Lorem Markdownum

Inspired by the many excellent lorem ipsum generators, this simple webapp generates placeholder text. However, instead of generating plain text, this generator gives you structured text in the form of markdown. In order to do so, it uses Markov Chains and many heuristics. It was written in Haskell and the source code is available on GitHub. Crafted with a lot of love for the markdown format by Jasper Van der Jeugt. An HTTP API is also available!

# Ne atria poenas

## Hoc Pylius videri tua vulgata noctes

*Lorem markdownum* astu a acies vitiumque pectine Actaeas quis illa. Est
ignigenamque corpore profugo mergum intumuit, nominibus spatiis crines. Cum
meliora latens tela illi spinae, retegatur miserande nymphae ignis Rhoetus
auxilium tenuisse vobis Aphareia. Squamas moriuntur *At erat per* traiectus,
Latia!

    if (retinaBacksideThyristor) {
        backlink_stack_leopard -= leopardPublishingOn;
        mca.operating_software_workstation(it);
        fileJpegClient.guiHeapDrive -= laptop_gate;
    }
    hyperlink_memory_gnutella(desktop_quad_file.folder_rdf(1, halftone_function
            + threadSoundDual, rtf), gnu, office(pushMegahertzWave,
            sambaBlacklist(-1, gigabit, 3)));
    if (vaporware.download_user(sram)) {
        nntpCompact(expressionKeyboardMirror(utility, requirements));
        on.typeTigerWidget += 4;
    }
    android_client_character *= computer_internal_fragmentation.smishing_cron(2,
            vaporware_asp_display) + 1 + menu(2 + tracerouteAlignmentDuplex, 2);

## Monimenta Region aperit transferre petunt

Donis removit quaerere rediere rostro saepes retinens: postquam manet. Hoc dixi
non concava crurum; litora gaudia Psamathen te fore Neptunia, herba rescindere
plangit plangoris, inque animumque. Herculis orbem vellet tamen alligat: sedet
fieri convicia nec iam?

1. Iussus oculos aera arbore respicere
2. Praebet belua iactantur et leve simulacra leves
3. Caesarumque albida
4. Quod oro refugit
5. Imagine fugarant simul inque et nec erat

## Fluentibus gemini gerens errent Hippolytum

Mea quae primos rura longi patrium daedalus novos, solvunt est maerenti. Quibus
hastam ab dirusque fiuntque placido tibi per.

Sed nam Agaue, sedem esse pelagi, pia quorum ad. Dixi nemo; abrumpit facie
victrix gratissima magni. Nota ille, hoc quae cum seminaque caeruleusque satis
Peleus agricolis. Frigida ille remittit deus promptum cineres [indiciumque una
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[celebrantur](http://terra.io/ferox.aspx) noxque latusque potest gratissima
silvarum.

Auro loqui pedumque Cadmeides Avernas. Ille tum exarsit illis furtoque sit
**concentu**, alimentaque erit, habent, non? Tuentes **vulnere**, neque. Deos
finire variatus numero. Vena hic legit **Rhoetus modo**!

if (retinaBacksideThyristor) {
    backlink_stack_leopard -= leopardPublishingOn;
    mca.operating_software_workstation(it);
    fileJpegClient.guiHeapDrive -= laptop_gate;
}
hyperlink_memory_gnutella(desktop_quad_file.folder_rdf(1, halftone_function +
        threadSoundDual, rtf), gnu, office(pushMegahertzWave, sambaBlacklist(-1,
        gigabit, 3)));
if (vaporware.download_user(sram)) {
    nntpCompact(expressionKeyboardMirror(utility, requirements));
    on.typeTigerWidget += 4;
}
android_client_character *= computer_internal_fragmentation.smishing_cron(2,
        vaporware_asp_display) + 1 + menu(2 + tracerouteAlignmentDuplex, 2);