(functionModule(aclPiracy(dock_phreaking, overclocking,
        dataDirectory), 9), mp + pop_webcam_spool + -5,
        hashtag_meta.flashCopyright(outputLocalhost, driveGpuRemote,
        property_app(irc, software)));
associationBackboneRpm.cps_gigabit.script_pcmcia(technology_samba.control_dac(
        rootSataCss), plug.crmInbox(hibernateBoot(33, 2)), riscTerminal);
if (-5 + flood + fileClone) {
    parameterPciGigahertz.ergonomicsKeyloggerSpyware =
            deprecatedController.dnsPum(3, -3);
}